Happy Birthday Bob Smith

Ahhhhh, i remember 25,, I was only 25 then,, and when i think back I remember that I was younger than I am now,,, I also remember when I was 25 thinking when Im 31,, ill be older than i am now.... AHHHHHH to be 23 again.
 
Bob I have a tear in my third eye thinking of your age, no longer a young hot buck who has all the wealthy sugar daddies clammering to have him wear Calvin Klein jock straps for them, but over the hill no longer able to command barely legal attention and yet not wealthy enough to buy his own fresh faced youth from the 'Flesh Fair'. Why Bobby I remember you in your boy scouts uniform, all long shorts and knobbly knees and freckles, you looked so sweet back then at 18, I remember teaching you how to start a fire by rubbing two boy scouts togther and the nights I fed you Werther's Originals so full of creamy goodness, and you asking "why do they taste salty?"
 
Happy B-day BS. Granted its over now but hey better late than never.

That truck that fina posted is how he gets his gear accross the border!!!
 
FreakyFreddy said:
Bob I have a tear in my third eye thinking of your age, no longer a young hot buck who has all the wealthy sugar daddies clammering to have him wear Calvin Klein jock straps for them, but over the hill no longer able to command barely legal attention and yet not wealthy enough to buy his own fresh faced youth from the 'Flesh Fair'. Why Bobby I remember you in your boy scouts uniform, all long shorts and knobbly knees and freckles, you looked so sweet back then at 18, I remember teaching you how to start a fire by rubbing two boy scouts togther and the nights I fed you Werther's Originals so full of creamy goodness, and you asking "why do they taste salty?"
lmao!! omg Freddy, you are one of a kind! Thanks for the well-wishes, I think. :confused:
 
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