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Idiots from other boards...

Phreezer said:
This guy is claiming to do 6-8 hour deadlift sessions .. AND He's a Mod at EF(one of the pseudo mods that took the place of the real mods when they walked out on George)... This guy kills me...

check it out..

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=309332

If you want a real laugh do a search of his posts....
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That guy is either a complete idiot or just full of shyte. Those other boards crack me up. Every dude can bench 400+ pounds squat and deadlift 600-700 lbs. If the truth be known most of them are the kids I see at the gym bustin a nut with two plates or the dudes you see that never do anything other than curls and then walk around in tank tops flexing..
 
Grizzly said:
Didn't I mention the assmunchers just yesterday? LOL
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diesldud said:
That guy is either a complete idiot or just full of shyte. Those other boards crack me up. Every dude can bench 400+ pounds squat and deadlift 600-700 lbs. If the truth be known most of them are the kids I see at the gym bustin a nut with two plates or the dudes you see that never do anything other than curls and then walk around in tank tops flexing..
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You guys are right.. I don't know why this irritated me so bad last night.. I decided to write him one more rebuttal.. and then I'm going to let it drop.. Honestly, The EF powerlifting forum has sucked since the Mass MOD/VET walkout a few months back... when you 've got Mod's like this Walking Beast charector running around advising 6-8 HOUR deadlift and back training sessions.. and advocating MAXING OUT every single week.. It's time to write the entire forum off as a loss...and since that was the only thing that was worth going over there.. the whole board is worthless to me from this point on.. I think I'll let my membership expire over there...

It's sad because I've made some really good powerlifting friends from that board.. Men and women that I've had the oppurtonity to personaly train with... Those guys are gone now because of the crap that goes on over ther..and now that the EF board has been reduced to a bunch of lying idiots and wannabe posers, it's just not worth the trouble anymore...
 
You ever thought of getting into porn, Mr. 14 inches? You could move out to Cali and train with Hogg. It's a win/win situation. LOL
 
Haha.. Oh yeah.. And I can drive my Ferrari Enzo.. You know what?? you're not that far out of the way Grizz.. I could swing by and pick you up...

Wanna Road trip to Hogg's?
 
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Let's go! I don't know what I'll do out there since I'm not as pornfully inclined as you are ;), but I'm sure I can find something. I can sell my bulking services. $100 a day to be able to follow me around and have to eat like only pigs such as myself can. LOL
 
Lol.... Maybe we could write an "Eater's guide to Crossing the Country" Krispy Kreme Branches and IHOP chains beware... :D
 
Yeah.. I can't remember all the specifics.. but it came down to money.. and some underhanded management.. Most of the respected Mods walked away because of this.....

I can't remember all the specifics.. I've slept a few times since all of that happened ;)
 
Phreezer said:
Haha.. Oh yeah.. And I can drive my Ferrari Enzo.. You know what?? you're not that far out of the way Grizz.. I could swing by and pick you up...

Wanna Road trip to Hogg's?
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LOL.

Hogg> Honey, we're going to have some guests arriving in the next couple of days.

Ms. hogg> Oh? Who?

Hogg>Phreezer and Grizzly.

Ms. Hogg> Phreez.....wait a minute, are those your little friends from that website? OHHHHH ....this is going to be good....I cant wait to meet them....I'm going to give them a piece of my mind for poisoning you with all these anal sex fantasies that you keep babbling about and.....


You see gentlemen, Ronin fucked it up for everyone else. The only way to rectify this situation is to bring him (properly duct-taped of course) and make a token offering to ms. Hogg. I'm sure she would find great pleasure in fucking him in the ass with a strap-on.

Ms. Hogg>DONT (while simultaneously shoving a rather bulbous 10" black strap-on into his turd cutter)

Ronin>Mmmm?

