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Dear Ian

Yeah but what if its not just one day? What if she gets off on it? What if she turns into a psycho and orders a strap-on? She mentioned the hitachi for a reason....she's evil, she wants to ram something the size of a bus up my ass in order for me to earn the ticket.

Besides, she thinks that she'll have to wear depends if she gives up the back door just once,,, she'll never go for it.
 
Hogg, I can only answer this question from BS perspective. BS says let it rip, all systems are go! He says yahoo! :) I wish Rambo was here, he could sing BS a song to acompany his devirgiunization(sp?). :D
 
If she is adament about the Hitachi, then maybe its worth not having anal. Those suckers are huge.

Hey, pornstars take it in the ass all the time and you dont see them walking around in a set of diapers. www.sexuality.org has some good articles on anal. Print them off for her to read at work someday. :D
 
Rod said:
Hogg, I can only answer this question from BS perspective. BS says let it rip, all systems are go! He says yahoo! :) I wish Rambo was here, he could sing BS a song to acompany his devirgiunization(sp?). :D
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BS' position is noted and I will be sending a PM off to Jewel tonight to make sure she understands his position on anal. I think we will get an interesting story from her within the next couple of weeks.

Bob, buy those kneepads buddy :D

And you're right, that hitachi is huge......that is the best present that you can give to a woman though.....my gosh, talk about a gift that keeps on giving.

The only thing that can best a hitachi is a sybian in my opinion.....Hmmm, that would make a wonderful wedding present.....alright fuckers, pool your cash together and kick down :D
 
I have heard nothing but good things about the Hitachi. It can accomodate a number of different attachments, yes?

How much does a sybian go for? Based on what they are, I would think you could make one for $100. Thinking of wedding presents, have you guys set a date yet or what? I need some excuse to head out West for a vacation. :D
 
Bob Smith said:
I have heard nothing but good things about the Hitachi. It can accomodate a number of different attachments, yes?

How much does a sybian go for? Based on what they are, I would think you could make one for $100. Thinking of wedding presents, have you guys set a date yet or what? I need some excuse to head out West for a vacation. :D
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The "Magic Wand" is a single fixed head. They made another one in the past that had a giant "cant miss" face on it. The magic wand is quite simple and has a flexible shaft as well as a nice corner on the face that....well, the corner tends to find speed bumps well :D

Shit, I dont know where to find something that looks like a saddle stand with a vibrating motor in it or I would make one. They have some other interesting machines but I would need a machine shop to build the reciprocating linkage.

We have to talk to our accountants about 2004 taxes before we plan a date. I'd like to get it done this year but we may opt to wed in the 2005 tax year in january.
 
Hogg said:
Shit, I dont know where to find something that looks like a saddle stand with a vibrating motor in it or I would make one. They have some other interesting machines but I would need a machine shop to build the reciprocating linkage.
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"So, what are you building this for?" :D

Im off to bed, bro. Have a good one.
 
Dear Hogg in the Hamptons.

Wow thats a tuffy... First you should consider the "pecan Log" theory... It states,, Things which are inserted into a males ass tend to come out looking like pecan logs,, which inturn ruins the mood for the male and female involved,,, so if you do decide to take in the balloon knot,, be sure to give yourself a good clensing first.... clensing is very important also,,, because of the "tailgater" theory,, which states,, when an object is inserted into your ass and removed quickly,, ther is the possibility that shortly after it is removed it will be closely followed by a turd,, IE "tailgater" theory,,, which inturn will ruin the mood for you and your lady,,, to avoid this you must stand on your head for thirty minutes before insertion... GOOD LUCK
 
What a bunch of sick bastards. I'm trying to EAT here...

Ian Smith said:
Dear Hogg in the Hamptons.

Wow thats a tuffy... First you should consider the "pecan Log" theory... It states,, Things which are inserted into a males ass tend to come out looking like pecan logs,, which inturn ruins the mood for the male and female involved,,, so if you do decide to take in the balloon knot,, be sure to give yourself a good clensing first.... clensing is very important also,,, because of the "tailgater" theory,, which states,, when an object is inserted into your ass and removed quickly,, ther is the possibility that shortly after it is removed it will be closely followed by a turd,, IE "tailgater" theory,,, which inturn will ruin the mood for you and your lady,,, to avoid this you must stand on your head for thirty minutes before insertion... GOOD LUCK
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Ian , The other night me and a few of my closest friends gangbanged my wife. We all let our manly juices flow freely all over her. I quickly gathered up all of the liquid and saved it. My question is....If I put the afforementioned juice on my cinnamon rolls, will it substantially increase the protien content of my breakfast? Any help you can give me in this critical area would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.....

Bearze34
 
Dear sweets in Maine,,, It started to feel a bit,,, well,,,,,, Gay. LOL. I was catching wayyy to much shit over it....
 
Dear Ian,

What is a donkey punch, Is that someone punching you in the back of the head? and has anyone ever donkey punched you?


TC from Arizona
 
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