holy crap my phone just rang

[ramboj70]

it is 1230 and my damn cell phone just rang, you will never guess who it was, yep you guessed it the doc, she got into a scuffle with her hubby and wanted me to help her out with a place to stay, shit I lied to her and told her my wife was home and would not go for that at all, she said I understand I just need someone to talk to, holly fuck what do I do? wait the phone is ringing, should I answer it? yep it was her again.

she is driving to a hotel for the night and asked if i could come meet her, I said no I cant but I will talk with you on the phone. she said no thats alright I am terribly sorry to have bothered you. I asked if she was ok, she said yah my husband and I got into a fight and he pushed me into the wall and then hit me. she then asked to talk tommorow, meaning today, wow this chick is one strange women, it just might be a fatel attraction, I need some serious advice here bro's before things get out of control, I swear I did not have any sexual things with this women, I just told her she had some nice tits that was about it and i also said that beautiful women dont get compemented enough. help me bro. I have to tell my wife this first thing so she wont get the wrong idea, I wonder what they were fight about. shit the phone again

 

[Massive690]

I need some serious advice here bro's before things get out of control, I swear I did not have any sexual things with this women, I just told her she had some nice tits that was about it and i also said that beautiful women dont get compemented enough.

don't forget she stuck her thumb up your ass. i say you go kick the shit out of her husband, then tell your wife to go kick the shit out of her. crazy bitch

 

[ramboj70]

don't forget she stuck her thumb up your ass. i say you go kick the shit out of her husband, then tell your wife to go kick the shit out of her. crazy bitch

weard thing on the last phone # on my caller ID was not hers, I hope its not her husband, I hope he comes over here, I did not answere that last call

 

[SikFuk!]

No shit - keeps us posted

 

[shredalean]

She just wants you to smash it bro! How the f**k did she get your cell #? It's a hoax to get you into bed.

 

[PDP]

Just fuck her, what the hell is the problem?

 

[dolfe1]

Rambo, how does this shit happen to you?

 

[Doggy Style]

Why does she have your cell #?
Am I to understand you are married and gave some chick your cell #?I must be misunderstanding something.

 

[ramboj70]

Why does she have your cell #?
Am I to understand you are married and gave some chick your cell #?I must be misunderstanding something.

I gave it to her so as I can get some business from her, you see I own a carpet cleaning business bro and sometimes i give that cell # out to get the business, have to make a living you know, and this doc called this morning and ask if I knew of any good lawyers, I ask if she was ok said yes, then I ask if my doc appoint with her was to change she said yes for now, then said my secratary will be calling to reschedule, she asked if I could help her out today I said sure what do you need, she wanted me to take her to the police to file a report, she looked petty banged up bro's I guess her old man put her into her place, eye was all blue almost turning black, and her lip LOL was like a golf ball. I feel bad that I did not have her come over last night, but one thing woul dof led to another, so fuck it. I told her I really wanted to help but I have to keep it on a professional level. she said that would be great

 

[garyzilla]

Rambo,

You say you want advice. Here is my advice, stop telling hot chicks that they have nice tits and ass when you are married. If you had not said anything then you would not be in the situation that you are in. My wife would kill me, and be very mad if I said things like that. Help this lady then stay away! I think that you already new the anwser to the question, that you asked!

-Pastor Garyzilla

 

[crewboss]

Rambo,

You say you want advice. Here is my advice, stop telling hot chicks that they have nice tits and ass when you are married. If you had not said anything then you would not be in the situation that you are in. My wife would kill me, and be very mad if I said things like that. Help this lady then stay away! I think that you already new the anwser to the question, that you asked!

-Pastor Garyzilla

WTF LMFAO rambo is at it again with another Maid Marion.

