dreams

[chris gordon]

and what does it mean when people try tokill you in the dream, and you try to shoot them but the bullets just fall out the barrel of the gun?

 

[crewboss]

i always try flying in my dreams and cant leave the ground. Than i cant even run. like my feet weigh a 1000 lbs. frustrating

yeah the "cement feet" dreams suck. one strange thing i noticed lately is that i'm blowing loads all over myself while banging hot chicks in my dreams. it's happened twice in the past few months, never previously happened. gotta put in an order for more sex w/ the girlfriend i guess.

 

[chris gordon]

what does it mean when you are eating coochie...and you can actually smell itin the dream?

 

[Ian Smith]

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what does it mean when you are eating coochie...and you can actually smell itin the dream?

Ya, thats like if you get shot or stabbed in a dream, you think you feel something...

This is probably going to be one of those stories I should keep to myself,, but it involves a dream, so what the hell... Several years ago I was dating a chick that lived in the same apartment complex I did... She had this damn beagle,, was crazy about it,,, this frickin dog went everywhere we went,,, I couldnt stand it... One evening I was going down on her (the girl not the dog) and the dog hopped up on the bed,,, I yelled at it and told it to get the hell away,,,she got pissed because I yelled at her dog,,, anyways,, the dog got off the bed,, but stayed in the room,,, and her and I continued what we were doing,,, while I was banging her, I looked over and the damn dog was sitting on the floor watching us,,, which bugged the hell out of me,,, but I didnt want to say anything because she had just chewed me out over the damn thing,,,so I had to finish what I was doing with that dog sitting there staring at me the whole time... Anyways, that same night, I had a dream that her and I were getting it on again "doggystye",,, while I was giving it to her, ( in the dream) for what ever reason,,, I looked away from her, and when I looked back, she was gone and I was holding the dog, in her place.... Needless to say I woke up pretty fast,, and dumped her the next day... wow that was odd.lol

 

[thick]

lmao Ian pounded a beagle

 

[Ian Smith]

lmao Ian pounded a beagle

deffinately should have kept that one to myself...lol

 

[AdamTheStud]

has anyone had a dream where it is a lucid dream inside of another dream? I had one where I knew I was dreaming but what I thought was my awake state was actually a dream as well. This dream kicked ass because usually when I have lucid dreams it is hard to stay in the dream when it starts to get too good, the worst is when u r dreaming and have a hot chick in the sack but wake up the instant before u bang her any1 know how to stop urself from waking up from a dream? But anyways, this one "dream inside of a dream" was cool because I was able to stay inside the dream for the whole thing wonder what caused one of those and how to get one to happen again..

 

[ramboj70]

deffinately should have kept that one to myself...lol

I dream everynight, when I am on the bean I dream like crazy, I dream sex in most my dream, I am worried one time I just might have a wet dream because I never had one yet,

 

[dolfe1]

Ya, thats like if you get shot or stabbed in a dream, you think you feel something...

This is probably going to be one of those stories I should keep to myself,, but it involves a dream, so what the hell... Several years ago I was dating a chick that lived in the same apartment complex I did... She had this damn beagle,, was crazy about it,,, this frickin dog went everywhere we went,,, I couldnt stand it... One evening I was going down on her (the girl not the dog) and the dog hopped up on the bed,,, I yelled at it and told it to get the hell away,,,she got pissed because I yelled at her dog,,, anyways,, the dog got off the bed,, but stayed in the room,,, and her and I continued what we were doing,,, while I was banging her, I looked over and the damn dog was sitting on the floor watching us,,, which bugged the hell out of me,,, but I didnt want to say anything because she had just chewed me out over the damn thing,,,so I had to finish what I was doing with that dog sitting there staring at me the whole time... Anyways, that same night, I had a dream that her and I were getting it on again "doggystye",,, while I was giving it to her, ( in the dream) for what ever reason,,, I looked away from her, and when I looked back, she was gone and I was holding the dog, in her place.... Needless to say I woke up pretty fast,, and dumped her the next day... wow that was odd.lol

lol Good story Ian, ok I guess I'll give one. One time I was sleeping in the library at school and I could hear everyone around me talking and knew that I was sleeping. Well I knew that I needed to get up to go to my next class, I kept telling myself wake up wake up but couldn't wake up, I felt myself straining and finally I got up and walked to the door to leave, as soon as I reached the door I realized I was still dreaming and was back to square one. So again I am sitting ther straining, thinking get up get up, got to go to nest class, so after a while a finally got up and walked over to the door to leave, and again as soon as I reached the door I again realized I was still dreaming. Fuck! I thought. Again I am sitting there telling myself get up, same thing until I get up and go to the door, this time I realize that the first two times were dreams and I was convinced that this was finally it and this was real. So finally it's over I walk to the door relieved that the dream was over, and as I am about to walk out,,, yep still dreaming, so I'm thinking this is ridiculous how that fuck am I ever going to wake up, then a girl comes over and taps me on the shoulder and I look up at her and the dream was over. Another time, I was laying my head down on my arm in math, my arm was at a ninety degree angle with my forearm vertical, I had a dream I was throwing a football, at the same time I extended my arm and smacked the kid in front of me. I woke up and he turned around and looked at me for a second then turned right back around. lmfao.

 

[dolfe1]

What about sleep paralysis, I've had that happen once, weird thing.

 

[moralanimal]

I had a client who was found not guilty by reason of insanity for killing his father and attempting to kill his mother. He believed they were robot imposters of his real parents. Anyway, his psychotic breaks would often begin with a difficulty in determining if he was asleep or awake.
Socrates argued that we may really be sleeping and dreaming that we are awake. There was also a Chinese philosopher named Chuang-tzu who went a bit wacky after dreaming he was a butterfly. Upon waking he had difficulty determining if he was a man who had a dream he was a butterfly or a butterfly dreaming he was a man. Daniel Dennett (Tufts University) puts forth a similar argument. He claims that you may be just a brain in a jar and some mad scientist is sending currents through your brain to create sensations that you are doing all the activities you think you are.

 

[moralanimal]

What about sleep paralysis, I've had that happen once, weird thing.

I am not sure what you mean- normal sleep is associated with paralysis. There is a sleep disorder that older males tend to get that allows there muscles to work when they dream. This causes them to, in some cases, beat the shit out of there wife who is laying next to them.

 

[moneyman]

I only dream about the end of the world and its always a fucked up dream. Its like im getting a chance to see whats happening cause every one is being killed but me. They i wake up hot with sweat all over me.