How do I get THC out of my piss/blood/hair ASAP

[Runtro]

If you smoke 2g a day , every day , and get all the THC out of your system (blood piss urine) within 54 days , then I (who smoke 0,5g-1g 2-3 times a week) be fine if I stop 2 months before the test ?

The good thing about thc in blood is that yoiur blood is constantly being filtered. I think it takes like less than a day for thc to be filtered out of your blood - i know this for a fact.

For your urine, I'd like to say yes, but everybody is different. I'd just invest in a lot of urine tests and go from there. Most jobs/probation dont send in UA's for analysis and use a dip stick test. I'd test every week starting three weeks in from your detox.

 

[bornSkinny]

There’s no way around the hair follicle test.

For blood and piss with that much time you can lean out as thc is stored in fat cells and losing body fat will help eliminate it from your system.

See if you can delay the test, or simply admit some use. Say you vacationed somewhere it was legal and wanted to try it, explain you don’t use regularly and ask for another month to take the test.

I’ve never personally heard of anyone use a product to successfully beat a hair test.

 

[Runtro]

There’s no way around the hair follicle test.

For blood and piss with that much time you can lean out as thc is stored in fat cells and losing body fat will help eliminate it from your system.

See if you can delay the test, or simply admit some use. Say you vacationed somewhere it was legal and wanted to try it, explain you don’t use regularly and ask for another month to take the test.

I’ve never personally heard of anyone use a product to successfully beat a hair test.

Well said. Adding on to this for the OP, don't be alarmed if you have more positive tests while burning the fat from your system as the THC stored in fat cells will be reintroduced in to your system therefore creating a positive test.

 

[Whopperflopper]

The test is not going to detect THC. It detects the Metabolites your body creates. These stay around for a bit. Still, no worries. Just take a break.

 

[AlwaysHungry]

For urine vitamin B and C along with a diuretic even days prior the test had me clear

 

[narta]

Think THC metabolites as nandrolone decanoate. The metabolites stay a VERY LONG time in the system, mainly in fat cells and hair follicles.

 

[SkankHunt]

Unless it’s police or government I doubt they’ll test for hair. As someone mentioned earlier a few of my friends have used synthetic urine with hand warmers or used a close friends who’s drug free.

 

[cdoubleu]

I have used a product called Rescue Detox with success more than once. There is a 10 day and a 5 day kit. Might as well get the 10 since this sounds really important. I’ve used this product 5-6 days out from a test after smoking daily prior. Not heavy daily.

As previously stated, a detox isn’t going to do much for hair. I’ve had multiple drug tests for different reasons, never had them test hair.

You do have a lot of time to clean up.

 

[bornSkinny]

So I’m reading these responses.

You don’t know how they are going to test?

If that’s the case the likelihood of a hair follicle test for employment is extremely low. Like, EXTREMELY LOW. It’s expensive and very few employers use it for simple screening. That money is better spent paying for an extensive background/credit check. Unlikely you’ll have a squeaky clean background and great credit and also have a drug problem.

You can use internet search to look and see what people say about the companies hiring practices online. I bet if they do require a hair follicle test someone would mention it on like an indeed survey or Glassdoor or elsewhere. But if you haven’t heard they do, assume a piss test. If you’re not fat four weeks of abstaining and there’s no way you’d piss dirty. If you’re over 20% maybe longer.

 

[David44]

Unless it’s police or government I doubt they’ll test for hair. As someone mentioned earlier a few of my friends have used synthetic urine with hand warmers or used a close friends who’s drug free.

Police. after finishing my Uni degree I decided to work for them , one Step of their selection process is blood hair piss sample to check if you consume any drugs

 

[Smashshit]

Police. after finishing my Uni degree I decided to work for them , one Step of their selection process is blood hair piss sample to check if you consume any drugs

They’re gonna be pretty thorough. Best of luck

 

[bornSkinny]

Oh yeah and unless you have less than two weeks don’t waste you’re time on any product that are supposed to like be “quick clean” or anything like that and don’t worry about messing around with vitamins or niacin. That’s like a Hail Mary if you’re up again the clock and you’re not sure if it’s cleared your system.

Really those don’t do anything more than drinking a lot of water and taking vitamins anyways. The way they work, sometimes, is if you slam water before giving urine the fluid doesn’t hang out in your guts long enough to pick up too much and comes out of you basically water. This would normally flag the sample as diluted, but a high concentration of vitamins make it so it has something more to it. Niacin is a popular choice as a b vitamin because in addition to adding to the content of your watered down urine, it also makes your piss bright yellow. So the appearance of your sample also doesn’t appear to be diluted.

But like I said 4 weeks is plenty to just obstain and pass the test unless you’re fat.

