How would you find a supplier of LEGITIMATE HGH ?

Brays

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Not fake, diluted, contaminated.
Preferably pharmaceutical quality, or at least 'safe'.

I know of one forum that offers reviews of suppliers. It is probably not allowed to mention it here.
How would you make sure you get the real thing, you don't waste your money for a fake or junk product ?

Btw, I'm in Europe.
 
Move to california. Contract hiv. Let it develop into aids- you can speed things up by heavy drug use. When aids symptoms are apparent see the doctor. Prescription for pharm gh done! Easy peasy!
That's option #1, maybe the more ethical of the two options.

#2 would be to make really good friends with your local medical examiner. Study up on where the pituitary gland is, and how to remove it. I'm hoping that you might have some desire to have sex with the dead bodies, so that'll kill two birds with one stone here. ANYWAY I would buy a simple at home science kit and extract the HGH from the recently harvested pituitary gland (please avoid getting semen all over this part, it makes it so much trickier). Poke around the interwebs for some pre-sealed vials and fill 'em up with your newly harvested HGH.

I'm not going to hold your hand here, this is pretty easy shit to figure out. 99.9% of the top level bodybuilders are getting their GH this way, or have a ladyboy servant who does it for them. I'm assuming you can't afford the ladyboy, even a Thai one, so you're going to have to get dirty. This is a little bit of work, but it's worth it. I would AVOID documenting the sexual stuff with photography/videography as it's frowned upon in most states.

There is another option where you can use aborted fetuses (Planned Parenthood has Black Friday sales), but it's a little more risqué.

Let us know how it works out, good luck.
 
There is no way I can get HGH from a regular doc if I don't meet the criteria for the few indications it is approved for.

I suppose I could report the posts above, but I'll let it stand.

What's up with that attitude ? Does it come from overdosing on steroids ?
Can I get any real replies ?
 
There is no way I can get HGH from a regular doc if I don't meet the criteria for the few indications it is approved for.

I suppose I could report the posts above, but I'll let it stand.

What's up with that attitude ? Does it come from overdosing on steroids ?
Can I get any real replies ?
Hey, new guy what's up with the stupid fucking questions? Don't you know better than to ask for a source? Go ahead report those responses. It won't make a difference. They didn't threaten your life or spam anything which is pretty much the only way to get the hammer around here. So raise your hand and taddle to the teacher and me and the boys will enjoy skull fucking your eye sockets till we get tired. Any more dumb questions bray?o_O
 
There is no way I can get HGH from a regular doc if I don't meet the criteria for the few indications it is approved for.

I suppose I could report the posts above, but I'll let it stand.

What's up with that attitude ? Does it come from overdosing on steroids ?
Can I get any real replies ?
Walk up to the nearest black guy on a street corner in south Jamaica queens and ask him where the most pure heroin can be procured. I am sure you would prefer his response to being asked for the source of illegal substances to mine. I WAS TRYING to be helpful because I was going to say "stop trying to source on a non source board and read some threads before making one fuckhead" but I instead offered a viable solution.
 
There is no way I can get HGH from a regular doc if I don't meet the criteria for the few indications it is approved for.

I suppose I could report the posts above, but I'll let it stand.

What's up with that attitude ? Does it come from overdosing on steroids ?
Can I get any real replies ?
Okay, well in that case you can manually remove your pineal gland... You will meet their criteria.

These are real replies, I am real. Brutus, I'm not really sure, I still sort of think he's a figment of my imagination, most likely lingering from some childhood trauma I cannot recall at this time (catholic school was rough). Report me, big guy, you must feel tough hovering over that button with your cursor (what a relief it is knowing you'll 'let it stand').

Maybe you wouldn't get such sarcastic responses if you didn't ask such ridiculous questions. It would take you about 30 seconds, tops, to find a source board that has plenty of info for both generic and pharma GH sourcing. Now, that's up to you to decide if it's legit or not, none of us can really help you either way.

Good luck on your adventures.
 
Not fake, diluted, contaminated.
Preferably pharmaceutical quality, or at least 'safe'.

I know of one forum that offers reviews of suppliers. It is probably not allowed to mention it here.
How would you make sure you get the real thing, you don't waste your money for a fake or junk product ?

Btw, I'm in Europe.
You can use cabergoline to suppress your natural IGF-1 levels and if you are under the range the doc should have justification for prescribing it. However, depending on the country in Europe they may not as well.
 
You seem to be confused about how this forum works.

@Brays , there is a crew of guys that come and bash on people as they wish. They so-called "circle-jerk" they cannot have opposing thoughts as that would lead the person next to them to stop masturbating their dicks. I think it's a prime example on how it work. Don't let them demotivate you from posting, don't take it personal.

Brutus is a 36 year-old heroin addict that finds it appropriate to post on a steroid forum rather than take care of his daughter.
Gr8whitetrukker is just an air-headed moron that tries to make up for his tiny brain with muscles and a loud bark.
Wunderpus is a decent guy but who can refuse to be jerked off?

And OH, bring it on with the "disses" and quotes, if I was as fascinated with you guys I would find quotes too.
 
@Brays , there is a crew of guys that come and bash on people as they wish. They so-called "circle-jerk" they cannot have opposing thoughts as that would lead the person next to them to stop masturbating their dicks. I think it's a prime example on how it work. Don't let them demotivate you from posting, don't take it personal.

Brutus is a 36 year-old heroin addict that finds it appropriate to post on a steroid forum rather than take care of his daughter.
Gr8whitetrukker is just an air-headed moron that tries to make up for his tiny brain with muscles and a loud bark.
Wunderpus is a decent guy but who can refuse to be jerked off?

And OH, bring it on with the "disses" and quotes, if I was as fascinated with you guys I would find quotes too.
Thanks for the, um, kind words.

But, let's not get too personal about people here, that shit about Brutus is beyond uncalled for, you know that (not to mention it's not true).
 
Yeah, the truth hurts!
Maybe I will stop being a dick when others stop. I might add, the OP isn't asking for a source. His questions can be answered properly.
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This is sworder's existence at meso. At home in misery and self loathing. Talking in to blank space. A bed made for a sniveling bitch he is. Misery loves company
 
This is sworder's existence at meso. At home in misery and self loathing. Talking in to blank space. A bed made for a sniveling bitch he is. Misery loves company
You need to work on your insults. Follow up with something personal for my misery and self loathing. Even you can do better buttercup.

Sworder takes it quite personally.

Learn from his counter-example.
Yes I do. I wake up every morning hoping to be apart of the circle jerk crew.. :-(
Maybe one day they will accept me.
 
You need to work on your insults. Follow up with something personal for my misery and self loathing. Even you can do better buttercup.
This lop sided fight is getting very old
It doesn't make you tough it makes you ignorant
Throw in your towel already will ya
 
There is no way I can get HGH from a regular doc if I don't meet the criteria for the few indications it is approved for.

I suppose I could report the posts above, but I'll let it stand.

What's up with that attitude ? Does it come from overdosing on steroids ?
Can I get any real replies ?

You arrived on Meso asking for help and several well respected members decide to challenge your patience, perseverance and tolerance for dry humor with a few jocular comments, and next up you threaten to "report them", damn you have a lot to learn noob.

Oh and good luck with that GH search, lmao!
 
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