Internet hook ups

[KTCKSports]

Hello gentlemen,

I just love being on Test. because it makes you do some weird things. I was in a chat room talking to this gal last night who posted a pic of her face on her profile. She was 18 and I am thinking to myself yummm. So I sent her a few pics of myself one in a suit and the other shirtless and she gets really excited. She wants to talk to me so I give her my number and since she is so young I decide to stay away from the sex chat. However she brings it up and starts talking about it. We agree to meet in the park today with the premise we would go back to her place and I would have my fun. The only thing I know about her is her age, what her face looks like and that she has big athletic legs from dancing which I like.

So I meet her out there today thinking in about 30 minutes I will be tearing that scene up. She i get there she gets out of the car from her, no lie, 1972 Chevy Impala that is as big as the titanic. That's all fine and dandy. However the reason I think she needed a car this big was because that would be the only car suitable to accomdate her big fat ass. The car was huge, but she was bigger. I was totally grossed out and after about 10 minutes of uncomforable chit chat I said I had to go.

She called me and messaged me asking what happened. I didn't want to tell her but she would not give up. When I told her I wasn't interested, she called me an asshole. What a day!

K-

 

[Bob Smith]

Dude, thats why you never ever give out your phone number to some chick online. They are all psycho!

 

[eleven11]

So was the pic real. or did she pull one on ya. If a girl has to find someone on line then there's something wrong. hell all they gotta do is walk into a bar ............11

 

[sweettart29]

Okay in defense of women that meet guys online...I met two people online, one I took to a godsmack concert last year and the other it took me a year to agree to meet him and I am really glad I did....Not all of us r psycho..or Fatties

My sister who is younger then me met her fiance online...sometimes it is alot better then going to a bar...especially bars around here where you are related to everyone and their uncle..

 

[plmuscle]

Dude, thats why you never ever give out your phone number to some chick online. They are all psycho!

I agree with Bob. 100% of the women online are psycho, shit I met a few,lmao. Damn chick sucked my dick after chatting for 1 hour and the bitch wouldn't quit calling me. 2 weeks after this happened the bitch egged my 79 pinto.

If these women online look so good, then why don't they have a man? Just ask yourself that question. If you look so good you should have a fuck buddy or something but these women state they are single. These hoes are single for a reason.

 

[plmuscle]

Also when a person sends you a face pic but not a total body picture then you know something is up. I know alot of fat chicks who have pretty faces.

 

[KTCKSports]

Hey I agree with ya! Women are all crazy. I was not thinking with my head but my other head.

The pic was real and she did look somewhat cute in it. Again, I'm on Enanthate so it's always 1:45 AM at the dance club However she didn't tell me she she weighed 250.

I need to go see my priest and beg for forgiveness

Dude, thats why you never ever give out your phone number to some chick online. They are all psycho!

 

[sweettart29]

I have to say this, I was single becuz I chose to b single...I was tired of meeting JERKS that would talk to ya until they found out that you had kids and then turn around and walk away....I figured if I was gonna get the blow off then I might as well get the blow off online...That way the only thing I waste my money on is the damn internet connection...I'm not a ragin psycho hose beast..I have a life of my own and I don't need a man to define who I am...I admit there r alot of chicks online that r out there to just hook up and they r nutz..but the few that aren't shouldn't b put into that same category sorry


Oh yeah and the reason I didn't pick up a guy in the bars around here is becuz I didn't like the fact that they all had worse FUPA then me

 

[SikFuk!]

LOL - I have never been in that situation...Damn, that must suck to have to tel her your not interested...but lets be honest, not trying to sound cruel, but since she got upset, she obviously knew it was coming. I mean lets be for real, she knows, we know, that when you leave out the fact that your really over wieght...I mean 250 lbs???....that is something you let the other person know, especially when you are going to go have sex with them for the first time and you haven't seen each other!!! Don't be upset man...you did what any one of us would have...at least I would have done the same...I may have even bitched her out for not telling me what the REAL deal was.

 

[KTCKSports]

Well gents, I am at it again. I picked up tonight at a local Kroger a woman who had these great legs. She's much older but a body that made my pants fly around. I made my move and got her card. She's a writer for the Dallas Morning News. Thank you, thank you!

Have a nice day
K-

LOL - I have never been in that situation...Damn, that must suck to have to tel her your not interested...but lets be honest, not trying to sound cruel, but since she got upset, she obviously knew it was coming. I mean lets be for real, she knows, we know, that when you leave out the fact that your really over wieght...I mean 250 lbs???....that is something you let the other person know, especially when you are going to go have sex with them for the first time and you haven't seen each other!!! Don't be upset man...you did what any one of us would have...at least I would have done the same...I may have even bitched her out for not telling me what the REAL deal was.

 

[KTCKSports]

Funny! I don't mind a little heff myself but this girl was huuuuuuuuuge. And she was barely 18. Thinking about what she will look like when her metabolism slows makes me want to puke.

Hey maybe you shuold introduce her to grizzly...i heard he is into fat chicks lol...man its amazing what a tongue going 90 to nothing will do to a fat chick lol...sorry to hear about your disappointing misHAP...i have meet a few and most of them were pretty good looking of course i was not meetin them to have sex. anyways think about ol grizz next time throw him a bone

 

[Bob Smith]

Well gents, I am at it again. I picked up tonight at a local Kroger a woman who had these great legs. She's much older but a body that made my pants fly around. I made my move and got her card. She's a writer for the Dallas Morning News. Thank you, thank you!

Have a nice day
K-

You'll have to give her a little morning edition.

 

[Ian Smith]

Oh yeah and the reason I didn't pick up a guy in the bars around here is becuz I didn't like the fact that they all had worse FUPA then me

What if fupa

 

[KTCKSports]

Ha!, many of you don't didn't know this but Bob writes poetry when he is not working out and watching over the board.

You'll have to give her a little morning edition.

 

[KTCKSports]

FUPA= Fat Under Pussy Area

What if fupa

 

[Ian Smith]

Ew!

 

[thick]

my brother has been pounding the women right and left lately from chat rooms. bunch of sluts. It helps that his standards make grizzly look picky. He friggin will nail anything. THe one good looking one he met told him she had herpes lmao. All the others have been cows. one bitch is named tiny girl and her stats ended up being 5'2 170 or right around that. dumb psychos.

 

[Bob Smith]

FUPA= Fat Under Pussy Area

Uh uh...Fat UPPER Pussy Area.

 

[Ronin_]

Uh uh...Fat UPPER Pussy Area.

fat UNDER would mean she would have a huge pocket of fat at her perineum kind like a nut sack lol

 

[Hogg]

Uh uh...Fat UPPER Pussy Area.

Otherwise known as the front butt