 

[sweettart29]

Rambo I have to say this from experience...for her to feel comfortable enough to call you and ask for your help says alot...There have been many times that my ex did some pretty awful shit and I didn't have the nutz to call anyone including my family for help...The last time he did it was two almost two years ago now, and when he woke up the next morning he woke up to me standing by his side of the bed with a good friend of mine in hand...A Louiseville (sp) Slugger...I told him that if he EVER laid a hand on me again every bone in his body would b broken if mine weren't....So I do have to say that if there had been someone I thought I could trust...And I knew that they would indead help me I would have called that person in a heart beat

 

[musclebobbuffpants]

Dude, no offense, but how freakin' old are you? 15! You act like it. You come on here and post these rediculous stories about you and other women that you meet, how they have nice titties and a nice ass, and how you are going to bang them. Then when it comes down to it, you back out like a little school boy. I'm not advocating that you commit adultery, but for crying out loud, if you're going to talk the talk, then walk the walk. Otherwise, shut up and quit putting yourself in situations that may lead to cheating on your wife. It's just like being back in High School again when I read your posts.

I'm not saying I don't look at other women, but I certainly don't put myself in questionable situations with them only to come on here to post about it and get a "stick it to her you stud" pat on the back. If you ask me, you have a major lack of self-esteem. You're married to a beautiful woman who probably loves you to death, and yet you still feel the need to see if you still have what it takes to get in the pants of another woman.

Here's a suggustion. GROW UP! Focus on your wife and your marriage and your family and become a real man of honor.

Semper Fi = Always faithful

MBBP

 

[garyzilla]

Dude, no offense, but how freakin' old are you? 15! You act like it. You come on here and post these rediculous stories about you and other women that you meet, how they have nice titties and a nice ass, and how you are going to bang them. Then when it comes down to it, you back out like a little school boy. I'm not advocating that you commit adultery, but for crying out loud, if you're going to talk the talk, then walk the walk. Otherwise, shut up and quit putting yourself in situations that may lead to cheating on your wife. It's just like being back in High School again when I read your posts.

I'm not saying I don't look at other women, but I certainly don't put myself in questionable situations with them only to come on here to post about it and get a "stick it to her you stud" pat on the back. If you ask me, you have a major lack of self-esteem. You're married to a beautiful woman who probably loves you to death, and yet you still feel the need to see if you still have what it takes to get in the pants of another woman.

Here's a suggustion. GROW UP! Focus on your wife and your marriage and your family and become a real man of honor.

Semper Fi = Always faithful

MBBP

Sorry Rambo, but he is right!

-Garyzilla

 

[Bob Smith]

Amen, Spongebob.....I mean, Musclebob!

 

[thick]

1.the husband probably found out the bitch was cheating on him with another patient and she got what she deserved

2. Sweets, i am thankful that you dont have nutz

. musclebob, you may be right but please dont be hating on rambo. Maybe it is b/c my life is so boring but i actually look forward to his posts and cant wait to see what the next totally off the wall comment or misspelled word comes out of his mouth

 

[musclebobbuffpants]

["musclebob, you may be right but please dont be hating on rambo. Maybe it is b/c my life is so boring but i actually look forward to his posts and cant wait to see what the next totally off the wall comment or misspelled word comes out of his mouth"]

LOL, sorry bro, I had to do it, although, I wouldn't really call it hatin on him. Fear not my friend, I'm sure someone will come up with a tantalizing story to please your perverted palate If not, you can always go back and read some of FreakyFreddy's old posts. bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa

MBBP

 

[thick]

very true. Always count on ian and phreezer comparing their sheep 3 somes and goat orgies


Fear not my friend, I'm sure someone will come up with a tantalizing story to please your perverted palate If not, you can always go back and read some of FreakyFreddy's old posts. bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa

MBBP[/QUOTE]

 

[Rod]

Rambos stories are for entertainment purposes. No one actually thinks that they are 100% accurate, but they are based on the experiences of Rambo. Keep them coming Rambo. We enjoy them.

 

[sweettart29]

2. Sweets, i am thankful that you dont have nutz


Thick I am also thankful I don't have nutz lol