Im Such A Shit!!!!

[bigpmp]

well, i havent experienced any anal leakage, not yet anyways as for driving drunk, yes it was stupid. do i regret it? hell yes, i just got quoted $3900 to get my car fixed, i don't have $3900 bucks bros. not to mention i came about a foot away from killing myself by hitting a 50foot oak tree. but dammit, if thats what it was going to take to keep my anal virginity then i guess it was worth it.

oh yeah, to make things worse the dude called me yesterday. i didn't answer my phone because i was busy rubbing one out at the time, but after i finished and wiped up i checked the messages on my phone. some dude my the name of Randy called to "make sure you made it home ok the other night" i couldnt figure how the hell he got my number, then i remembered i gave it to one of the chicks he new at the bar. he must've got it from her, all those bastards were in on it. i got played fellas.

So he did call. I guess I was wrong. Good for you man. I hope yall get it worked out. Just goes to show you that there are still some good, caring faggots left. I just have one question. Is this a bar you go to often?

 

[thick]

lmfao! hogg, you are too good at that. whats that saying? oh yeah practice makes perfect and perfection is reality

"Hi massssssive, this is randy. I just wanted to make sssssure you got home ok babe....you were something sssspeshul....I want to sssssee you again. Call me. bye."

 

[Massive690]

So he did call. I guess I was wrong. Good for you man. I hope yall get it worked out. Just goes to show you that there are still some good, caring faggots left. I just have one question. Is this a bar you go to often?

it was Fridays dude. i used to go there to eat and watch football on my lunch break every sunday when i was working in the mall. but needless to say, im never going to go back there now

 

[bigpmp]

it was Fridays dude. i used to go there to eat and watch football on my lunch break every sunday when i was working in the mall. but needless to say, im never going to go back there now

Good call Bro. It sucks when they creep into places that used to be safe. I mean if you walk into a bar named OIL CAN HARRY'S or something, you expect to see faggs. But now they are infiltrating establishments that used to be filled with testosterone pumping, chest beating, pussy eating men. Be careful from now on Bro. You never know when you might get trick fucked. That is why I stick to the nuddy bars. Never find a queer in there. Maybe a lesbian or two, but hell who doesn't dream about being rapped by lesbians.

 

[Massive690]

yeah, tittie bars are good. i don't think i'll ever get tricked again, im so skeptical of any dude i don't know now. if i don't know you- you're a fag, period. on a positive note i signed the lease on the house im living in next year, im living with 4 chicks AND we have a hot tub could be an interesting year, can't wait till june 1st.

 

[Hogg]

lmfao! hogg, you are too good at that. whats that saying? oh yeah practice makes perfect and perfection is reality

LOL....yeah, out here, you build up a fortune and go fag at 40, move to laguna beach, drive around in a Z3 convertible, and rejoice in knowing that you fucked your ex-wife out of every nickel via shell corporations and cooked financials...its just a matter of time brother


Now ttttthick, ssssstop taunting me, you big adonis you.

 

[thick]

i am giggling my ass off now. i used to laugh. now i am a giggler like you and eleven11. You california boyz are rubbing off on me. oh god time to shoot myself

LOL....yeah, out here, you build up a fortune and go fag at 40, move to laguna beach, drive around in a Z3 convertible, and rejoice in knowing that you fucked your ex-wife out of every nickel via shell corporations and cooked financials...its just a matter of time brother


Now ttttthick, ssssstop taunting me, you big adonis you.

 

[Hogg]

i am giggling my ass off now. i used to laugh. now i am a giggler like you and eleven11. You california boyz are rubbing off on me. oh god time to shoot myself

Hmmm, GMAO, you might be gay/bi curious, I think you'll be living in laguna within the next decade

 

[Bob Smith]

"Hi massssssive, this is randy. I just wanted to make sssssure you got home ok babe....you were something sssspeshul....I want to sssssee you again. Call me. bye."

