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dolfe1

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I hate spiders, I mean I really really hate the creatures. This pic makes my spine shiver!!!! This is a camel spider and here's some info on it, they can run upwards of 25 mph (by soldiers that have tracked the speed with humvees since it runs in their shadows).
It's called a camel spider because it climbs onto the bellies of camels and eats the stomach--because the spider secretes anesthetics to numb the flesh, the camels don't notice until their intestines fall out.
It makes a screaming/squealing noise when it runs, similar to a child screaming.
 
Those things are vicious. i caught a couple before when i was in the middle east and they can fuck some shit up . We would put a little one (skoal can size) in a coffee can and put a huge fuckin scorpion in there with it almos three times its size and place bets on how fast the camel spider will eat the scorpion . it usually took 15 minutes and the camel spider would eat the whole scorpion. the scorpions never stood a chance .
If you where just walking around miding yoour own business and you walked across one they would chase you i mean run and jump at your ass and hiss and spit they are some freaky things . They have a cousin that lives in the state not agressive at all but they live in the South west they are called Green lynx spiders. they look the same except no fuze and are green in color.
All in all iam not afraid of spiders but these are scary and very cool in the same sence.
 
sweettart29 said:
I HATE spiders and I am not even going to look at the pic of it, just reading that shit gave me the f***ing creeps.
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No no no you have to, I never knew such a thing existed, looks like something right out of alien. These bastards are huge!
 
dolfe1 said:
I hate spiders, I mean I really really hate the creatures. This pic makes my spine shiver!!!! This is a camel spider and here's some info on it, they can run upwards of 25 mph (by soldiers that have tracked the speed with humvees since it runs in their shadows).
It's called a camel spider because it climbs onto the bellies of camels and eats the stomach--because the spider secretes anesthetics to numb the flesh, the camels don't notice until their intestines fall out.
It makes a screaming/squealing noise when it runs, similar to a child screaming.
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Yeah Im with you on that big SOB. I would shyte myself if it came walking up to me. It makes me think of the movie Alien
 
they make a good low-carb snack along with those roaches from madagascar that finafreak has... :) stop being a pussy dolfe. your embarrassing yourself.
 
Chip Bronson said:
they make a good low-carb snack along with those roaches from madagascar that finafreak has... :) stop being a pussy dolfe. your embarrassing yourself.
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Fuck that I don't care, lmfao funny those bastards over there have to live with those things, that's what they get for killing Americans.lol I will never ever ever travel to a part of the world where such a creature or anything similar exists. Fuck that.
 
crewchief said:
You should be more scared of a brow reclus? Camel spiders arnt even Native to the U.S
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I'll be more affraid of a camel spider on another fucking planet(which they're probably from) then a recluse in my backyard.
 
dolfe1 said:
No no no you have to, I never knew such a thing existed, looks like something right out of alien. These bastards are huge!
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NO NO NO NO NO I am not gonna look at that I won't!!! There is no way in HELL, there is nothing that I hate more in this world then spiders. OH yeah I can't forget JUNE BUGS r gross too....YUCK
 
dolfe1 said:
I'll be more affraid of a camel spider on another fucking planet(which they're probably from) then a recluse in my backyard.
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LMFAO! i wonder how and Arib guy feels when he goes out to his camel for a morning trip to town and its guts are hanging out? WTF. now he has to ride with his buddy on a two hump camel.
 
sweettart29 said:
NO NO NO NO NO I am not gonna look at that I won't!!! There is no way in HELL, there is nothing that I hate more in this world then spiders. OH yeah I can't forget JUNE BUGS r gross too....YUCK
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Aren't you at least curious?
 
dolfe1 said:
I'll be more affraid of a camel spider on another fucking planet(which they're probably from) then a recluse in my backyard.
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i dont know about yall,but fucking hate any fucking creepy ass spider...that gave me the willies...thanks thanks alot ill have nightmares about camel spiders now.

maxx
 
maxx said:
i dont know about yall,but fucking hate any fucking creepy ass spider...that gave me the willies...thanks thanks alot ill have nightmares about camel spiders now.

maxx
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Hey I figured if I'm going to have nightmares then everyone else should too.
 
dolfe1 said:
Hey I figured if I'm going to have nightmares then everyone else should too.
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Dolfe it is bad enough that I don't sleep much at night as it is now...If I look at that I will definetly have nightmares and wake up screaming at the top of my lungs and wake up everyone.
 
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