going to get a massage

ramboj70

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I was thinking about getting a therapeutic massage, has anyone had one? how do you feel after? I know they are pretty damn exspensive 75. for 1 hour, she better do wonders for that amount of cash. I had a few done in thailand a few years back, but I was not lifting heave then and I didnt have a injury, thanks for the input
 
If you want a good massage that doesnt cost a fortune, find a massage school in your area. Find a student close to graduating and that has to get their hours in. Prices at the school around me are like $25/hr for the students.
 
Bob Smith said:
If you want a good massage that doesnt cost a fortune, find a massage school in your area. Find a student close to graduating and that has to get their hours in. Prices at the school around me are like $25/hr for the students.
shit I never thought of that, i am on it right now, do these places take insurance?
 
ramboj70 said:
shit I never thought of that, i am on it right now, do these places take insurance?

some messages like deep tissue can be painful but it will loosen up the knots in the muscle tissue,and then theres the swedish message,its relaxing and makes you feel great a good way to get rid of headaches and minor body pains.

bs here students that are trying to their license have to do so many hours of free messages...my friends girlfriend is do it and i got a freebie :D ...but if you go to a licensed masusse(sp) it runs about 50-60 an hour.

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Slick Arrado said:
I can see a new thread coming: "Guess what my massage therapist did to me" by Rambo. LOL



lol slick i was just thinking that. "found out my massage therapist lives next door and loves g-strings on men" lol.

my girlfriend went to massage school and gives me a massage every night :p it's amazing for the back. i've found i feel a lot better when i'm consistent with it. if you are going to get a massage, get one every day every day for a couple weeks.

also rambo, check w/ your insurance - if you have an established back problem, which you obviously do, your insurance should pick it up.
 
Slick Arrado said:
I can see a new thread coming: "Guess what my massage therapist did to me" by Rambo. LOL

yea your probaly right.it'll be a (according to rambo)a hot he/she with big tits that want to message his prostate. :rolleyes:

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crewboss said:
lol slick i was just thinking that. "found out my massage therapist lives next door and loves g-strings on men" lol.

my girlfriend went to massage school and gives me a massage every night :p it's amazing for the back. i've found i feel a lot better when i'm consistent with it. if you are going to get a massage, get one every day every day for a couple weeks.

also rambo, check w/ your insurance - if you have an established back problem, which you obviously do, your insurance should pick it up.
seems like everyone has me down, i am have to change my name
I only let women work on me so yes there will be a new thread posted on this, I got a lady on the phone as i write this, I am asking her if she has a website with a picture so i can see what she lookes like first, LOL I am a damn perv
 
ramboj70 said:
seems like everyone has me down, i am have to change my name
I only let women work on me so yes there will be a new thread posted on this, I got a lady on the phone as i write this, I am asking her if she has a website with a picture so i can see what she lookes like first, LOL I am a damn perv
I found a lady who comes to your house and gives massages, she is on her way right now, I have to rub one out really quick and get a shower, i hope she is ugly, If I sport a wood you knows what will happen, now the bird in the tree issue is another worrie, do I tell her about it? or let her get attacked? she is only charging me 60 and the weird thing is she said if you want extras its more, what extra is she talking about? maybe a polish on the helmet, how much more can there be to a massage?
 
ramboj70 said:
I found a lady who comes to your house and gives massages, she is on her way right now, I have to rub one out really quick and get a shower, i hope she is ugly, If I sport a wood you knows what will happen, now the bird in the tree issue is another worrie, do I tell her about it? or let her get attacked? she is only charging me 60 and the weird thing is she said if you want extras its more, what extra is she talking about? maybe a polish on the helmet, how much more can there be to a massage?

lmfao, the extra is the "full release" at the end. i'd say its worth it:) can't go wrong with a nice relaxing weiner massage
 
Massive690 said:
lmfao, the extra is the "full release" at the end. i'd say its worth it:) can't go wrong with a nice relaxing weiner massage




here we go. i smell another thread, "got a screamjob from an aboriginal masseuse"
 
