Jokes

[Ronin_]

Wow Jeff, Sounds like you have a severe case of homophobia...Perhaps you have some problems with yourself. Jesus, I like "non-pc" jokes as much as the next guy, but you apparently seem very focused on gays...hmmm. Where you from? fucking Mississippi or some closed-minded state? Christ, grow the fuck up. And before you reply with some juvenile shit about how im gay, no, i am not, but i have some friends who are and many of them are cooler than my straight guy friends. I could give a shit what their sexual preference is. Hmmm, I guess you'll be voting for Bush, huh? Yeah, seperation of church and state my ass. Grow up dude.

I'm sorry but no straight male has gay friends who they consider cooler than the straight ones. I mean do you hang out with them like you do your straight buddies, playing pool or watching the football?? No you probably go shopping with them, you sir are a metrosexual!

 

[BigMike86]

yes, i realized that this was a joke thread, but some people like to hide behind that context to express their true selves, Jeff and chippy. And yes, i will reiterate that many of my friends whom are gay are cooler than some stupid fucking neanderthals (Chip(ohh, i like that little man quip, pretty tough of you seeing as how you dont even have any idea what i look like pussy), jeff, etc, you get the point) who think all there is to life is getting drunk, eating wings and watching the game, and talking sports 24/7. funny thing, i hook up way more than they do...why? cause im not so fucking one-dimensional. Hey Ronin, you know, i have been a pretty avid reader of this board for quite some time and I had considered you to be pretty cool and intelligent. Then you go and post something like you did and make me feel so stupid for thinking that. See, so many ignorant individuals such as yourselves think that all gay people like to shop and are dainty and like flowers and shit. That couldnt be further from the truth. SUre, some are like that, but many are just like you and me. SHit, you are around many of them everyday, you probably just dont know it. Hell, some of them hate shopping. Well, i again realize that this is a joke thread but I just got a little incensed with Jeff's childish latent homophobia problems. Funny, Jeff actually defended his jokes but did not get into gay bashing, but then others who came to his rescue and defended his jokes as just jokes, also happened to start tossing around the words Faag, gay-lover, etc. Yeah, you guys dont have anything against them, right? I mean, his jokes always started with " a real man, vs. a faag..." yeah, a gay guy is not a real man. Hell, hes not even human, right? you know, this would be like me posting about 20 jokes about niggers, really dirty shit, and then going "gosh, its just a joke forum guys, I dont feel that way towards black people!" Hmmmm, yeah, i just happened to want to post a bunch of jokes about them. Whatever, oh yeah, Thick, if that is really how you feel about gay people, about rounding them up and all, well, I just hope you get yours one day man. thats all. either in this lifetime or the next. haha, would be hilariousl if you ran into a jacked-up gay guy and you were stupid enough to say that shit then(they get shitloads of aas and gh for free!), i would pay to see that. Hey, maybe thats why you guys juice, to try and feel more masculine to yourselves, to reassure yourselves you are not gay! hahaha, talk about some insecure, small minded people. Later bigots!

 

[Chip Bronson]

i don't think most of us bros would say anything derogatory towards a gay guy who happened to be in our immediate vicinity. and not because we're afraid but because we are, generally speaking, good people. the reason we're expressing ourselves like this is to plain fuck with you. and, ya see little man, it's working. we've got you all worked up. we've got you calling us names, wishing nasty shit to happen to us and all for what? because you can't take a joke? because you don't have the emotional maturity to distinguish between the truth and our goofing on (not with) you? if you spend some time on this board and read a little bit, you'd realize that thick, ronin, jeff and myself are pretty good guys who like to help out bros as well as have a good time by goofing around. we're fairly typical guys in that respect. but i suppose a highly exalted 'man' such as yourself wouldn't know about that. like i said before, settle down little man.

 

[CyniQ]

Wow BM. Organize a f*cking march why don't you? I'll bash you! queer! Fag! Homo! Polesmoker! Rumpranger! Buttpirate! Doo Doo Chaser! Hey this could be a thread all by itself.

What the hell is "fresier" anyway?

Wow Jeff, Sounds like you have a severe case of homophobia...Perhaps you have some problems with yourself. Jesus, I like "non-pc" jokes as much as the next guy, but you apparently seem very focused on gays...hmmm. Where you from? fucking Mississippi or some closed-minded state? Christ, grow the fuck up. And before you reply with some juvenile shit about how im gay, no, i am not, but i have some friends who are and many of them are cooler than my straight guy friends. I could give a shit what their sexual preference is. Hmmm, I guess you'll be voting for Bush, huh? Yeah, seperation of church and state my ass. Grow up dude.

