George Carlin anyone?

[big louie]

I don't know about you guys but i think he's one of the all time best...

here's one for ya........

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not
entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a ! Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your
pansy rear through 4 or 5 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they
want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running
from them. I also think they have the right to pull your rear over if you're
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

 

[crewboss]

carlin kicks ass - saw him front row in Vegas a couple years back, he's one of the best. saw him on the Best Damn Sports Show a couple days ago and to hear him break down his 5-minute opinions on current sports issues was a riot.

 

[crewboss]

off subject, my bad - Big l - you heard from the Oily One lately?

 

[Chip Bronson]

carlin is cool. intelligent humor, like dennis miller or bill maher.

 

[big louie]

carlin is cool. intelligent humor, like dennis miller or bill maher.

yup chip we got the same taste, i guess that why i thing you are one funny som-bitch.. ha!

Crew....

i wish i would have know he was on the best damn sports show i would have loved to have seen it....


yeah crew e-mail him again i know he was traveling but he should be back by now...

 

[Chip Bronson]

that's not to say i don't like plain filthy for the sake of being filthy type comedians either. like dice or richard pryor. love those guys too. i just hate those wimpy type comedians like that dick carrot top or bill cosby or that walking talking rectal pore emo phillips. remember him from the '80's? he sucked the schwanz in a big way...

 

[crewboss]

i saw dice 2 years ago, shady venue w/ about 300 people. i expected very little and he was funny as hell. he tried to throw out the dude sitting next to us for having a fat ass wife.. hahhah great show!!

 

[big louie]

aww yeah the dice man is a pimp!

 

[oldawg]

Lenny Bruce . He Paved the way for all these people. And was crucified
for being obscene.

 

[tatt2d]

Lenny Bruce . He Paved the way for all these people. And was crucified
for being obscene.

I've always heard how much the shit Lenny Bruce was, so I went out and bought a bootleg copy of the show that he got arrested for doing.....and it just wasn't funny, nor was it that profane...it was just really boring. The only reason I can think of, based on that performance, for him being persecuted by the gov is because he called into question particular actions of the gov at that time. Like I said though that is the only performance of his I've ever heard.

 

[ratmonkey]

i love george carlin in kevin smith's movies. how ironic is him playing a catholic cardinal in dogma?

 

[tcso1506]

i love george carlin in kevin smith's movies. how ironic is him playing a catholic cardinal in dogma?

What about Rodney Carrington... He's freaking hilarious

 

[thick]

i like gilbert godfrey he is so funny

 

[FTW]

Andrew "Dice" Clay


Yeah i fucked him.