Dragon Ordnance - INT/US PEDs, Raws, & Turkish Pharmacy

[Bootybeaver]

Let’s see.

Wait I’m confused, do you want to see me motorboating beautiful buttcheaks or are you asking for a pic of MY premium patty cakes??!?

 

[Villain]

Wait I’m confused, do you want to see me motorboating beautiful buttcheaks or are you asking for a pic of MY premium patty cakes??!?

Both. Let’s have them NOW.

 

[Bootybeaver]

Both. Let’s have them NOW.

Hahaha. I’m babysitting so I think that could very possibly be a felony if I do it right now. The best I can do is this

 

[Bootybeaver]

Well I’ll be honest. Not quite the best I can do..... I found it on google

 

[Bootybeaver]

Both. Let’s have them NOW.

What if I could find a way to post me motorboating my own amazing ass???
Would I get some sort of a prize? I mean it would have to be some sort of a Meso record or something!!

 

[Villain]

What if I could find a way to post me motorboating my own amazing ass???
Would I get some sort of a prize? I mean it would have to be some sort of a Meso record or something!!

You would have @Kim’s admiration.

 

[Bootybeaver]

If the prize is she then has to post her burr necked buttocks, or at least pm it to me, god as my witness I’ll find a way!

 

[Villain]

If the prize is she then has to post her burr necked buttocks, or at least pm it to me, god as my witness I’ll find a way!

Admiration- that’s IT

 

[Bootybeaver]

Admiration- that’s IT

Fair enough, finding a way to motorboat my own booty has now been moved to the top of my priority list, second only to the occasional motorboat of the random hot Chick’s booty! I’ll post my progress accordingly....

 

[Villain]

Fair enough, finding a way to motorboat my own booty has now been moved to the top of my priority list, second only to the occasional motorboat of the random hot Chick’s booty! I’ll post my progress accordingly....

Tried a selfie stick?

 

[QueenBee]

Tried a selfie stick?

Haha
His name fits....motorboat his own ass. @DragonOrdnance we just took uppity to a whole other level

 

[Bootybeaver]

Tried a selfie stick?

Ya but the problem isn’t documenting it, it’s finding a way to bend myself in half..... thanks for the thought tho...
Hmmm I’m curious, do you think @DragonOrdnance has anything to help me develop superhuman flexibility? I wonder if the best choice would be a peptide or a hormone for that sort of application?? Hmmm?

 

[Villain]

Ya but the problem isn’t documenting it, it’s finding a way to bend myself in half..... thanks for the thought tho...
Hmmm I’m curious, do you think @DragonOrdnance has anything to help me develop superhuman flexibility? I wonder if the best choice would be a peptide or a hormone for that sort of application?? Hmmm?

Now we’re getting somewhere. All you have to do is ask and he will be there, camera in hand!

 

[Bootybeaver]

Now we’re getting somewhere. All you have to do is ask and he will be there, camera in hand!

Hahaha nice! Now I’ll just pray for god to bless me with supernatural flexibility overnight and by this time tomorrow we’ll be in business!

 

[Bootybeaver]

Now I’m curious tho. Is there such a peptide to promote the sort of flexibility to allow me to bend over backwards??? Or forwards? Or whatever way I need to bend to kiss my own ass? Food for thought....

 

[Villain]

Now I’m curious tho. Is there such a peptide to promote the sort of flexibility to allow me to bend over backwards??? Or forwards? Or whatever way I need to bend to kiss my own ass? Food for thought....

@DragonOrdnance will explain it all in person. I’m sure he has all the secrets.

 

[QueenBee]

Now I’m curious tho. Is there such a peptide to promote the sort of flexibility to allow me to bend over backwards??? Or forwards? Or whatever way I need to bend to kiss my own ass? Food for thought....

Get one of everything he has. That’ll help.

 

[DragonOrdnance]

Both. Let’s have them NOW.

This, me and villain will contribute to your 401ks

@DragonOrdnance will explain it all in person. I’m sure he has all the secrets.

Nobody must know about the forsaken peptides

 

[halfnatty1982]

Was considering trying you out for raw source (I have 3 others I use). What is the current turnaround right now once your receive the funds until delivered in the states? You have any idea roughly with your current orders?

 

[QueenBee]

Was considering trying you out for raw source (I have 3 others I use). What is the current turnaround right now once your receive the funds until delivered in the states? You have any idea roughly with your current orders?

The prerequisite is to be uppity...