Holy F*cking Sh*t!!!

I used to live in government housing,and we had more roaches then....Well,we had alot :-) The garbage shute was close to our door,and alot of people who lived there were slobs. I used to get woken up by roaches crawling on my face. Yeah,i know it's sick. Well,my mother wouldn't stand for it,hired our own exterminator(the one for the building sucked),caulked ever crack/hole she could find,in the apartment and got rid of them all. Bugs don't really bother me. I don't live with them anymore,but when i see them outside i still say hi :-) Really,the only bugs that really bother me are FRIGGIN FLIES. I can't stand them,until i rip their wings off...sexy pic thread? I'm there
 
dolfe1 said:
Now check out the sexy pic thread, I got sweet and I think she is plotting revenge. ;)


If u guys see a thread that says naked pics and there is a file attached it is for dolpfe's eyes only lmfao
 
Urban legends about the camel spider (properly termed a solpugid or solifugid) are as old as the proverbial hills, but they made a huge resurgence when vectored by American troops in Kuwait during Desert Storm. They're not quite as big as your hand (unless you're a five-year-old), and very shy and secretive. They do like to hide in the shadows, and they do run very, very quickly for a critter (they can reach about 10 MPH, the fastest known non-flying arthropod). They make no noise whatsoever, they have no venom whatsoever, and they do not eat flesh--they eat small desert arthropods like crickets and pillbugs. The rumors of their attacking camels, or crawling onto sleeping GIs' faces, apparently stem from one of two things, both of which may be true to some extent: (1) they may use hair to line their burrow when they are about to lay a batch of eggs, said hair being clipped from dead camels or other dead mammals (and a sleeping GI is not much different), and/or (2) dead camels are covered with flies, and crawling over a camel corpse may make for a convenient way to get a good meal of flies.

We have camel spiders in the sandy parts of the southwest U.S. and Mexico (in Mexico they are called matevenados), considerably smaller than the Middle Eastern types, but of the same shy, unassuming habits. Completely harmless and beneficial critters, like the desert equivalent of a praying mantis.
 
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