Human_backhoe
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Jesus fucking Christ. I'm dead! This has won the Interwebs!!
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If you could fuck any chick you wanted...
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See, I was cleaning out my shed the other day and so fucking angry at the lack of space in there to store stuff. I'm going to have a concrete pad poured and a 24×36 building put up back there, so FUCK a 10×12 shed. Do you guys understand that the limited space in there with 6 tards is gonna be almost like a gangbang?
You do realize this correct?
You do realize this correct?
Villain
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Hahahahaha, all in good erm... fun. Can’t call it clean fun.
GearGodess
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So make the space useable and turn it into a "green flower/herb" secret house.... you said it's already hot! Multipurpose...
Ohhh that would be one disturbing experience with all those hands and eyes... still a NOPE lol
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GearGodess
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"Clean" and "fun"... not sure if that even goes together.... I prefer the adventurous oil everywhere slippery ...........
Ok. I'm gonna stop [emoji39]
Villain
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Well remember - I couldn’t in good conscience call it clean fun
You all are overthinking it.
I would bang Nancy Pelosi and tell the 6 Down Syndrome people that they can be as handsy as they want with HER. They’d get all confused and start tugging and pulling and squeezing her. Everyone knows that Down Syndrome people have superhuman strength so they’d rip her apart.
And the world would be a better place.
The End.
I would bang Nancy Pelosi and tell the 6 Down Syndrome people that they can be as handsy as they want with HER. They’d get all confused and start tugging and pulling and squeezing her. Everyone knows that Down Syndrome people have superhuman strength so they’d rip her apart.
And the world would be a better place.
The End.
MisterSuperGod
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You still have to have sex with her. It's a small sacrifice to make when you look at the big picture.
Villain
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He counts that as a bonus.
I feel like mindless is lurking and thinking to himself how he'd just want the DS folks in the shed....
probably how Jane Goodall felt
My wife's tite little butthole.
She has the cutest little tiny butthole.
She won't let my pipe near it.
She said I had to let her slip a cucumber in my ass first[emoji848][emoji849][emoji24]
Man she has a great ass also hahahahahha
Other then that
Jessica alba cute little ass
She has the cutest little tiny butthole.
She won't let my pipe near it.
She said I had to let her slip a cucumber in my ass first[emoji848][emoji849][emoji24]
Man she has a great ass also hahahahahha
Other then that
Jessica alba cute little ass
Ode to butthole
LeoTC
Member
What I'm getting from this is; you SAY you want that ass, but you don't really want that ass.
Let's be real, who here doesn't take shits bigger than a cucumber on a regular basis?
I am so bored at home and just rambling on.
And last night I was begging to put the tip in and got rejected so I am Still a little down [emoji2962]
Well I love bubble butts.
I been with a hand full of bubbles that would let me ring there ring.
But she is no way for it.
I lucked out on the one married hahahah
So make the space useable and turn it into a "greed herb" secret house.... you said it's already hot! Multipurpose...
Ohhh that would be one disturbing experience with all those hands and eyes... still a NOPE lol
I wanna stand up at one of those meetings where all the dorks get on the mic and take turns reciting poetry pieces with this one. And purposely make my voice crack and shake
Villain
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And we’re in the audience snapping our fingers afterwards.
Villain
Member
Just tell her all women love it in the ass - it’s how I got her. Your curtains suck too
Sorry man, I couldn’t pass this opportunity up!
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