 

[thick]

You almost made me cry. I do hate gays and gay lovers like yourself. I am not hiding about it. Gay jokes are funny. Faggots and gays arent. Go to that lil special state for the fag lovers and fags and die already. This country would be much better off. I am sure your estrogen filled ass dont see it that way. Oh well. If you dont like the thread than get the f'k off of it. You are the biggest joke on this thread

yes, i realized that this was a joke thread, but some people like to hide behind that context to express their true selves, Jeff and chippy. And yes, i will reiterate that many of my friends whom are gay are cooler than some stupid fucking neanderthals (Chip(ohh, i like that little man quip, pretty tough of you seeing as how you dont even have any idea what i look like pussy), jeff, etc, you get the point) who think all there is to life is getting drunk, eating wings and watching the game, and talking sports 24/7. funny thing, i hook up way more than they do...why? cause im not so fucking one-dimensional. Hey Ronin, you know, i have been a pretty avid reader of this board for quite some time and I had considered you to be pretty cool and intelligent. Then you go and post something like you did and make me feel so stupid for thinking that. See, so many ignorant individuals such as yourselves think that all gay people like to shop and are dainty and like flowers and shit. That couldnt be further from the truth. SUre, some are like that, but many are just like you and me. SHit, you are around many of them everyday, you probably just dont know it. Hell, some of them hate shopping. Well, i again realize that this is a joke thread but I just got a little incensed with Jeff's childish latent homophobia problems. Funny, Jeff actually defended his jokes but did not get into gay bashing, but then others who came to his rescue and defended his jokes as just jokes, also happened to start tossing around the words Faag, gay-lover, etc. Yeah, you guys dont have anything against them, right? I mean, his jokes always started with " a real man, vs. a faag..." yeah, a gay guy is not a real man. Hell, hes not even human, right? you know, this would be like me posting about 20 jokes about niggers, really dirty shit, and then going "gosh, its just a joke forum guys, I dont feel that way towards black people!" Hmmmm, yeah, i just happened to want to post a bunch of jokes about them. Whatever, oh yeah, Thick, if that is really how you feel about gay people, about rounding them up and all, well, I just hope you get yours one day man. thats all. either in this lifetime or the next. haha, would be hilariousl if you ran into a jacked-up gay guy and you were stupid enough to say that shit then(they get shitloads of aas and gh for free!), i would pay to see that. Hey, maybe thats why you guys juice, to try and feel more masculine to yourselves, to reassure yourselves you are not gay! hahaha, talk about some insecure, small minded people. Later bigots!

 

[Joker]

This dude is most definitely a homo himself. He claims that he is not gay but merely defending his gay "friends" (lovers). However, if we apply his logic, "but some people like to hide behind that context to express their true selves", we can see what is really going on here. I have to agree with thick's logic on this one. And throw in all the bisexuals too, because if you're sucking dick in any capacity, you're a homo plain and simple. And no 2 on 1's with another guy either. If I'm bangin with two other people, you can bet your gay ass there won't be any other dicks in the room. Silly faggot! Dicks are for chicks!

Joker

yes, i realized that this was a joke thread, , Jeff and chippy. And yes, i will reiterate that many of my friends whom are gay are cooler than some stupid fucking neanderthals (Chip(ohh, i like that little man quip, pretty tough of you seeing as how you dont even have any idea what i look like pussy), jeff, etc, you get the point) who think all there is to life is getting drunk, eating wings and watching the game, and talking sports 24/7. funny thing, i hook up way more than they do...why? cause im not so fucking one-dimensional. Hey Ronin, you know, i have been a pretty avid reader of this board for quite some time and I had considered you to be pretty cool and intelligent. Then you go and post something like you did and make me feel so stupid for thinking that. See, so many ignorant individuals such as yourselves think that all gay people like to shop and are dainty and like flowers and shit. That couldnt be further from the truth. SUre, some are like that, but many are just like you and me. SHit, you are around many of them everyday, you probably just dont know it. Hell, some of them hate shopping. Well, i again realize that this is a joke thread but I just got a little incensed with Jeff's childish latent homophobia problems. Funny, Jeff actually defended his jokes but did not get into gay bashing, but then others who came to his rescue and defended his jokes as just jokes, also happened to start tossing around the words Faag, gay-lover, etc. Yeah, you guys dont have anything against them, right? I mean, his jokes always started with " a real man, vs. a faag..." yeah, a gay guy is not a real man. Hell, hes not even human, right? you know, this would be like me posting about 20 jokes about niggers, really dirty shit, and then going "gosh, its just a joke forum guys, I dont feel that way towards black people!" Hmmmm, yeah, i just happened to want to post a bunch of jokes about them. Whatever, oh yeah, Thick, if that is really how you feel about gay people, about rounding them up and all, well, I just hope you get yours one day man. thats all. either in this lifetime or the next. haha, would be hilariousl if you ran into a jacked-up gay guy and you were stupid enough to say that shit then(they get shitloads of aas and gh for free!), i would pay to see that. Hey, maybe thats why you guys juice, to try and feel more masculine to yourselves, to reassure yourselves you are not gay! hahaha, talk about some insecure, small minded people. Later bigots!

 

[Chip Bronson]

Lmfao!!! :d