joke #3 - dolfe

[esco]

at this point i dont know if there is a joke we haven't told ....but ...

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

 

[thick]

lol, it wasnt quite that bad and i didnt wear condoms but the point is dead on

 

[esco]

classic, had to add it here too!

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on
the radio the other day and you have to read his
reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you've
got to love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all
time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio
(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US
Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when they
visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they
even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended

 

[dolfe1]

lol Can't say I've heard that one.

 

[thick]

lmfao, that was a perfect comeback.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended[/QUOTE]

 

[Mark Kerr]

That was awesome. I am putting that in my little bag of comebacks.

 

[Neodavid]

Come on... no way... that would be WAY too cool to be true...

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on
the radio the other day and you have to read his
reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

(snip)

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended

 

[esco]

i always picture the dril instructor from like full metal jacket saying it! cracks me up!