Insaiyans chuckle hut: where smiles are born

Everyone wants to be gangster until it's time to do some gangster shit.

I would target my neighbor, first to the left into the cul-de-sac closet to my house. Two 30 packs and her husband would look the other way. She would provide a full winters worth of food my family, and at least a few months for another.

It would exhaust my salt supply but I can manage that better than protien when shit hits the fan

The fact that you gave this thought and even figured out seasoning, makes this so awesome. Now you got me figuring out which of my neighbors would sustain my family.

edit: If this gets this thread off topic we might need to cross-post to OGH’s food thread
 
The fact that you gave this thought and even figured out seasoning, makes this so awesome. Now you got me figuring out which of my neighbors would sustain my family.

edit: If this gets this thread off topic we might need to cross-post to OGH’s food thread
Or just create a new one..."what part are you eating? Dahmer edition" or something to that effect.
 
The fact that you gave this thought and even figured out seasoning, makes this so awesome. Now you got me figuring out which of my neighbors would sustain my family.

edit: If this gets this thread off topic we might need to cross-post to OGH’s food thread
I have a feeling we would be the ones sought after, low body fat, large muscles.
I'd go for a vegan or vegetarian for sure. Grass fed meat taste better
 
I have a feeling we would be the ones sought after, low body fat, large muscles.
I'd go for a vegan or vegetarian for sure. Grass fed meat taste better

We’d be like fillet or chicken breast. Lean but basically flavorless and real dry - probably stringy.

A big fatty would have more depth of flavor and the seasoning would more easily permeate. Probably good with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
 
Back
Top