getting gas

[ramboj70]

getting gas right now in florida is hard as fuck, i have about 50gal of gas at my house right now, but went to gas station early this morning to fill up vehicle, I found a place in a shitty neighborhood where some crack headds and some homeless people hang out, I took Gunny my dog with me as he likes to go places with me, I used my credit card to pay for it at the pump but i wanted to see if they had any gas tanks in store, I am looking out window of store at my van when I see this black guy open the door and get in the driver seat, now he is eaither stupid or does not care that there is a big german shephard in the passenger seat, as I run out the door all I hear is my dog barking and him screaming like a bitch, i get to the door of the van and Gunny my dog was about a inch from his face barking and growling, it was the funniest thing I ever saw, this guy was scared I opened the door and ppulled him out and put him to the ground and said what the fuck, you trying to steel my wheels you fucker, the dog jumps out and jumps on top of him, guess what happened next well Gunny started licking him in the face, there was 3 other people getting gas also and were laughing,

I ask what the fuck were you thinking asswhole, he said I wanted thte van but did not see the dog, I let him go. my dog has never done that before but he got a big fucking bone after that.

 

[Turbo1]

I would have held him there and called the cops! Piece of shit!! So your dog was all bark and no bite, is that what you were saying cause as soon as he got out of the van he started licking the perp huh?? YOu need to train him to bite!!

 

[ramboj70]

no train the dog to roll over the person and then bit them on the neck...then train the dog to hump the livin shit out of the person, that way the dog can have its way with the perpetrator (sp?)...now that would be funny and humiliate the hell out of the person lol.

well I love the dog and I think the worst thing to do is train a dog to bite, then he will want to bite everyone, if he was harrased in anyway he would of bit the fucker, I have kids and lots of kids in the neighborhood, and my daughter loves Gunny she would be crushed if something happened.

 

[Turbo1]

oh jesus...I dont know if Bio was kidding but i was. You have a family dog. It does what it does best. Barks and creates attentioin. I don't think you should ever train a dog to bite. Thats just wrong. But Rambo man you should have punched the dude or something. Kick him in the nuts. Somthing man!!

 

[ramboj70]

oh jesus...I dont know if Bio was kidding but i was. You have a family dog. It does what it does best. Barks and creates attentioin. I don't think you should ever train a dog to bite. Thats just wrong. But Rambo man you should have punched the dude or something. Kick him in the nuts. Somthing man!!

bro it was the funniest thing ever, a black guy who tries to steel someones wheels and gets into vehicle and finds a big surprise, with big fucking teeth, I felt me pulling him out and putting him to the ground was good enough since Gunny had did thte rest, now if Gunny was not in the van I would have went nuts, had all my shit in there, I tell you some crazy mother fuckers out there

 

[madman]

Did you leave the keys in the ignition? So many people do that and get thier cars stolen.

I would have loved to see your dog hump the shit out of him and laughed my ass off.

 

[ramboj70]

Did you leave the keys in the ignition? So many people do that and get thier cars stolen.

I would have loved to see your dog hump the shit out of him and laughed my ass off.

I did leave keys in ignition, I always use gas card to pay, it was so funny, I knew right when I look out window that dude was in for a big treat, most black people do not like big dogs and my dog is about 90 - 100lbs

 

[a_free_man]

Great story!!!

Crackheads... I'd hate 'em if they weren't just so damn funny sometimes! I could totally picture that guy shitting himself as he realizes what the heck he'd just got himself into. Bwahahahaa... too damn funny.

Did he look like Tyrone Biggums?

And Gunny did the exact right thing... threaten and scare the living hell out them, but don't bite- you may have faced one of those lame ass lawsuits.


-FreeMan


p.s. I wish us both luck in dealing with Ivan.

note to self... get a damn generator. Soon. Seriously.

 

[thick]

man rambo u blew the perfect chance to pisspound some loser with no repercussions. Now that cocksucker will be back stealing shit. Just think, it might be your wife or daughter that he steals from next. Take him out next time.


p.s. I would nver let that dog lick me or my children again