Faggot in the majors

[Grizzly]

Well, at least your head is only partially up your ass. You like wrestling and football, but not hockey. 2 out 3 ain't bad, I guess. Of course, you get a 5 point deduction for being into baseball. Good thing it's not soccer or you would be banned from the board.

I guess that run-in with Sherriff Freddy really screwed up your manliness.

 

[thick]

soccer is right on par with hockey in my best selling book"real sports"

 

[Jo Gunz]

u guys see that on espn? on the cleveland indians. i used to like the indians. i hope they lose every game. Too bad Rambo Suzaki(his name is something like this) wasn't a position player. I am sure pitchers would take him out.

hey bro, when was this on? I wouldn't want to take a shower in the locker room with some homo there.

ON a seperate note on taking people out (just a little story i like to tell) when i was in highschool we were playing this team of ghetto thugs and they were beating us pretty bad. THe catcher started talking shit to me while i was batting, and i was the pitcher that day. WHen he came up to bat i beaned this little fuck with an 80mph fastball right in his knee and laughed at him, he couldn't charge the mound because he could only limp. Later the game our biggest guy came around the had a collision with him at the plate and fucked this little prick up pretty bad. That is my favorite moment from my youth, fucking up this little prick playing baseball.

 

[Grizzly]

soccer is right on par with hockey in my best selling book"real sports"

I think Bob and I are going to have to come over and knock some sense into you.

 

[is_wizer]

This guy ...Rambo Suzaki should obviously be positioned as a "Catcher" hahaha.. couldnt resist!

Well, IMHO.. baseball is a sport.. It takes quite a bit of skill to hit an 85 mph curve ball.. or a 95 mph fast ball.. and even more skill to hit the ball where you want it..

If you want to talk about contact.. these guys are constantly fighting.. hitting each other head on.. getting cleated in the face with metal spikes.. Oh.. need I mention how bad getting hit by a 90 mph baseball hurts?

I'm not saying that the game of baseball doesnt have its times of complete boredom but you cant overlook the other stuff I mentioned.. And no.. I'm not trying to say that It's the most "competitive" sport out there.. but it's a sport nonetheless.

I've played many sports so, no.. I dont just have a bias towards baseball.. I try to appreciate all sports atheletes for the skills they have to master.

 

[Grizzly]

Fighting? You call those wild-ass, sorry looking, no power behind them haymakers and bitch-looking-slaps fighting? When do they cleated in the face? If you're laying on the ground, which I've never seen, then you deserve to be cleated.

 

[is_wizer]

Fighting? You call those wild-ass, sorry looking, no power behind them haymakers and bitch-looking-slaps fighting? When do they cleated in the face? If you're laying on the ground, which I've never seen, then you deserve to be cleated.

Didnt mean to insinuate they were good fighters.. And it's the 2nd baseman, 3rd baseman, or shortstop that most often get cleated.. Not because they're laying down but rather trying to pick off a runner.

 

[FTW]

Oh my male manipulating friend, how wrong you are. Hockey is a middle and upper middle class white sport, not a trailer sport. Thinking of that...dont most baseball players come from the barrios of Carribbean nations? Hmm, sounds like ghetto/trailer sport to me. Dude, you and I are going to a game soon.

Fake blood in hockey? LOL These guys are constantly in danger with sticks flying, pucks cruising at 60-95mph, putting their own safety on the line to block a shot.

Hey Bob John Kerry plays hockey at his age and u might wana remember this when you walk into the voting booths

 

[RICKZILLA1]

lmao, pretty funny to have your life defined by a duck. I definitely agree that all these sports r way over paid for what they do. either way hockey sucks and it is like all star wrestling with fake blood and fake injuries. they just go to the trailer parks, find guys w/o teeth, put on skates and call em hockey players

Thick...As much money as My parents spent...and as much money as I'm spending on my kids..I think I could have bought 10 trailer parks with 100 trailers in them...Ice time alone is over $2500.oo a year per kid and equipment for a teen and my youngest puts it well over $7000.00 per year. Multiply this by 15 years and you say this is a Trailer park sport. I know after my college years and short semi pro stint my parents bank account resembled a persons from a trailer park. Now I'm feeling the same thing.(OUCH) And just for the record... Both knee surgeries and both front teeth being knocked out WERE VERY REAL INJURIES...Lots of REAL BLOOD!! I LOVED IT!!

 

[Grizzly]

Just be glad your kids aren't goalies. I haven't played in 13 years and even back then the money my parents spent on pads was ridiculous. Definitely not a cheap sport.

 

[dzl66]

sports

I think that pro hockey players are probably some of the best conditioned athletes in sport

 

[Bob Smith]

I think that pro hockey players are probably some of the best conditioned athletes in sport

Amen bro! And the best non-pro golfers in the world too. Thinking of golf, and this will piss off the likes of thick, but I think golf is a way harder sport than baseball.

Grizz, I didnt know you were a goalie. I hung up my pads coming up on 6 years ago. Thinking of that, I tore my knee 6 years ago in net and finished the season in March without it getting fixed. Surgery followed in April. The only other injury I got was 8 stitches in my lower lip after getting sliced open by a skate. Didnt hurt all that much, but boy does a lip bleed!! I covered my equip in blood, used up all the available space on a sweatshirt, got blood in my goalie partner's car as he drove me to the ER 25 mins away. The gash was wider than my index finger. The thing that hurt worst about the whole incident was 4 shots of lidocaine. HOLY SHIT THAT STUFF HURTS!! Especially in a blood and nerve dense area like a lip.

