Fast Food and the DEA

[Fast Food]

HOLY CRAP! THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY! I work in Washington D.C. for a branch of the government, nothing to do with drugs or anything... I'm not going to say which branch for obvious reasons.

ANYWAYS, I was taking the metro home today, and I take a couple things to work everyday so I can be on the same time schedule every single day.... I carry it with me to and from home. I dont want to leave it there either because of the janitors and all that. WELL, I am riding the metro and what sits down next to me on it??? A GUY FROM THE DEA. I look at his ID it says DEA, and the thing that he had around his neck holding his ID had DEA on it like 34 times... He was a big guy as well.... and the pocket in my jacket that I had it in was touching him the whole time. Needless to say I was sweating a little bit although there really wasn't any danger because he had no reason to suspect and was probably just worried about getting home. I wonder if he noticed me sweating a lil bit. LOL. but that was my close call....

 

[thick]

oh shit. that would suck. better start keeping it under your speedo's

HOLY CRAP! THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY! I work in Washington D.C. for a branch of the government, nothing to do with drugs or anything... I'm not going to say which branch for obvious reasons.

ANYWAYS, I was taking the metro home today, and I take a couple things to work everyday so I can be on the same time schedule every single day.... I carry it with me to and from home. I dont want to leave it there either because of the janitors and all that. WELL, I am riding the metro and what sits down next to me on it??? A GUY FROM THE DEA. I look at his ID it says DEA, and the thing that he had around his neck holding his ID had DEA on it like 34 times... He was a big guy as well.... and the pocket in my jacket that I had it in was touching him the whole time. Needless to say I was sweating a little bit although there really wasn't any danger because he had no reason to suspect and was probably just worried about getting home. I wonder if he noticed me sweating a lil bit. LOL. but that was my close call....

 

[big rob]

You should have slipped his rat ass a Clomid and watched him cry like a baby all the way home.... Either that or pump all your gear into him and play with his tits next week........

 

[ramboj70]

oh shit. that would suck. better start keeping it under your speedo's

funny bro, next time put it under your speedo's, LOL I worked with DEA in central america and they are a bunch of crazy fuckers,

 

[Fast Food]

oh shit. that would suck. better start keeping it under your speedo's

I like to wear MY speedos on my head of course........

 

[dolfe1]

I like to wear MY speedos on my head of course........

You're a cowboy huh, that's some funny shit FF. There would be really no rational reason to think that guy had any suspicion, but paranoia is a bitch. Maybe their on to ya!