LMAO!! That is the Official Meso Quote of the Day!

Hogg, I Dont think it will take Thick a decade to move to CA. Hell, he has his hands rubbin up fat farmers all day long. "Curious" might be an understatement for him.

 

[thick]

lol, hogg is correct about me being curious. Curious as to how someone could live out there. As for fat people i have one for ya. THis pt. is like 5'2 over 200lbs on welfare. Stinks, wears tight clothes and lots of makeup. Well she is low 20's in age and doesnt work yet she can afford to have two packs of cigarettes in her purse. wtf is up with that? as for fat farmers, most are in pretty good shape and i have more female pts than males. so bisexual/curious maybe. Full fledged flamer: no way

LMAO!! That is the Official Meso Quote of the Day!

Hogg, I Dont think it will take Thick a decade to move to CA. Hell, he has his hands rubbin up fat farmers all day long. "Curious" might be an understatement for him.

 

[bigpmp]

Massive,

This is my last bit of information for you. If you are in a bar, and a guy is buying you shots, I don't care how many women are hanging on him, consider him gay. Guys don't buy shot after shot for other guys. Staight guys get women drunk, not other guys. JMHO. Good luck on the house. It sounds as though it could be on hell of a summer for you after all.

 

[Fast Food]

all i can think of is 'Bear' from American Wedding

Stifler: "Hi, whats your name?"
Bear: "BEAR"
Stifler: "Yeah you are a bear..... rrrooaaarrrr"
Stifler: "we could use a guy like you on our team"
Bear: "are we talking about the same team... a sports team or our team"
Stifler: "your team.... what the hell are you talking about"
Bear: "I think you should take a look around"
Stifler: **turning around and looking** "Ohhh my gooood, what the fuckisgoingon"



Bear: "DAMN STIFFY YOU GOT MOVES BABY"
Stifler: "HAHA, see I TOLD you he wanted to fuck me!"




greatest movie EVARRRRRR

 

[AnimalMass]

Well, just to clear a few things up...I didn't mean to jump down Massive's thoat that much, but I stand by what I said. I have drunk many, many times, and NEVER, EVER have driven after drinking. I have also never driven while I was really sleepy. I just won't do it.

So maybe I'm the only one here who has the right to cast the first stone. That doens't mean I haven't screwed up bigtime in other places - I have. But drunk drivers really rub me the wrong way. I would never get onto anyone for something I had done in the past BTW.

Matt

 

[Massive690]

Well, just to clear a few things up...I didn't mean to jump down Massive's thoat that much, but I stand by what I said. I have drunk many, many times, and NEVER, EVER have driven after drinking. I have also never driven while I was really sleepy. I just won't do it.

So maybe I'm the only one here who has the right to cast the first stone. That doens't mean I haven't screwed up bigtime in other places - I have. But drunk drivers really rub me the wrong way. I would never get onto anyone for something I had done in the past BTW.

Matt

is all good bro. i feel the same way, never said that i was proud of myself

 

[thick]

wow that is impressive AM. I hope my son never drinks and drives. That is dangerous shit and really retarded. I have been a dumbass a few times and feel fortunate that i have only hurt myself. Got what i deserved. It's Friday night. Maybe this thread will keep someone from drinking and driving this weekend. Never know

So maybe I'm the only one here who has the right to cast the first stone. That doens't mean I haven't screwed up bigtime in other places - I have. But drunk drivers really rub me the wrong way. I would never get onto anyone for something I had done in the past BTW.

Matt[/QUOTE]

 

[AnimalMass]

Like I said, you can find a million other things that I've screwed up bigtime at, but I've lost friends and fimily to drunk driving and one to falling asleep at the wheel, so I'm really careful with that stuff.

I just never understood what was so hard about having someone who wasn't drinking take me home, or call a buddy or my brother and have him pick me up, or take a free taxi, or whatever.

Matt