Rickzilla, I feel your pain. My parents easily logged a few hundred thousand miles driving my ass all over New England and Ontario. I just hope your boys arent goalies. That will REALLY put a dent in your wallet.

 

[thick]

OH my where to start. Joe gunz, it was on espn.com. Rick: just messing around with the trailer park comment b/c i knew it would get bs and grizz's hair stiff. they do still end up in trailer parks after they blow all their money on skateboards. As for golf, it really isn't much of a sport either. buries hockey but is below baseball, football, wrestling and basketball. Those guys are talented and the smartest of all athletes b/c they are playing a game they can play their whole lives. As for a sneak preview of my book "real sports" i will slip u bro's a peek at my current top sports ratings. 1. College football 2. Pro football 3. college basketball 4. pro baseball 5. iowa hawkeye wrestling 6. golf 7. archery 8. polo 9. pro basketball 10. women's tennis 11. rugby 12. chess 13. poker 14. bmx racing 15. gymnastics 16. skeet shooting17. volleyball 18. High school debates 19. bowling. 20. synchronized swimming that is everything i believe. Let me know if i forgot any sports and i willbe sure to get them added to the top 25

Amen bro! And the best non-pro golfers in the world too. Thinking of golf, and this will piss off the likes of thick, but I think golf is a way harder sport than baseball.

Grizz, I didnt know you were a goalie. I hung up my pads coming up on 6 years ago. Thinking of that, I tore my knee 6 years ago in net and finished the season in March without it getting fixed. Surgery followed in April. The only other injury I got was 8 stitches in my lower lip after getting sliced open by a skate. Didnt hurt all that much, but boy does a lip bleed!! I covered my equip in blood, used up all the available space on a sweatshirt, got blood in my goalie partner's car as he drove me to the ER 25 mins away. The gash was wider than my index finger. The thing that hurt worst about the whole incident was 4 shots of lidocaine. HOLY SHIT THAT STUFF HURTS!! Especially in a blood and nerve dense area like a lip.

Rickzilla, I feel your pain. My parents easily logged a few hundred thousand miles driving my ass all over New England and Ontario. I just hope your boys arent goalies. That will REALLY put a dent in your wallet.

 

[Hogg]

OH my where to start. Joe gunz, it was on espn.com. Rick: just

Hmmmm, wrestling.....how very greco-roman of you....you realize that the greeks were largely responsible for the proliferation of ass-fucking amongst consenting males dont you? Bob and I were just discussing your latent homosexual tendencies yesterday......further, via tracerouting your ip, we have found that your connection emerges from an office in soho, not iowa........you've had us fooled long enough my friend, we know that you are the living personna of the character, freaky freddy

 

[Bob Smith]

ROFLMFAO!!!! omg, Ive got tears running down my face that was so funny!

The funnniest part is that Hogg and I really were talking about thicks latent homo tendencies. lol

Hogg, Ill get back to your PM a little later, gotta head to a lunch meeting in a few.

 

[thick]

now that is funny. not even close to true but very funny u asshole. SO what else do you and Mr. Smith talk about? u guys seem to have more than just the love of chasing animals in common I get the feeling that Phreezer and chip aren't the only board boyfriends

Hmmmm, wrestling.....how very greco-roman of you....you realize that the greeks were largely responsible for the proliferation of ass-fucking amongst consenting males dont you? Bob and I were just discussing your latent homosexual tendencies yesterday......further, via tracerouting your ip, we have found that your connection emerges from an office in soho, not iowa........you've had us fooled long enough my friend, we know that you are the living personna of the character, freaky freddy

 

[thick]

i dont even know what a latent homo tendency is u homo.
"The sad part is that Hogg and I really were talking about our latent homo tendencies. " damn bob who would've known

Hogg, Ill get back to your PM a little later, gotta give head to a lunch buddy in a few minutes.[/QUOTE]

 

[Bob Smith]

i dont even know what a latent homo tendency is u homo.

LOL, thats why its latent!

 

[thick]

Oh fuck, is there any medicine that will kill the latency?

Hogg, Ill get back to your PM a little later, gotta give head to a man friend of mine.[/QUOTE]

 

[Hogg]

i dont even know what a latent homo tendency is u homo.

LOL.....okay, lets take a little test shall we??

Do you find yourself coming to an abrupt stop when, while channel surfing, you come across a George Michael video on VH1 classic???

Do you find yourself watching Will & Grace?

Do you find yourself contemplating the 6:30 pilate class at the gym?

Do you find yourself stopping in the CD aisle at walmart searching for the latest Sting CD?

Do you have no compunction whatsoever about showering at the gym and walking around naked amongst other men?

Do you wake up in the middle of the night having dreams about being incarcerated and sharing a cell with another man?

Do you find yourself going to bodybuilding shows and actively critiquing the physiques of the competitors?

Do you find yourself curious as to the experience of having your wife/girlfriend plow you across the carpet on your eyelids with a strap-on?

Do you use Clinique on your skin?

Do you go to the tanning salon year-round?

Do you take accutane while using certain pharmaceuticals because you cannot handle the presence of acne on your person?

Do you find yourself having your prostate checked bi-annually?