i wish i was austrailian...

[Massive690]

I wish I was Austrailian. Then I could get drunk all day, say "G'day mate" to everybody, wrestle crocs, and spread vegimite on all of my food.

Austrailian women always talk sexy, they say things like, "Oy right, crickadoo me jangleys rotten, mate!"

I would shove jolly jumbucks in my tucker sack and waltz my matilda all the way home.

 

[Hogg]

And you could refer to beer as 'grog'......

 

[MANWHORE]

I had an Aussie girlfriend when i was there and i hung out with her and her friends every day. they are so easy to get along with and they loved me.

 

[Ian Smith]

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I wish I was Austrailian. Then I could get drunk all day, say "G'day mate" to everybody, wrestle crocs, and spread vegimite on all of my food.

Austrailian women always talk sexy, they say things like, "Oy right, crickadoo me jangleys rotten, mate!"

I would shove jolly jumbucks in my tucker sack and waltz my matilda all the way home.

Wish granted.... POOF!!! youre Australian..

 

[Massive690]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

[krom]

and you could play that fucked up sounding didgeridoo thing. Actually I think it sounds cool