got thrown this weekend

[oldawg]

Ask Christopher Reeve what he thinks of riding horses.

 

[joe shmoe]

Ask Christopher Reeve what he thinks of riding horses.

i would but it'd take him too long to answer the question. between having the drool wiped off his chin, showing people his finger movement, and ofcourse taking time to breath through that straw. and all that heavy breathing of his would give me a chubby. i know i know..tasteless.

have a nice day

 

[Chip Bronson]

OMFG, LMFAO!!!! you're a sick fucker joe... lol....

i would but it'd take him too long to answer the question. between having the drool wiped off his chin, showing people his finger movement, and ofcourse taking time to breath through that straw. and all that heavy breathing of his would give me a chubby. i know i know..tasteless.

have a nice day

 

[dolfe1]

Athlete n. a person trained or gifted in exercise or contest involving physical agility, coordination, stamina or strength.

I think that it is accurate to call a jockey an athlete they possess all the necessary characteristics. Did you ever watch a horse race, Dolfe you big dumb piece of crap?

I suppose by definition you could call a jockey an athlete but.....I do not see anything in this definition that pertains to "battling to keep their weight down to 113lbs" "falling off a horse at 30+ mph" or "ability to read the animal" hence my statement "what does any of that have to do with athleticism?" And to answer your question I have watched a horse race and it was not the most exciting thing I have seen if you care to know, Rod ya jack off.

 

[crewboss]

my girlfriends's family is most definitely what you'd call a "horse family". her mother and sister are breeders and they run a pretty decent sized equestrian school on their horse farm. she's trying to get me to ride one of those fuckers, i tell her there's not a snowballs chance in hell. yes i am a big pussy.

 

[joe shmoe]

crewboss...if you ask them to give you an old, calm horse you'll be fine. i just hope you go with the western riding instead of that sissy english riding.

have a nice day

 

[crewboss]

lol ok i'll ask for the geezer. haha she'll be on a champion mare galloping across acres of meadows and i'll be juan valdez'ing on the side of my burro. lol

 

[joe shmoe]

and i'll be juan valdez'ing on the side of my burro. lol

NOW THATS FREEKING FUNNY!!

hey, we all have to start somewhere. and if she's your chick...she'll ride next to you and give you pointers. i'm in the process of teaching my friend right now. she's very cautious, and by the seventh time, i have her in a nice canter...and enjoying it. this weekend = galloping for her.

have a nice day

 

[thick]

if she is evil minded like me she will get you on it and than throw a firecracker behind the horse

hey, we all have to start somewhere. and if she's your chick...she'll ride next to you and give you pointers.

 

[joe shmoe]

if she is evil minded like me she will get you on it and than throw a firecracker behind the horse

HMMM....i'll have to remember that one. i like it. i like it.

have a nice day