how to drive your BMW

[milesfan]

Who cares if the ride is smooth at this point.

 

[MJM]

Haha, I'd rather just get a Cadillac Escalade so I'd have room to fuck the bitch in the back.

 

[MJM]

Holy shit that was nice.

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z3 series BMW.

Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thingie" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

 

[Meat Train]

That is a weird way to give a good message.. But it works!

You should all get a bumper magnet pic of your cock (photoshopped up if it is lacking in girth), and put it on the back of your car. Believe me, the girls will come to you just to start a conversation (that will end when they see if the picture is for real).

 

[crewboss]

pretty pumped about my new bimmer, just put it on the road last week. great deal, a little malaysian chick from BU who had a 1-way ticket back to malaysia after graduating. it's a 330CI, every package and she only put 19K on it. it will however be a bitch to drive in the mass winter.. but we'll be jumping that fence when it comes. god damn i love my car.

 

[latinone]

bro, the 330ci isnt that bad in the winter. Just swap out the tires with some snow tires and you should be fine. I have a 2001 330ci and drive it in the northeast with snows and have had no problems.

Nice looking car.

 

[SwordofRevenge]

you 2 lucky bmw 330ci drivin mofoz

 

[crewboss]

bro, the 330ci isnt that bad in the winter. Just swap out the tires with some snow tires and you should be fine. I have a 2001 330ci and drive it in the northeast with snows and have had no problems.

Nice looking car.

thx bro, yeah i figured it would be better than the other 3 series because of the weight. i've been shopping winter tires, of course I want the best I can get. can you recommend one?

 

[b22md]

thx bro, yeah i figured it would be better than the other 3 series because of the weight. i've been shopping winter tires, of course I want the best I can get. can you recommend one?

i saw a post with BMW in the title so i had to jump in and say whats up to my bimmer bro's. check out BIMMERFORUMS for better help with picking out winter tires. i can be of no help as my car is really not setup for any type of foul weather driving. here is a link if you want to check out my baby

My car

 

[crewboss]

i saw a post with BMW in the title so i had to jump in and say whats up to my bimmer bro's. check out BIMMERFORUMS for better help with picking out winter tires. i can be of no help as my car is really not setup for any type of foul weather driving. here is a link if you want to check out my baby

My car

the S52 hardtop, a right nasty looking car. thanks for the link.