It can be tough this time of year...

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We all know this time of year can bring about all sorts of emotions.
We also know the majority of us aren't as good at managing our hormones as we'd like to think.

So if you're watching that Hallmark Christmas movie with a lump in your throat, or if you're watching the news and they cut to the toy drive segment and your eyes well, just know there are other bros out there who's estrogen is probably also too high.

Merry Christmas y'all.

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This is the time of year to fuck women! Quit feeling sorry for yourself, quit crying, hit some test and get yourself out there!

Women are vulnerable as hell around the holidays, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I swear to God I don’t know wtf it is about chicks from the months of October-January, but that’s when I always had my best luck!!!
 
This is the time of year to fuck women! Quit feeling sorry for yourself, quit crying, hit some test and get yourself out there!

Women are vulnerable as hell around the holidays, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I swear to God I don’t know wtf it is about chicks from the months of October-January, but that’s when I always had my best luck!!!
You may be onto something. I think last year I got the most pussy between November and January.
 
This is the time of year to fuck women! Quit feeling sorry for yourself, quit crying, hit some test and get yourself out there!

Women are vulnerable as hell around the holidays, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. I swear to God I don’t know wtf it is about chicks from the months of October-January, but that’s when I always had my best luck!!!
This is the time to let that last December bang drag out into mid January, and then get out of there before February and the whole valentines nightmare.
 
New Year's resolutioners are the best bang for buck. They don't know if it is ok to hit on them during their workout and they will all be gone within a month anyway. Not like you can get any real workout done anyway since all the equipment at the gym will be hoarded by clowns doing their 5lbs x 100 sets.
 
New Year's resolutioners are the best bang for buck. They don't know if it is ok to hit on them during their workout and they will all be gone within a month anyway. Not like you can get any real workout done anyway since all the equipment at the gym will be hoarded by clowns doing their 5lbs x 100 sets.
Leave me and my 100 sets alone
 
New Year's resolutioners are the best bang for buck. They don't know if it is ok to hit on them during their workout and they will all be gone within a month anyway. Not like you can get any real workout done anyway since all the equipment at the gym will be hoarded by clowns doing their 5lbs x 100 sets.
This shit is a common theme now in almost any gym I go to on the regular! Ppl park their asses on a single piece of equipment and occupy it for an hour! Don’t forget the texting, checking instagram and tik tok between every set also
 
I agree, this time of the year can be very hard for a lot of people. Christmas, new years, all of it.

If anyone out there is all by themselves, and is eating dinner alone during the holidays because they have no family or friends, please message me...I need to borrow your chairs, as I have a large family and many friends.
 
I agree, this time of the year can be very hard for a lot of people. Christmas, new years, all of it.

If anyone out there is all by themselves, and is eating dinner alone during the holidays because they have no family or friends, please message me...I need to borrow your chairs, as I have a large family and many friends.

As a divorced Male who has no blood relatives alive, Christmas sucks, but this comment, I owe you a steak dinner i laughed so hard.
 
I agree, this time of the year can be very hard for a lot of people. Christmas, new years, all of it.

If anyone out there is all by themselves, and is eating dinner alone during the holidays because they have no family or friends, please message me...I need to borrow your chairs, as I have a large family and many friends.
Lmao you caught me off guard with that one, nicely done
 
thanks man, I appreciate it. I was just having fun. You're right about what you said, but the dope part is, I don't have to change shit.
I already race cars and dirt bikes, go to sporting events, nice vacations, concerts with back stage pics and all that shit.
I own my business so I have time and a lil money to spend. Also, most of my employees are single mothers.

I don't ever post shit on FB because I had no point, but as soon I change my profile pic from my family with ex in it, to something else and post a couple times, the girls will start with the 'likes' then I'll know who to hit up...

In the meantime, I have a few I can call on, most are ex-employees. I've downloaded tinder in the past while drunk, but I'm pretty impatient and don't like chit chat and always end up deleting. Might give it shot again maybe even the bumble one, don't know if I'll have enough time.

I'll let ya know how it goes...
 

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