Ms. Hogg>YOU (now she's getting some penetration)

Ronin>MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! (sound a person makes with his faced shoved in a pillow)

Ms. Hogg>EVER (up to ramming speed by now)

Ronin>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Ms. Hogg>TEACH (with full gusto, all 120# of her in mad fury, right hand smacking the ass in a bull-riding fashion)

Ronin>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Now just about unconscious)

Ms. Hogg>HIM

Ms. Hogg>THOSE

Ms. Hogg>FILTHY

Ms. Hogg>IDEAS

Ms. Hogg>AGAIN

Ronin>(crying)(ass about the size of a mayonnaise jar by now)

Ms. Hogg>(wipes sweat from brow)FUCKER!

:D
 
Hogg said:
LOL.

Hogg> Honey, we're going to have some guests arriving in the next couple of days.

Ms. hogg> Oh? Who?

Hogg>Phreezer and Grizzly.

Ms. Hogg> Phreez.....wait a minute, are those your little friends from that website? OHHHHH ....this is going to be good....I cant wait to meet them....I'm going to give them a piece of my mind for poisoning you with all these anal sex fantasies that you keep babbling about and.....


You see gentlemen, Ronin fucked it up for everyone else. The only way to rectify this situation is to bring him (properly duct-taped of course) and make a token offering to ms. Hogg. I'm sure she would find great pleasure in fucking him in the ass with a strap-on.

Ms. Hogg>DONT (while simultaneously shoving a rather bulbous 10" black strap-on into his turd cutter)

Ronin>Mmmm?

Ms. Hogg>YOU (now she's getting some penetration)

Ronin>MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! (sound a person makes with his faced shoved in a pillow)

Ms. Hogg>EVER (up to ramming speed by now)

Ronin>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Ms. Hogg>TEACH (with full gusto, all 120# of her in mad fury, right hand smacking the ass in a bull-riding fashion)

Ronin>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Now just about unconscious)

Ms. Hogg>HIM

Ms. Hogg>THOSE

Ms. Hogg>FILTHY

Ms. Hogg>IDEAS

Ms. Hogg>AGAIN

Ronin>(crying)(ass about the size of a mayonnaise jar by now)

Ms. Hogg>(wipes sweat from brow)FUCKER!

:D
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Tell the truth Hogg, you imagined you were Ms Hogg then didn't you?
 
Ronin_ said:
Tell the truth Hogg, you imagined you were Ms Hogg then didn't you?
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I can practically guarantee you that she would do something like that.....which is why I have not duct-taped her and slipped her a sedative. I fear the reprisal and I thus refrain from pushing the issue further :D
 
txjustin said:
Ms. Hogg sounds like she runs the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A smart man does not piss off a good woman......doesnt drink, goes to bible study every tuesday night, wont let me hit it in the ass and wont move in until we are married. You tell me whether I should push the button.......in my honest opinion, I have that 1% that most men would give their life for.

BTW - she has long dark hair, is 5-2, and weighs 116-120 pounds....trains 6 days a week......ummm, as you texas boys say .....YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hogg said:
A smart man does not piss off a good woman......doesnt drink, goes to bible study every tuesday night, wont let me hit it in the ass and wont move in until we are married. You tell me whether I should push the button.......in my honest opinion, I have that 1% that most men would give their life for.

BTW - she has long dark hair, is 5-2, and weighs 116-120 pounds....trains 6 days a week......ummm, as you texas boys say .....YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!
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DAmn Hogg...you been to Texas before?? Sounds like you got a good lookin woman! Ms. Texas(my wife) has about the same stats as Ms. Hogg except a little lighter. Mine trains about 3 days a week and eats what she wants because her metabolism is insane! Oh ya, I go to bible study, don't put it in her ass, and we did not move in together til we were married.......lol!
 
Hogg said:
A smart man does not piss off a good woman......doesnt drink, goes to bible study every tuesday night, wont let me hit it in the ass and wont move in until we are married. You tell me whether I should push the button.......in my honest opinion, I have that 1% that most men would give their life for.

BTW - she has long dark hair, is 5-2, and weighs 116-120 pounds....trains 6 days a week......ummm, as you texas boys say .....YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hogg, you are a blessed man in so many different ways!
 
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