Im Such A Shit!!!!

[Fast Food]

The world would be a much better place with those restrictions. Oh, and you forgot women in that category. No women drivers.

OH MY GOD BOB.... what the hell was i thinking.... okay dont get me started on women.... and especially women of the slightly darker complection as well!!!!


yeah dolphe i saw that one a while back.... i love watching stuff like that .... MORE MORE MORE!

 

[patsfan]

figured i might as well let someone get a kick out if it eventhough im kinda miserable right now. DAMMIT i can't believe he said i was gorgeous

Im sporting wood looking at you picture right now

Seriously though Im laughing my ass of thinking about you running out of there..fumbling with the door locks and tripping over garbage cans.

The dui is another matter and I would most certainly fall into the hippocrate catagory with 3 convictions and years in prison. I only hurt myself thank god but most definetly realized it was a problem and quit the sauce.

 

[dolfe1]

The world would be a much better place with those restrictions. Oh, and you forgot women in that category. No women drivers.

Amen, my gf is by far the worst driver I have ever witnessed.

 

[dolfe1]

Im sporting wood looking at you picture right now

Seriously though Im laughing my ass of thinking about you running out of there..fumbling with the door locks and tripping over garbage cans.

The dui is another matter and I would most certainly fall into the hippocrate catagory with 3 convictions and years in prison. I only hurt myself thank god but most definetly realized it was a problem and quit the sauce.

Shit, that sucks, most people(myself at one time included) just don't have any idea how bad drinking and driving can mess up your life.

 

[patsfan]

Shit, that sucks, most people(myself at one time included) just don't have any idea how bad drinking and driving can mess up your life.

True that..my last one was in my driveway if you can believe that.

 

[dolfe1]

True that..my last one was in my driveway if you can believe that.

Fuck ya I can believe that, alcohol never ceases to amaze, I have done some whacked shit, and some pretty whack shit has happened to me when hammered, nothing like Massive though. lol

 

[bigpmp]

The bad thing is, you kow how guys are. Now he won't call, or write. He won't talk to you in public. It will be like you don't even exist to him now. He won't even consider your feelings. Men, we are such bastards.

 

[dolfe1]

The bad thing is, you kow how guys are. Now he won't call, or write. He won't talk to you in public. It will be like you don't even exist to him now. He won't even consider your feelings. Men, we are such bastards.

WTF? Buddy I see you're from texas, you wouldn't happen to konw gentlestrength would you?

 

[bigpmp]

WTF? Buddy I see you're from texas, you wouldn't happen to konw gentlestrength would you?

Not that I am aware of. What part of Texas is he from?

 

[dolfe1]

Not that I am aware of. What part of Texas is he from?

You know I'm not really sure, maybe you should pm him, he's a really good guy, you know I understand Texas is a rather large state but I'm willing to bet that he would drive any length to meet you.

 

[bigpmp]

You know I'm not really sure, maybe you should pm him, he's a really good guy, you know I understand Texas is a rather large state but I'm willing to bet that he would drive any length to meet you.

Bro if this is a gueer hook up, I was just messing with the guy with my earlier post. If you will remember I have an affinity for very tall strippers. I don't have a great deal of tollerance for gay people, I just like to make jokes at their expense. I guess it is a weakness. But yes, Texas is a very big state.

 

[dolfe1]

Bro if this is a gueer hook up, I was just messing with the guy with my earlier post. If you will remember I have an affinity for very tall strippers. I don't have a great deal of tollerance for gay people, I just like to make jokes at their expense. I guess it is a weakness. But yes, Texas is a very big state.

lmfao, hey check out Does Anyone Have Pics of Their Glutes in the member pics, and yes tall chicks, I recall now, I personaly like them short.

 

[bigpmp]

lmfao, hey check out Does Anyone Have Pics of Their Glutes in the member pics, and yes tall chicks, I recall now, I personaly like them short.

So did I. I will tell you, once you get the legs of a 6'2" stripper wrapped around your head, you will forget all about the little ones.

 

[dolfe1]

So did I. I will tell you, once you get the legs of a 6'2" stripper wrapped around your head, you will forget all about the little ones.

lol I'll take your word for it. I'm cool with the petite.

 

[bigpmp]

lol I'll take your word for it. I'm cool with the petite.

I wonder if stacking two short ones is better than one tall one. I will find out and let you know. By the way, those guys in the members pics section are wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thick]

i think anyone who drives a car and talks on a fucking cell phone is a moron also. Amount of accidents due to this bullshit is increasing every year.

Massive, now that you have taken it up the ass you will be required to wear diapers by the time you are 50. that is a proven side effect of anal sex. It will start with anal leakage. Ruin a few pairs of boxers. Than it will progress to depends. Good luck bro

 

[Fast Food]

that anal leakage is definitely FELCH

 

[Massive690]

well, i havent experienced any anal leakage, not yet anyways as for driving drunk, yes it was stupid. do i regret it? hell yes, i just got quoted $3900 to get my car fixed, i don't have $3900 bucks bros. not to mention i came about a foot away from killing myself by hitting a 50foot oak tree. but dammit, if thats what it was going to take to keep my anal virginity then i guess it was worth it.

oh yeah, to make things worse the dude called me yesterday. i didn't answer my phone because i was busy rubbing one out at the time, but after i finished and wiped up i checked the messages on my phone. some dude my the name of Randy called to "make sure you made it home ok the other night" i couldnt figure how the hell he got my number, then i remembered i gave it to one of the chicks he new at the bar. he must've got it from her, all those bastards were in on it. i got played fellas.

 

[Hogg]

"Hi massssssive, this is randy. I just wanted to make sssssure you got home ok babe....you were something sssspeshul....I want to sssssee you again. Call me. bye."

 

[Massive690]

"Hi massssssive, this is randy. I just wanted to make sssssure you got home ok babe....you were something sssspeshul....I want to sssssee you again. Call me. bye."

hahahaha, oh crap. i don't even know bros. im just so disapointed in myself right now...