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Im missing out on sales just got my new hotplate stirrer today from Amazon if you wait just a little longer you can get in on my lab sepsis labs sepsis is the bestest carrier oil from the french fry machine at burger king so dont worry ill have plenty of product look for my formal intro soon
French fry gear is next level shit
 
Im missing out on sales just got my new hotplate stirrer today from Amazon if you wait just a little longer you can get in on my lab sepsis labs sepsis is the bestest carrier oil from the french fry machine at burger king so dont worry ill have plenty of product look for my formal intro soon

If you haven’t ordered labels, you should follow this guy’s cheesy name and go with “Fryer Pharma” The yellow and red coloring works well with the Golden Arches
 
Before I get attacked I did read this whole thread. I’ve been watching it for a minute now. I have plenty of sources and gear, I’m a noob to it but I also brew for fun so I’m not desperate for product, but I gotta admit I love this hobby and know people who would rather pay extra than source themselves so if I can get in good with a new potential domestic source I’ll spend a little money. So, I did place a small order. Dude seems like he enjoys doing this and does try his best. I gotta say, his customer service is on point. His shipping method was also very good. I’ve seen more slick stealth but for domestic it was excellent, and it got to me in three days. Was shipped Thursday and landed today. His labeling is also really neat and I like the aesthetic. Here’s the real question though, Should I send this somewhere for testing or should I just try it? I could use this test and then get bloods or I could send the vial in somewhere. I don’t get anything out of this aside from finally settling this thread. I mean if it’s good, we might have a domestic source, if it’s not then it’s over with. Dudes been getting roasted for a minute and it’s just back and forths so fuck it I’ll bite the bullet.
help me decide the next step on this. If I go the route of using the test I got and getting bloods I’ll switch to just his test. I’m currently on 400mg of pharmaceutical cypionate (200mg amps twice a week) and 50mg eod of a trusted ugl propionate. I ordered prop from fire. I also got some tren ace. I don’t love tren but I know it’s one of the easiest to tell the quality by feel.
I realize that by his testing that’s been done these vials are either slightly over dosed or slightly under dosed and it’s really not gonna be easy to tell if they’re under dosed but I’ll be able to at least tell the general quality of it. Idk I figured someone’s gotta try this dude out and ugl prices are dirt cheap (plus I didn’t pay full:)). Worst case scenario I know plenty of people that’ll take it just because his labeling is cool lol as part of this community I don’t mind trying this guys gear, he seems alright. If you guys care enough to see what’s up with this dudes gear I’ll do whatever with it, otherwise I’ll find a home for it lol

You can send it for testing, thats obviously the best choice but it's certainly not going to settle this thread. He's shown already proper dosing is a mystery so thats a known issue that one test won't erase. The fact he seems like a nice guy with a passion for brewing is about as awesome as slapping a Jesus fish on the vial and taking Sundays off. The fact that he gets shit on and keeps showing up isn't a redeeming quality either. He should've come correct on his return.

I doubt you'll get ripped for taking the plunge, I just don't see it offsetting this guys short falls. Good luck with whatever you decide to do with the gear.
 
You can send it for testing, thats obviously the best choice but it's certainly not going to settle this thread. He's shown already proper dosing is a mystery so thats a known issue that one test won't erase. The fact he seems like a nice guy with a passion for brewing is about as awesome as slapping a Jesus fish on the vial and taking Sundays off. The fact that he gets shit on and keeps showing up isn't a redeeming quality either. He should've come correct on his return.

I doubt you'll get ripped for taking the plunge, I just don't see it offsetting this guys short falls. Good luck with whatever you decide to do with the gear.
Makes sense. I explained why I made the purchase, so it doesn’t hurt me at all it actually made me a little extra cash but I’m willing to send a vial of each in for testing if you guys care enough to see the results. Is anyone on this board reputable for testing?
 
Makes sense. I explained why I made the purchase, so it doesn’t hurt me at all it actually made me a little extra cash but I’m willing to send a vial of each in for testing if you guys care enough to see the results. Is anyone on this board reputable for testing?
Lab4tox seems to come without the baggage of other testers.
 
Makes sense. I explained why I made the purchase, so it doesn’t hurt me at all it actually made me a little extra cash but I’m willing to send a vial of each in for testing if you guys care enough to see the results. Is anyone on this board reputable for testing?

Lab4tox and Janoshik are both affordable options. You don’t have to send an entire vial either. Look for “perfume sample vials” on Amazon. I think they’re 1 or 2 ml and that’s plenty for analysis. Look in the lab testing thread. Don’t label it what it is. Just call it “Sample A” or something.
 
If you haven’t ordered labels, you should follow this guy’s cheesy name and go with “Fryer Pharma” The yellow and red coloring works well with the Golden Arches
Definitely should the arches be on the label as well .was gonna call my first blend probably not a infection but thinking about all the fries cooked in the oil was thinking of calling it carb blast i dont know im just a kid with a hot plate stirrer and a dream here is the tit pic i used this before but still some nice tiddy's
 

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Lab4tox and Janoshik are both affordable options. You don’t have to send an entire vial either. Look for “perfume sample vials” on Amazon. I think they’re 1 or 2 ml and that’s plenty for analysis. Look in the lab testing thread. Don’t label it what it is. Just call it “Sample A” or something.
@BigDaddyV If you send to Jano just make sure you check the USPS times. Mine took around 4 months. I believe Jano posted in his thread that it was around 2 weeks now but he said Europe just went back to lockdown. DHL and Fed Ex are around $170 I believe but they will get there in 4 days.

