Got me a little Helmet tonight!!!!!!!!

tcso1506

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Alright, im white and I met this yellow skinned black girl tonight. She is hot as hell, unbeleivable....... anyways her car was out of gas so I offered to give her a ride home.. On the way to her house which was about 45 miles, we had a good talk and out of the blue she offered to give me a little helmet, It lasted only about 5 minutes or so but it was great... Man I have never blew so hard in my life I could of shampoo'd a buffalo...
Well when I got to her house her Husband came out of the house and thanked me for giving his wife a ride home and handed me 20 bucks for gas.

So the way I see it I got a little helmet and 20 bucks... DAMN I wish every night was like this........

Just thought Id share it with my Meso bro's.........
 
Follow with me for a second here.

You pick up a chick whose car ran out of gas. You drive her 45 miles and she throws you some road head as a token of her appreciation. Her husband shakes your hand while his wife gets out of your car with your baby batter still sloshing around her tonsils. All live happily ever after.

Ok, tell me that is not a spiteful woman? She called him, he said "Bitch, walk home, I dont give a f*ck" and so she blew the first whiteboy that offered her a ride home......on PRINCIPLE!

That is an evil woman. I hope you did not give her your phone number because she'll probably contact you and use you like a chess piece to piss off her husband.....and then he will end up bursting into your house with a gun to pull a 3 way murder when he catches his wife with her lips wrapped around your prong the next time. Man, those are some dangerous waters you are sailing through.

PS, when she offered up the hummer, you should have pulled over at the motel 6 and popped her in the ass :D
 
45 miles damn, for that she should have throwed and blowed ya

you are one hell of a good samaritan for doing that in the first place though
 
krom said:
45 miles damn, for that she should have throwed and blowed ya

you are one hell of a good samaritan for doing that in the first place though


don't you mean semenarian? :D
 
Hogg said:
PS, when she offered up the hummer, you should have pulled over at the motel 6 and popped her in the ass :D
Hogg, I hope for your sake that after the wedding day you are able to convince the Ms to give it up. But for now, you must live vicariously through those whose woman does give up a lil backdoor action. :D
 
Bob Smith said:
We should start a new club. SOmething like the "Aint Getting Anal Club." :(

weeeee, a new club! i'll bet damn near everyone on the board qualifies to join. (except GentleStrength)
 
I met this yellow skinned black girl tonight.

this is the only part that i found strange. yellow skinned black girl? was she asian or black? if she's black and has yellow skin...i dont think i'd let her blow me. who knows what that yellow thing on her skin is.

and if she's asian and has black skin...well.....just like above. is it a medical condition? just a skin disorder? can i catch it? a yellow skinned white boy?!?!?

hmmm....things to ponder.

have a nice day
 
Hogg said:
PS, when she offered up the hummer, you should have pulled over at the motel 6 and popped her in the ass :D

Sooo obsessed by butt fucking Hogg ;)

Bob I thought you were not having any sex pre-marriage?
 
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