Wow perrin, thats intense.
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Megadick3000
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Im not sure what they let you bring into prison but if you can bring in some supplements with you you could get some Clomid raws and infuse them into some supplement that comes in capsules. I.e. empty the capsules, mix clomid in with the ingredient then recap them. Clomid (or tamoxifen) can help you keep higher T levels. If they tested the capsules they probably wouldnt be looking for clomid/tamoxifen.
You could also consider making a transdermal testosterone cream and then filling some hygienie product with it. Pin the test U before going in, then a few weeks later begin using the transdermal. Of course they could always test this product in which case youd get busted and have added problems.
Test pellets are an option although i have no real knowledge on this.
Alternative to this i could El Chapo you out of the prison for a suitable price, but i suspect this will be outside of your financial capacity.
You could also consider making a transdermal testosterone cream and then filling some hygienie product with it. Pin the test U before going in, then a few weeks later begin using the transdermal. Of course they could always test this product in which case youd get busted and have added problems.
Test pellets are an option although i have no real knowledge on this.
Alternative to this i could El Chapo you out of the prison for a suitable price, but i suspect this will be outside of your financial capacity.
All Nats McGee
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Yeah just measure out 240 scoops of a powder creamer bag and dump the raws in and mix it for a few hours and your good. Add a scoop of creamer to your coffee in the morning nobody will ever know.
hudson98
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They do have uber, and people don't use it, they drive drunk anyway and sometimes they kill themselves or others.
OP I would just suck it up. Thats a small amount of time you could have got more if you hit someone, or killed or injured yourself to where you cant lift. I used to know a kid who was 18 riding his motorcycle and a drunk driver fucked him up brain injury and all, you got off light.
Stay lean, muscle memory you will be back in a month after you get out looking the same.
BawlsDeep
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Test pellets are basically a test ester dissolved in polyvinylpyrrolidone(pvp) and implanted subq. Pvp has a mp of aboot 150c, but mixed w test e or testu will no doubt melt much lower. Then stick a few grams of that in your skin, stitch up, hope it doesnt get infected or dissolve too quick... Maybe make some small molds, pour the meted mix and let set, and then do several different iimplants. Not be the best time to experimemt, but ive never heard of anyone doing their own test pellets, you could be a pioneer.
Might be healthy to use the time to reset and let your balls take back over, run some hcg/hmg a week or two before jail and hope for best? Best of luck.
Watch out for your cornhole.
Only if you tell them you are transitioning. They might even put you in with the cock starved women who make bad life decisions. Could be the best months of your life.
Might not want the deca dick in case u gotta make an example out of someone.
Test pellets are basically a test ester dissolved in polyvinylpyrrolidone(pvp) and implanted subq. Pvp has a mp of aboot 150c, but mixed w test e or testu will no doubt melt much lower. Then stick a few grams of that in your skin, stitch up, hope it doesnt get infected or dissolve too quick... Maybe make some small molds, pour the meted mix and let set, and then do several different iimplants. Not be the best time to experimemt, but ive never heard of anyone doing their own test pellets, you could be a pioneer.
Might be healthy to use the time to reset and let your balls take back over, run some hcg/hmg a week or two before jail and hope for best? Best of luck.
Watch out for your cornhole.
Caging humans for drunk driving doesn't address the real issue.
If I drive while I'm falling asleep because of exhaustion do I go to jail?
If I drive while on antihistamines?
While distracted?
If I speed?
If I have a seizure?
My eyesight is bad?
Being drunk is probably more related to the morality problem, it's a short coming for the person in a society heavily immersed in guilt and shame.
Drunk driving is also big business, it's a huge windfall of cash for LE. They depend on drunks, they don't want it to stop at all.
Sending J-burton to jail for 4 months is expensive. It would be cheaper to give him free uber rides several times a day, than to have him locked up on the taxpayers dime. That would completely remove the threat of him drunk driving, but that's not what the courts want or our society because we like to be sadistic, we want you to suffer, we want to ruin your life, mark you as a criminal, brand the scarlet letter A into your forehead and dunk you under water as a puritan revenge.
