damn bird

[NEU]

i'm shocked u haven't thought of this yet.

crush up some vikes, dip 2 nice fat worms in the shit, then put it in the nest. wait an hour or so, and i guarantee that fuckin thing will be out like a light (hopefully not dead, cuz 3 vikes and a few beers does a number on me). then move it to another tree. simple

 

[STNCLD]

Rambo, everyone is missing the point. You must first think like a bird. This bird thinks that you are the enemy. To solve this you must put on the speedo and spread bird seed around the yard, the bird will have to see you throwing the seed or it won't work. Do this twice a day for 3 days and you will have a new Pet...
Stncld

 

[ramboj70]

Rambo, everyone is missing the point. You must first think like a bird. This bird thinks that you are the enemy. To solve this you must put on the speedo and spread bird seed around the yard, the bird will have to see you throwing the seed or it won't work. Do this twice a day for 3 days and you will have a new Pet...
Stncld

I thought about doing that too, but I have these new neighbors that just moved in, I really dont think they would like seeing me out there in my speedo thong with my glock shooting,

 

[Fast Food]

i dont know whats funnier.... having a board full of guys all up on some TEST trying to figure out ways to manuever around to 'eliminate' a bird.... or ramblo running around his front yard in his camo speedos covered with vaseline and a glock in his hand putting holes in his windows cause he keeps missing the fucking pigeon.

 

[thick]

lol, stone is onto something. Rambo, you must become the bird in order to think like the bird. Get your favorite big bird costume and eat the bird seed off of the ground. the bird will join you. it might even become your mate. this will solve the problems for when your wife is gone. 2 birds with one stone

 

[ramboj70]

lol, stone is onto something. Rambo, you must become the bird in order to think like the bird. Get your favorite big bird costume and eat the bird seed off of the ground. the bird will join you. it might even become your mate. this will solve the problems for when your wife is gone. 2 birds with one stone

well i can see i am on my own with this one, you guys were not much help at all, I almost had the bird in my hands, I was taking a beating from it as I was trying to grab the nest it kept coming at me and would not stop i almost had it but it hit my forehead, I tell you this tiny little bird has lots of energy, i must look prettty stupid out side cussing up a storm at a bird, I even had a car stop and ask if everything was ok, I said fuck no this little fucking bird is kicking my ass, how would you feel, 228 lbs comparid to 1 lb wow

 

[dolfe1]

Updates?

 

[ramboj70]

Updates?

well I went out last night to move the nest, and i tried the thick thing, I put a flash light in the bird eyes and it only made matters worse, that fucking bird had me running around the yeard chassing after me, I could not see where it was because it was dark, thanks thick bad advice, now this morning when I came back from the gym I very carfully walked to the front door and put the key in the lock so it would not hear me the tree is right next to my door, the fucking bird landed on my head and did nothing, when I opened the door the dog ran out and the bird flew off my head, I am getting the high pressure hose out and spraying that little prick,

 

[dolfe1]

well I went out last night to move the nest, and i tried the thick thing, I put a flash light in the bird eyes and it only made matters worse, that fucking bird had me running around the yeard chassing after me, I could not see where it was because it was dark, thanks thick bad advice, now this morning when I came back from the gym I very carfully walked to the front door and put the key in the lock so it would not hear me the tree is right next to my door, the fucking bird landed on my head and did nothing, when I opened the door the dog ran out and the bird flew off my head, I am getting the high pressure hose out and spraying that little prick,

Nice job thick! lmao Rambo doesn't that little bastard ever leave the nest?

 

[ramboj70]

Nice job thick! lmao Rambo doesn't that little bastard ever leave the nest?

it will now I am getting my high powered washer out, this bastard is going to wish it never fucked with rambo, HE DREW FIRST BLOOD NOT ME

 

[Fast Food]

it will now I am getting my high powered washer out, this bastard is going to wish it never fucked with rambo, HE DREW FIRST BLOOD NOT ME

MURDERER!!!!!!!

 

[ramboj70]

MURDERER!!!!!!!

here is what happened with me and the damn bird, HE WON THE FIGHT, I am leaving her alone, he only comes after me now if I am at the door for more then 1 min, I have to put the key in doore really quick and get in the house, she was just to damn smart for me, i tried the hose thing, but she still attacks me, I have deceided to put a bird house up, sice I am helping out others I mine as well help her and her family,

 

[thick]

lmao, sorry for the bad advice rambo .

Nice job thick! lmao Rambo doesn't that little bastard ever leave the nest?

 

[thick]

should keep the jehova witnesses off the porch also. good decision letting her b

 

[MANWHORE]

As soon as you put up that birdhouse she will invite her relatives over and you will have your hands full. Get the video camera,an M-80,and post the video on here when your done