 

[Runtro]

Police. after finishing my Uni degree I decided to work for them , one Step of their selection process is blood hair piss sample to check if you consume any drugs

Explains the urgency. Well, you have two options. The first is to shave your head. Follicle testing has a longer drug exposure and all the hair currently on your head is a submission of guilt. The only thing you need to worry about is having a good reason to shave your head if they ask why. Or if they want to do a polygraph which may be unlikely. Selections process's can be, and usually are, different I would assume

The second, is to risk using a detox shampoo. This has its obvious risks as it is not guaranteed. If you fail, it may black ball you in ever applying to a PD again and it may extend nationwide. Like everything else in this world, YMMV.

 

[bornSkinny]

Police. after finishing my Uni degree I decided to work for them , one Step of their selection process is blood hair piss sample

Explains the urgency. Well, you have two options. The first is to shave your head. Follicle testing has a longer drug exposure and all the hair currently on your head is a submission of guilt. The only thing you need to worry about is having a good reason to shave your head if they ask why. Or if they want to do a polygraph which may be unlikely. Selections process's can be, and usually are, different I would assume

The second, is to risk using a detox shampoo. This has its obvious risks as it is not guaranteed. If you fail, it may black ball you in ever applying to a PD again and it may extend nationwide. Like everything else in this world, YMMV.

They take body hair if you shave your head.

 

[David44]

Explains the urgency. Well, you have two options. The first is to shave your head. Follicle testing has a longer drug exposure and all the hair currently on your head is a submission of guilt. The only thing you need to worry about is having a good reason to shave your head if they ask why. Or if they want to do a polygraph which may be unlikely. Selections process's can be, and usually are, different I would assume

The second, is to risk using a detox shampoo. This has its obvious risks as it is not guaranteed. If you fail, it may black ball you in ever applying to a PD again and it may extend nationwide. Like everything else in this world, YMMV.

As @bornSkinny said, first I will be suspicious as fuck if I show up with a bald ass head. Second , the will take hair from another spot, ass/dick/balls etc, and even if I shave these spots completely they will take hair from my brows. Soo , I got 2 months to be completely free from THC.

Otherwise I will do the most diabolical blast known to mankind pushing 20g juice a week till my liver starts talking mandarin begging me to stop

 

[Runtro]

As @bornSkinny said, first I will be suspicious as fuck if I show up with a bald ass head. Second , the will take hair from another spot, ass/dick/balls etc, and even if I shave these spots completely they will take hair from my brows. Soo , I got 2 months to be completely free from THC.

Otherwise I will do the most diabolical blast known to mankind pushing 20g juice a week till my liver starts talking mandarin begging me to stop

You absolutely would be. Just giving you options like you asked. Let us know how it goes and best of luck.

 

[skinnyman]

How do I get THC out of my blood and piss and hair within 2 months?
I wasn’t a heavy smoker , just 1g twice or three times a week.

I have 2 months to have clean piss blood and hair .

I already stopped smoking , I am drinking 7-10 liters a day (water) and i am visiting the sauna Everyday for 30mins to sweat it out.

Sauna and drinking those amounts of water wont flush it out. They look for THC metabolites not THC so you need to take something that binds to the THC metabolites.
You need activated charcoal and lots of fiber.

If you're not a heavy smoker you'll be clean after about 3-4 weeks.

To be sure last 3 days you stop working out and eat a lot of carbs and fat to re-absorb the metabolites into the fat cells so you don't pass it through urine.
3 hours before pisstest you chug 1-2 liters of water, pee it out, repeat again 2h before pisstest. 1h before pisstest you chugg fruit pectin (certo) with creatine, salt, juice, b12, ZMA. There are a bunch of guides on youtube and reddit.

 

[David44]

Sauna and drinking those amounts of water wont flush it out. They look for THC metabolites not THC so you need to take something that binds to the THC metabolites.
You need activated charcoal and lots of fiber.

If you're not a heavy smoker you'll be clean after about 3-4 weeks.

To be sure last 3 days you stop working out and eat a lot of carbs and fat to re-absorb the metabolites into the fat cells so you don't pass it through urine.
3 hours before pisstest you chug 1-2 liters of water, pee it out, repeat again 2h before pisstest. 1h before pisstest you chugg fruit pectin (certo) with creatine, salt, juice, b12, ZMA. There are a bunch of guides on youtube and reddit.

Highly appreciate your answer and the answers from the others thanks a lot

 

[SkankHunt]

Police. after finishing my Uni degree I decided to work for them , one Step of their selection process is blood hair piss sample to check if you consume any drugs

Yeah good luck. My boy shaved his head and they were like that’s fine, and took hair from his leg. Maybe try some kind of juice cleanse or some shit lol. Hair is tough to cheat man, just being honest.

Edit: Hope you get the job bro.

 

[SVENGALI]

I already did my research but unfortunately I am not experienced in this category of drugs so I don’t know which keywords I need to search for.

Because google won’t tell me shit for „shampoo to get THC out of your hair“ or „how do I get THC out of my hair“

3-5mo detection window. Follicular testing is very specific and doesnt lend itself to washes and shampoos. Source here is I worked as a forensic toxicologist previously.