ex-girlfriend

[dolfe1]

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

 

[Chip Bronson]

LMFAO... you shallow dude you...

 

[dolfe1]

LMFAO... you shallow dude you...

 

[Fast Food]

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

GOOD JOB DOLFE! HOW DARE SHE GAIN LBS ON YOU!!!

 

[da game]

Lmfao!!!!! :d

 

[lancea9847]

THAT WAS GREAT BRO!!!LMFAO

 

[juicejunkie]

why are you a fat man posting on an anabolic board? I thought we were all jacked up guys that laugh at fat guys?

 

[patsfan]

why are you a fat man posting on an anabolic board? I thought we were all jacked up guys that laugh at fat guys?

I think it was satire bro...

 

[Ian Smith]

Ha!

Thats funny as hell!!!!!!

 

[Ronin_]

women who go above 20% Bodyfat should be put in public stocks and have stones thrown at them. Fuck atkins, some corporal punishment and public beatings would sort out the lard asses of America

 

[eleven11]

I ain't falling for this one Dolfe ..........11

 

[dolfe1]

I ain't falling for this one Dolfe ..........11

Awwww camon 11.

 

[deadguy]

women who go above 20% Bodyfat should be put in public stocks and have stones thrown at them. Fuck atkins, some corporal punishment and public beatings would sort out the lard asses of America

and they should have to wear half shirts with their bellies exposed and painted with pnut butter and jelly.

 

[Slick Arrado]

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

Haha!! I'd have done the same thing.

 

[FyRchick]

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

LOL... Larger guys (fat or not) always look better than fat chicks... I don't blame you!!

 

[borrachopower]

ex

now you got me thinking bro...i was gonna try to get together with my ex this next football season since il be in her town alot on my way to games. seh used to be good looking, i hope she hasnt turned into the photo below:

 

[borrachopower]

me

i can look like the photp below but she better stay fine!

 

[dolfe1]

i can look like the photp below but she better stay fine!

lol Hey 11, not many people must have read my girlfriends littles sister thread, ya think? Damnit now everyone thinks I'm fat!

 

[graybass]

Fat Girls!

We should make fat girls fu*k midgets in public (no offence little people,LOL)
They should do it in a baby oil filled plastic pool. Hey! wait a minute, I think I might like that!!OH NO (got to stop the Test now!)

 

[Chip Bronson]

even better gray, they should make dwarves ass-fuck fat chicks in public while folks throw putrifying food at them. we can keep the baby-oil-filled plastic if you dig it so much....