First Time Banging New Girl, Dick Didn't Work

[TrenTrenTren]

It's not your penis, young man. It's your heart. Your heart isn't in it. All this meaningless fun has finally caught up to you. You need to love yourself before you can truly make love to another.

You know who loves you? Jesus loves you. Let him into your cockles and he will fix your sleepy, depressed wang.

I don't want no long term relationship anymore broham. These womenz are all the same. They just take and take and take.

 

[pahick]

I don't want no long term relationship anymore broham. These womenz are all the same. They just take and take and take.

Nah, get that outta your head. Youre just fuckin yourself up. Definitely take this slow....until you get your head right. I was there. And with certain ones I still get that way. But when you meet the right one its fuckin unreal. Bank on it!

I dont have all the answers why things go the way they go....but your dick, aint it. Get your head right, find one companion you can trust and has an understanding attitude. Itll come back.

I got a "friend" who wont leave her husband. To be honest, I wouldnt want her to. I dont want her for anything more than a friend. He cant get it up due to diabetes. Shes the nicest person you ever met, very submissive. She will do anything in bed, short of illegal shit. If I need her, shes there. Its been going on 6 months or so since we were together last. Things been going pretty good for me. But if they werent, all I gotta do is call.

Thats what you need. Seriously. Someone like that and just chill for a few months.

 

[EazyE]

It's not your penis, young man. It's your heart. Your heart isn't in it. All this meaningless fun has finally caught up to you. You need to love yourself before you can truly make love to another.

You know who loves you? Jesus loves you. Let him into your cockles and he will fix your sleepy, depressed wang.

Ahhh always great advice from MSG. Bless his heart . Such an upstanding Christian man! Remember Jesus Saves!

 

[Isrrike]

Eq broke your dick

 

[Demondosage]

High estrogen. Move on to a new chick once you get your groove back, you can’t come back from that shit

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Eq broke your dick

Did it? Possible.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

High estrogen. Move on to a new chick once you get your groove back, you can’t come back from that shit

True enough.

 

[God&Gainz]

I'm curious as to how you handled the situation? Did you blame her?

 

[Alphalfa]

I'm curious as to how you handled the situation? Did you blame her?

Don't think so, tren did not kick in yet.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

I'm curious as to how you handled the situation? Did you blame her?

It was rough. I told her I was still fucked up over a girl, which really wasn't too far from the truth, because there is any number of them that have fucked me up over the years.

 

[Megadick3000]

It was rough. I told her I was still fucked up over a girl, which really wasn't too far from the truth, because there is any number of them that have fucked me up over the years.

You shouldve told her the real truth, that you just turned gay. This is it bro, the moment you gayed.

From here on out your going for a long drive down tranny street.

 

[TrenTrenTren]

You shouldve told her the real truth, that you just turned gay. This is it bro, the moment you gayed.

From here on out your going for a long drive down tranny street.

Haha...that would have been a much better excuse. I'll do that next time.

 

[God&Gainz]

Hopefully there won't be a next time

 

[Demondosage]

You shouldve told her the real truth, that you just turned gay. This is it bro, the moment you gayed.

From here on out your going for a long drive down tranny street.

Occasionally you can find a preacher that will come to your house and perform an excorsism to get the gay out of ya’

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Occasionally you can find a preacher that will come to your house and perform an excorsism to get the gay out of ya’

When the preacher does a house call, is a blowjob included?

 

[Demondosage]

When the preacher does a house call, is a blowjob included?

No, he beats your dick with a hammer asking for the gay to repent from your physical form

 

[canadian mutant]

Maybe you need to allow your body recover from your weekly escapades. You seem to relish the art of "banging new girls", maybe it has caught up with you. Plus, how long have you been on your stack?

Wtf, who invited this loser

 

[TrenTrenTren]

Wtf, who invited this loser

Haha... Jayne's cool

 

[Bwahahaha]

True enough.

I disagree that you can't come back. I think you are coming from low expectations. Do the redemption tour and blow her mind. Lol!

 

[Bwahahaha]

Praying the gay away sounds like the most sound advice.