We've got to stop our broken ways of thinking that all non-violent offenders need to go to jail/prison. Time to start using our noodles to solve these problems in a more constructive way that keeps a person moving forward and improving their lives.
I would be more inclined to hollow out something and pack it full of raws.
A crucifix neckless would get a pass. A rosary bead neckless would be even better. Buddhist prayer beads are huge, you can really hollow them out and have enough beads to run a major cycle, plus you can go in with a long neckless and as you use up the beads you can flush them down the toilet and tie off your neckless again.
Eye glasses. you can hollow out the larger temples by drilling a hole at the hinges on both sides and packing with raws of your choice and then seal it back up with an epoxy.
Flip flops can be manufactured with hollowed out cores packed with raws.
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The pellets are 880$ As insurance doesnt pay for it, and i would need 1 blood work prior which is 100$. So 1000$ for the test to last 5 months. Which i guess is worth it if i do need to indeed go in for 4 months.
What would you do? Would you save the 1000$ and just overload on test U for 100$, and use the 900$ for a crazy ass cycle when out. With all AAS and HGH? Or would you do the pellets for the 1000$? For the time away in jail?
What would you do? Would you save the 1000$ and just overload on test U for 100$, and use the 900$ for a crazy ass cycle when out. With all AAS and HGH? Or would you do the pellets for the 1000$? For the time away in jail?
I do wear glasses, i wonder if i unscrewed the screw and the. Drilled in long ways, hardly anything would fit in there, but you dont need alot of superdrol to get size lol.
Glasses would only work if you had large diameter temple arms.
I prefer the religious paraphernalia as that gets a pass when entering jail.
Flip flops are also recommended to keep yourself from getting fungus in the showers.
In your case running Test U for a few months before you go in and then a huge bolus hours before you go in. Then after that as you fall towards zero you're doing an all natural PCT which isn't a bad thing to get the balls working again.
It would be better to PCT now, wake the balls up and at least have some function if you haven't had to use them for a long time.
Logan44551
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They don't let you bring shit in to jail. You get stripped naked showered and have to bend over and cough with your cheeks spread. All clothing, jewelry and personal effects get bagged and given back upon your release. I feel like original poster jumped the gun on this post, he hasn't even been sentenced yet.
That's not good.
Looks like J is gonna have to stay out of there.
How about telling the judge you'll leave the state and never come back again? Can that get you off?
hudson98
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Your way of thinking IMO is absurd and it has never been tried in human history, for reason, although dumb humans have some common sense.
Every drunk driver has the option to get a uber, they choose not to. if you have the money to buy booze you can afford a uber. So its not because they are too poor to, its because they don't care and chose to drive drunk anyway so your solution makes no sense.
Using your logic should we pay people who commit robbery so they wont rob houses/banks/etc?
Should we erect abandoned buildings to let arsonists burn them to the ground?
Should we have prostitutes available for rapists and this will keep them from raping?
You seem to be against jail you call it "locking people in cages."
Should we lock drug dealers up? If not, why don't we all sell drugs because we all want money right?
Activisits/idealists and their utopias usually have no logic and propose solutions that are not practical.
I have drank a hand full of times in my life. One time I wanted to head home buy stayed over. Why? Because I knew if I got pulled over I'd be fucked. Yes risk of punishment does work.
And if you have something in your arse how can they tell from spreading and bending over lol? Like does it do something different? Then when its empty? Like the police know what to look for? Lol
Yes i havent, since i am going to fight the charge. And hoping that with another 6 months to a year of court postponement and of working and being a citizen will show them enough.
Wow that website has some sick ass stash things lol never even realized that
Also has some other odd things
Also has some other odd things
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I wouldn't try to smuggle contraband into a jail. Would be a shame to turn a 4 month county jail sentence into a 5 year prison sentence.
I would never, no way, now if it was 10 years, i might lol
RussianDoggo
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Test Undecanoate half life is not that long. I can say its almost like e/c. I tested it myself and can feel it.
Logan44551
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^^^^^ Bingo
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