Fucking holidays and decorating!

Demondosage

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I want one fucking holiday where my wife doesn't feel the need to bring a bunch of fucking bullshit into the yard that gets blown all over by the wind and makes a mess, and I don't have 30 fuckers coming to my place that I don't even like!! Nothing but one giant day of bullshit and stress, then a motherfucking mess to pick up afterwards! FUCK THIS!
 
I keep reminding myself it's for the kids. Ahhh, I guess I'm just an asshole sometimes. Happy Halloween everyone
 
Lol of course it for the kids, but I tell my wife what ever decorations you put, you take down.
One year her and the kids which are teenagers put up Christmas lights and our dam house looked like a casino come March. Never again will I let that happen!!!
 
i love the yearly wrestling match between me and the tree on the attic stairs. The tree is the defending champion but I'm hoping for a comeback this year.
 
You need to get your wife and kids back in line or just send them to sleep in the garage.
 
We didn't do Halloween this year because it doesn't look like they'll be much trick or treating. Every other year we do it big for Halloween for the kids and we do Christmas for ourselves. Love the Christmas spirit around the house.
 
My wife is big on Halloween and Christmas decorations, of course says for the kids lol... costs me an arm and a leg to buy when she changes it up or wants new additions not to mention the work in setting up and taking down .

We skipped Halloween this year a d went away for a few days.
 
Solution? Buy a cat. Decorations Vs Cat? Cat always win. My wife stopped any kind of decoration since we got a cat ahaha
 
I got two.
Christmas decorations going up as I type this...
Ahahaha your wife is stubborn or your cats are not cats. My two cats destroy any decoration in a matter of hours. They start jumping on it, swinging, chewing. They hid in the Christmas tree and made It fell so many times that my wife just gave up on it
 
Ahahaha your wife is stubborn or your cats are not cats. My two cats destroy any decoration in a matter of hours. They start jumping on it, swinging, chewing. They hid in the Christmas tree and made It fell so many times that my wife just gave up on it
Yes. and Yes. hahah they are mildly destructive and she is more than mildly stubborn. Surprisingly, they dont mess with the tree too much.
 
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