I ruined the board

[Grizzly]

Jesus Christ! A guy takes a two month hiatus and the place falls to shit. Some asshole is trying to sell me worthless supplements to help my fight better in MY fucking thread. Hogg is never around. Haven't seen Phreezer on, I've just seen a post or two.

The quality of discussion in this forum has PLUMMETED! Gary ain't preachin'. Cyniq is dead. Mark Kerr is not here with his insight into a damn thing. The only conversation is...hmmmm, how do I put this and not hurt your feelings....fucking stupid. Hey, guys, did you stick your finger in your ass last night, too? Oh, I did. And then I came 4 times, but it did take me 8 hours of digging to get a drop of jism out.

After I fix this mess, I promise never to leave you guys without a solid leader ever again. Now, maybe we should discuss something worthwile. Find a topic and, when I get back on Monday, I'll tell you how it goes.

 

[freak]

grizzly-grizzly-grizzly-grizzly-grizzly-grizzly-grizzly

 

[dolfe1]

Jesus Christ! A guy takes a two month hiatus and the place falls to shit. Some asshole is trying to sell me worthless supplements to help my fight better in MY fucking thread. Hogg is never around. Haven't seen Phreezer on, I've just seen a post or two.

The quality of discussion in this forum has PLUMMETED! Gary ain't preachin'. Cyniq is dead. Mark Kerr is not here with his insight into a damn thing. The only conversation is...hmmmm, how do I put this and not hurt your feelings....fucking stupid. Hey, guys, did you stick your finger in your ass last night, too? Oh, I did. And then I came 4 times, but it did take me 8 hours of digging to get a drop of jism out.

After I fix this mess, I promise never to leave you guys without a solid leader ever again. Now, maybe we should discuss something worthwile. Find a topic and, when I get back on Monday, I'll tell you how it goes.

Oh come on man, we talked about taking shits, there was a whole big racism thing, hence the new sitcky and um well....ok never mind what the hell do you want to talk about, we've done religion, race, and politics.

 

[Grizzly]

We can do them again. They never get old.

How about gov't spending? My g/f just got a job working for the city of Chicago. Each person at her place of employment has ONE little, bitty job to do. When they're not doing their one, little bitty job, they fuck off. Is this really an efficient way to spend my tax money? I'm running for governor, so I need you all to move over here so that I can win.

 

[dolfe1]

Wanna talk about wether there is a direct link between fat stored in the abdomen and alcohol?

 

[Grizzly]

Tell me about the racism thing. It seems like I missed something big. Hate when that happens.

Oh yeah, beer causes you to get fat.

 

[Grizzly]

Oh shit! I was in the middle of typing my last response when you typed yours. That's funny!

 

[dolfe1]

Well maybe Grizzly we shoule police these government workers, but this will cost us more tax money, but the new system will also be more efficient, thus saving tax money and paying for itself, but then who will police the police?

 

[freak]

We can do them again. They never get old.

How about gov't spending? My g/f just got a job working for the city of Chicago. Each person at her place of employment has ONE little, bitty job to do. When they're not doing their one, little bitty job, they fuck off. Is this really an efficient way to spend my tax money? I'm running for governor, so I need you all to move over here so that I can win.

hey grizzly, if I help vote and you win, do you think we can get the Austrian Oak to come over from Cali, and hang with us?

 

[freak]

Well maybe Grizzly we shoule police these government workers, but this will cost us more tax money, but the new system will also be more efficient, thus saving tax money and paying for itself, but then who will police the police?

yeah we could do a terry tate job on them around the office, tackling the shit out of them, for not working and wasting our money.

 

[dolfe1]

Um basicly race got brought up in a couple of threads, there were some black people(assuming) who got offended and started lowering themselves and provoking certain individuals, and a certain individual started calling people niggers shit like that. He was just testing the mods because each time he steped a little farther and farther with the racism until he got banned for a day and Phreezer made a sticky. Pretty quiet since then.

 

[Grizzly]

Well maybe Grizzly we shoule police these government workers, but this will cost us more tax money, but the new system will also be more efficient, thus saving tax money and paying for itself, but then who will police the police?

Nah, it costs less. You run the gov't like a business. If you fuck up/fuck off, you're gone. Do we really need an envelope stuffer, an envelope licker and an envelope stamper? No, how about we consolidate and give all three to the same person?

 

[Grizzly]

Who's that individual? I'd bet that one black guy who started it last time was involved somehow. Can I still say "shine"? (LOL, I'm just fucking around, Phreeze. Feel free to delete it.)

 

[dolfe1]

Well shit, have you ever heard the saying if ya can't beat em join em? Lets just get jobs as government workers and fuck off all day, we can just hang on meso.

 

[dolfe1]

big muzzafucken rizzob.

 

[Grizzly]

They make more money and get more days off than I do. Maybe you're onto something there, dolfe.

 

[Grizzly]

Oh, oh, oh, I should have known that one. I was kind of wondering where he was anyway. That figures. He always was pretty overt in that area.

 

[dolfe1]

Well shit, where can we get government jobs than?

 

[dolfe1]

Seems kinda like a secret society to me, always here about it but never actaully know how or where to get in.

 

[dolfe1]

Speaking of secret societies, ever heard of the one George W Bush was in? Skulls and Bones at Yale. Kerry was also in and so was Bush's father among many other distinguished individuals.