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You might also find that after eating a lot of meat your facial/body hair growth will accelerate. Adding whiskey will accelerate the process further. If you maintain over several days you will eventually cocoon yourself in a thick, impenetrable mass of hair. IT IS IMPORTANT TO MAKE SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF MEAT AND WHISKEY IN YOUR COCOON! Jerky is advisable as it is less prone to spoilage. Failure to sustain will result in the hair detaching and your walls will crumble.

After one week, you will emerge from your cocoon and find that you have shed your physical being, and have transformed into a planar being of pure testosterone. As you ascend towards the heavens you will begin to absorb all the protein within a 12 mile radius. Animals, children, all will sustain you as you climb towards godhood. After enough has been absorbed, you will find yourself at the gates of Asgard, a feast has been prepared.
 
Thegodofdick said:
You might also find that after eating a lot of meat your facial/body hair growth will accelerate. Adding whiskey will accelerate the process further. If you maintain over several days you will eventually cocoon yourself in a thick, impenetrable mass of hair. IT IS IMPORTANT TO MAKE SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF MEAT AND WHISKEY IN YOUR COCOON! Jerky is advisable as it is less prone to spoilage. Failure to sustain will result in the hair detaching and your walls will crumble.

After one week, you will emerge from your cocoon and find that you have shed your physical being, and have transformed into a planar being of pure testosterone. As you ascend towards the heavens you will begin to absorb all the protein within a 12 mile radius. Animals, children, all will sustain you as you climb towards godhood. After enough has been absorbed, you will find yourself at the gates of Asgard, a feast has been prepared.
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What happened next?
 
DrinkFlintWater said:
What happened next?
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You descend from asguard to wake in your car and find it was a 15 minute power nap out in front of your gym, on leg day. you take 2 scoops on N.O. Explode. And feel the power rising in your chest. A slight burning and tingling sensation that starts in your belly. It builds into a roaring fire. A Rushing in your ears, much like waves crashing on the rocks. You can feel it behind your eyes like they are about to pop right out if your head. You roll down your window and just in the nick of time you reach out your hand. With an almighty roar. You release a blast of energy and a beam of light from your hand that shoots off in the distance into the sky. Your body is left weak and drained. You tremble with each shuddering breath. Your arm falls limp to your side. The pump in your arms and chest is massive, leaving them bulging with each heartbeat. There's no way your doing legs today. Your workout is complete. Your mind craves sleep. Your body is ready to absorb all the hgh from plants animal and human alike. You are about to transfer Godhood and become the almighty.
 
DrinkFlintWater said:
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**nothing funny at all about animal cruelty ***
But can you imagine being known in history as Wild Willie the dump truck driver who went to prison for 5 years for killing a poodle.....with a bb gun...
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Got a buddy did 5 for being part of a video where someone killed a pig with a machete. Another buddy doing 8 on 10 for burning down a house while barred out, killed a dog. Got more time for the dog than the burglary
 
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