Massive690 said:
lmfao, the extra is the "full release" at the end. i'd say its worth it:) can't go wrong with a nice relaxing weiner massage
well she just left, and I am not going to tell you guys because you are only going to hurt my feelings, LOL wow was she hot, she was a black lady and she had it going on, I am white and like to stay with same color but this bitch had everything you could ask for in a woman. she came over with this white skurt on with a tank top on with a white coat on over the tank top, coat came off when she started, she had some power to her, she had a rack from heaven, I had a fucking hard on the minute she walked through the door, first thing she said when she came in was you have a bird who just came flying at me really quick and it was pecking at my arms, I just laughed and said I know, she started off on my front, and yes i was buck ass naked but had a towel on, you can clearly see I had a big hard on, exspecialy when she got really close to the dick, then she did the back, awsome, she brought her own table and my hands were hanging down to the side so everytime she walked around my hands would touch her, and my shaft got even harder, then she went back to working on my front, not sure why maybe to see my hard on, it cost me 55 for 1 hr, she wants to do it again tommorow, I said ok
 
atta boy, get er done. next time when you're on your back and she's doing your front, purposely make the towel fall of- you can't let her see you do it though, has to look like an accident. needless to say, it will be kind of an akward moment and she will have no choice but to start sucking your shaft to releive the akwardness.


ramboj70 said:
well she just left, and I am not going to tell you guys because you are only going to hurt my feelings, LOL wow was she hot, she was a black lady and she had it going on, I am white and like to stay with same color but this bitch had everything you could ask for in a woman. she came over with this white skurt on with a tank top on with a white coat on over the tank top, coat came off when she started, she had some power to her, she had a rack from heaven, I had a fucking hard on the minute she walked through the door, first thing she said when she came in was you have a bird who just came flying at me really quick and it was pecking at my arms, I just laughed and said I know, she started off on my front, and yes i was buck ass naked but had a towel on, you can clearly see I had a big hard on, exspecialy when she got really close to the dick, then she did the back, awsome, she brought her own table and my hands were hanging down to the side so everytime she walked around my hands would touch her, and my shaft got even harder, then she went back to working on my front, not sure why maybe to see my hard on, it cost me 55 for 1 hr, she wants to do it again tommorow, I said ok
 
Massive690 said:
by the way, great job on spelling massage correctly. i never thought you'd be able to do it lol
well usually anything dealing with sex I can spell pretty damn good, I did not close my eyes at all while she was doing my front, I kept staring at her rack, now if I make the towel fall off and my shaft is hanging out and she start slobing on it, and the wife comes home I am fucked, although I would love to see her face if my dick was hanging out, I bet she gets that all the time, I bet she even gets laid all the time, she was a hottie
 
ramboj70 said:
well usually anything dealing with sex I can spell pretty damn good, I did not close my eyes at all while she was doing my front, I kept staring at her rack, now if I make the towel fall off and my shaft is hanging out and she start slobing on it, and the wife comes home I am fucked, although I would love to see her face if my dick was hanging out, I bet she gets that all the time, I bet she even gets laid all the time, she was a hottie


oh yeah i forgot about the wife factor. well at least send that massuse over to me then man, we can't be letting that shit go to waste
 
ramboj70 said:
well usually anything dealing with sex I can spell pretty damn good, I did not close my eyes at all while she was doing my front, I kept staring at her rack, now if I make the towel fall off and my shaft is hanging out and she start slobing on it, and the wife comes home I am fucked, although I would love to see her face if my dick was hanging out, I bet she gets that all the time, I bet she even gets laid all the time, she was a hottie

damn rambo...you had a hottie giving you a message and you didnt use one of your famous pick-up lines?i figured youd tell her you had a cock cramp or something.

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maxx said:
damn rambo...you had a hottie giving you a message and you didnt use one of your famous pick-up lines?i figured youd tell her you had a cock cramp or something.

maxx
i do have lots of pick up lines but as good looking as she was, i know she has heard most of them, now when she comes over tommorow we have to see whats she wearing, then I will use my good lines
 
ramboj70 said:
i do have lots of pick up lines but as good looking as she was, i know she has heard most of them, now when she comes over tommorow we have to see whats she wearing, then I will use my good lines

now thats the rambo we know :cool:

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