funny story

[thick]

I was going through my son's school papers yesterday and found some funny shit. He had to finish the following sentences edit: he is 7 years old
1.If I were president the first thing I would do is? his answer was grab the paper and get to work
2. If Iwere president I would help? His answer was everyone
3. If I were president I would eat? His answer was pizza and ice cream lol
4. If I were president I would make a law? His answer was to let peole drive 100 miles per hour lmfao. Don't know where he got that
I think he would make a damn fine president

 

[GRANVILLE]

I was going through my son's school papers yesterday and found some funny shit. He had to finish the following sentences edit: he is 7 years old
1.If I were president the first thing I would do is? his answer was grab the paper and get to work
2. If Iwere president I would help? His answer was everyone
3. If I were president I would eat? His answer was pizza and ice cream lol
4. If I were president I would make a law? His answer was to let peole drive 100 miles per hour lmfao. Don't know where he got that
I think he would make a damn fine president

He could give our prime minister a bit of help lol, could you ask him if he could go for a bit of a higher speed limit though, test and heavy rock on the stereo meant I got caught doing 146mph last year,

 

[Bob Smith]

ha ha! Now I know why kids end up the way they do.

Though Id like the speed limit raised to 100, too.

 

[Whid]

damn straight... lol

 

[occam]

Sounds good man, I'll back him.
That platform is better than I've seen in a while.
You should start a campaign fund.
You will need a slogan.............

 

[Bob Smith]

"Postwhores for America"

 

[FTW]

"Postwhores for America"

 

[MANWHORE]

I was going to post a reply until i scrolled down the thread and looked at occam's avatar. You gotta change that thing,i can't remember what i was doing

 

[MANWHORE]

LMAO@ Bob's Avatar.

 

[Bob Smith]

LMAO@ Bob's Avatar.

Whitey with a 'fro.

 

[FTW]

Whitey with a 'fro.

Dude get the fukin car back cause that was u kid.

 

[MANWHORE]

you know the funniest part of the avatar,to me,is the mouth

 

[thick]

shit i thought it was a turkey. My son has all sorts of cool ideas. Hell he would give us days off to play playstation and go sledding. All sorts of cool stuff. I think he had a couple more things but i dont remember off hand. I wonder what his teacher thought when she saw the speed limit thing lol

 

[GRANVILLE]

shit i thought it was a turkey. My son has all sorts of cool ideas. Hell he would give us days off to play playstation and go sledding. All sorts of cool stuff. I think he had a couple more things but i dont remember off hand. I wonder what his teacher thought when she saw the speed limit thing lol

So what are your speed limits in America??

 

[FTW]

So what are your speed limits in America??

Ask Thick

 

[Bob Smith]

Why ask Thick, he obviously doesnt know!! lol

They are 65mph on most highways.

 

[KTCKSports]

On Interstates it depends on the state. Here in Texas it is 70 I believe. Generally it falls between 65-75 MPH. A decade ago it was 55 nationwide.

So what are your speed limits in America??

 

[MANWHORE]

They are 65mph on most highways.

Yeah,that's what they keep telling me,too.

 

[GRANVILLE]

Yeah,that's what they keep telling me,too.

So if you've got a stick shift, what do you use the other 4 gears for, lol

 

[thick]

it is only 65 on four lanes. All regular hwys it is only 55. crock of f'n bullshit. Especially where i live it is so rural. Should be like montana. Even the inbred state missouri has 60mph on the 2 lanes. Fucking pathetic

Why ask Thick, he obviously doesnt know!! lol

They are 65mph on most highways.