I'm A Hunted Man!!!!!!!!!

[FTW]

Hey Fast see if you could find a avatar of Fonzie from happy days giving the PT.

 

[CyniQ]

FF Here's a story for your website when you get it up and running.


sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
bloodninja: This **** is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a ******* break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are ******* sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: **** you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

That is THE funniest thing I have ever read. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair...
and shit my pants! Damn it! Gotta go

 

[Fast Food]

Hey Fast see if you could find a avatar of Fonzie from happy days giving the PT.

I actually have a picture of me giving the peoples thumbs up at the coyote ugly bar here to some girl dancing up on the bar.... although it is not the authentic peoples thumb due to lack of penetration, it will suffice. I will get it up and running very soon!

 

[Slick Arrado]

Haha!!

That is THE funniest thing I have ever read. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair...
and shit my pants! Damn it! Gotta go

That IS the funniest $hit!! I read them all, sitting here in the computer lab, and I was literally laughing out loud. No, it's not a high school computer lab. Geniuses.

 

[ramboj70]

OK PEOPLE!!!! I NEED TO WATCH MYSELF NOW!!! I HAD A FRIEND CALL ME UP LAST NIGHT AND SAID HE WAS AT A BAR AND OVERHEARD THESE GIRLS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR TO HIM.... YES... THATS RIGHT..... THE ONE AND ONLY, MOST EXPLOSIVE MOVE HEARD ROUND WORLD.... THE PEOPLES THUMB. OK, HERE IS WHERE THE PROBLEM LIES.... HE OVERHEARD THEM TALKING ABOUT HOW EACH ONE OF THEM (3 of them) WERE GONNA TRY TO GET ME IN BED.... AND WHEN THEY DO, GET ME IN A 'VULNERABLE' POSITION AND WHEN THEY DO.... GIVE ME THE PEOPLES THUMB..... ME!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!?! THEY WERE SCHEMING TO GET ME BACK FOR ALL THE SO CALLED, 'TROUBLE' I HAVE CAUSED!! HEHE. WELL LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN LADIES!!! YOU CAN NOT THUMB THE MASTER!!! MASTER THUMBS.... THE DOCTOR OF PT's AROUND THE WORLD, CAN NOT BE BEATEN!!! THE PIPES HAVE EARS BABY!!!! ALL THIS MEANS NOW IS I'M GONNA GET ALL 3 OF THEM IN BED AND GO ELBOW DEEP TILL THEY YELL UNCLE AND THAT THEY WILL NEVER TRY TO DETHROWN THE KING AGAIN!!!!

either that or wear a butt plug when i'm bangin' them!

BE ON LOOKOUT FELLAS!!!!


DR. THUMBS
P.H.D.
PEOPLES THUMB LTD. (TM)

its about fucking time you get payed back, bro take it like a man, all those girls did and now its your turn, thats some funny shit bro. that is more funny then me wearing a fucking speedo, hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Fast Food]

its about fucking time you get payed back, bro take it like a man, all those girls did and now its your turn, thats some funny shit bro. that is more funny then me wearing a fucking speedo, hahahahahahahahahaha

i tell you what though, it aint happenin.... if it does, i'd be squeeling like a pig!!! it may be worth it though to get all 3 of them in bed at once! haha.... on second though.... NO!

 

[dolfe1]

FF what are you doing to get your site up and running?

 

[Fast Food]

FF what are you doing to get your site up and running?

to be honest with you, all i have done for it so far is bought the rights to it.... i have mainly been brainstorming... lazily

 

[dolfe1]

to be honest with you, all i have done for it so far is bought the rights to it.... i have mainly been brainstorming... lazily

lol Do you know how to construct a web page?

 

[dolfe1]

Here's a pic of ole capn' Dirty Sanchez himself.

 

[Fast Food]

Here's a pic of ole capn' Dirty Sanchez himself.

OH JEEEZUS!!! He had Mickelsons!!! (phil mickelson has man-boobs, so i call them mickelsons) HOW TERRIBLE!!!

I learned how to do web pages in college, but i also learned how to drink a case of beer and feel nothing from it too.... i did mainly the latter one over the first one! So i'm gonna look for a program to make a webpage and see if i cant get through it.... i might just put up a message board there for the time being! who knows..... unless people wanna help, looks like i'm like that song... "ALLLL BYYYY MYYYYSELLLLLFF, DONT WANNA BEEE, ALLLLL BYYYY MYYYYSELLLLLF"

---record deals accepted---

 

[thick]

u gotta hide a video camera in there if you get 3 chics at once trying to give u the pt. that would be some hilarious footage

i tell you what though, it aint happenin.... if it does, i'd be squeeling like a pig!!! it may be worth it though to get all 3 of them in bed at once! haha.... on second though.... NO!

 

[Fast Food]

u gotta hide a video camera in there if you get 3 chics at once trying to give u the pt. that would be some hilarious footage

i think the funniest part would be when i get fuckin beat down by all 3 of them.... heres what i think i can do.... bang one out and then all of the sudden when i see the light..... have lefty and righty attack so that i can keep the one that i'm bangin on the bed... get the other two real pissed off... THEN QUICKLY!!! before the girl realizes what is going on, eject both peoples thumbs, and ram the one that i'm bangin long and hard until i start getting my ass beat by the other two.... cause we all know that is inevitable.... the one will be begging for thumb heaven mercy while the other two are screamin..."asshole!!!" and i'm laughing saying, "yep! thats where it was!" cause these seem to be prissy girls... i know them vaguely.

 

[crewchief]

long

i started reading them and couldnt stop that is some funny crap.