If you message @janoshik he is pretty specific with the instructions but as 3BG said you just need 1 ml and can label them #1,2,3 etc.
 
@BigDaddyV If you send to Jano just make sure you check the USPS times. Mine took around 4 months. I believe Jano posted in his thread that it was around 2 weeks now but he said Europe just went back to lockdown. DHL and Fed Ex are around $170 I believe but they will get there in 4 days.

If you message @janoshik he is pretty specific with the instructions but as 3BG said you just need 1 ml and can label them #1,2,3 etc.
Perfect thank you I messaged lab4tox already I’ll hit up jano
 
Lab4tox and Janoshik are both affordable options. You don’t have to send an entire vial either. Look for “perfume sample vials” on Amazon. I think they’re 1 or 2 ml and that’s plenty for analysis. Look in the lab testing thread. Don’t label it what it is. Just call it “Sample A” or something.
Oh cool that’s way better than the whole vial thank you
 
@BigDaddyV this thread will never be settled, no thread is settled. He might have neat labels and packaging but that doesn’t mean shit around here. We shouldn’t be the ones sending in product either he should have already had all his finished product or at least the majority tested. This guy has 10 pages of worth, not enough to throw all your eggs in his basket. I made a order to try the cialis and met the minimum by getting a couple test c’s with it. I won’t be using the test till I see more test done. The cialis won’t give me a infection, the turn around time will be 6 days from payment according to informed. Bald guy is right he’s gotta lot of potential to grow if he wants and gets his shit right
 
@BigDaddyV this thread will never be settled, no thread is settled. He might have neat labels and packaging but that doesn’t mean shit around here. We shouldn’t be the ones sending in product either he should have already had all his finished product or at least the majority tested. This guy has 10 pages of worth, not enough to throw all your eggs in his basket. I made a order for the cialis and met the minimum by getting a couple test c’s with it. I won’t be using the test till I see more test done. The cialis won’t give me a infection, the turn around time will be 6 days from payment according to informed. Baldy guy is right he’s gotta lot of potential to grow if he wants and gets his shit right
I guess settle the thread was the wrong term to use I meant settle the stale mate of just verbal back and forths, meaning I’ll give the dude a shot if no one else will and let you know what’s up.
he does have a lot of potential but I agree I shouldn’t have to pay for the test. I will most likely just try the test and maybe a teeny bit of tren myself. I will probably have some extra money after my next paycheck and I am still seriously considering paying for a test but I don’t think I should waste my money he should do it himself with the money we sent him lol. I agree that clean labels and good shipping isn’t everything but he’s off to a decent start in my book and I will likely make another purchase. I’m going to try this gear myself and see how it is. I will come back with details. I plan on getting bloods soon anyway so I may just do it for this thread.
 
I don't want to call anyone out since I haven't made an order but it's pretty widely accepted on meso that if the gear fire and not fyah , it's no good :/
Im gonna trash it then...guess I’m out some coin. Whatever atleast it wasn’t too much thanks for lookin out man
 
Fire Pharma isn’t much of a chit-chatter. He had the opportunity to jump in and say “I hope you consider sending samples in, I’ll give you $200 in credit for that”.

No peep though. Hmmmm... Prissy use to do that too. Thread would be a shitshow and the fat fuck never chimed in.

Minimal effort = Minimal reward.

There’s no potential here. His thread on aasforum.com is just as vacant and dead. Another lazy ass source. We don’t need anymore of those.
 
Fire Pharma isn’t much of a chit-chatter. He had the opportunity to jump in and say “I hope you consider sending samples in, I’ll give you $200 in credit for that”.

No peep though. Hmmmm... Prissy use to do that too. Thread would be a shitshow and the fat fuck never chimed in.

Minimal effort = Minimal reward.

There’s no potential here. His thread on aasforum.com is just as vacant and dead. Another lazy ass source. We don’t need anymore of those.

It's like that lazy fuck raw source that posted a price list and an email and bounced, hoping that some dumb fuck will drop 30k on a kilo of halo.
 
Fire Pharma isn’t much of a chit-chatter. He had the opportunity to jump in and say “I hope you consider sending samples in, I’ll give you $200 in credit for that”.

No peep though. Hmmmm... Prissy use to do that too. Thread would be a shitshow and the fat fuck never chimed in.

Minimal effort = Minimal reward.

There’s no potential here. His thread on aasforum.com is just as vacant and dead. Another lazy ass source. We don’t need anymore of those.
To his defense he offers $250 credit for testing $150 for bloods its line 26 of his pastebin. He could be more active here.

His ordering process and communication are smooth and stealth is top notch for domestic. Tests results will speak volumes though
 
To his defense he offers $250 credit for testing $150 for bloods its line 26 of his pastebin. He could be more active here.

His ordering process and communication are smooth and stealth is top notch for domestic. Tests results will speak volumes though

I read all that. But when @BigDaddyV said he was considering sending samples in, anyone with customer service skills would chime in with that offer.

But hey, maybe he’ll pop in to thank you for manning the store while he’s off. These fucking sources don’t need new guys enthusiastically coming to their defense. That’s a fucking red flag.
 
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