KingdomOfVar (source)

. Obviously there's more to this than lab tests. Help figure it out instead of getting hostile.

Are you a clown in disguise or just a retard?

You didn't even lab tested your var and you talk about there is more then labtested. You are surely not able to recognize left hand from right hand and we should believe you are able to give us real empirical evidence of how the var is working out?
Get the fuck out of here.
As I said again you are a fucking joke and I dont engage with ppl like you.

Do you want a pic of me so you can jerk off tonight while you cry me a fucking river for not being supportive of the idiot you are?

I don't give a fuck about anyone opinions for what it matters if it's not associated by hard fact. We don't care here about stuff is great because I say so or stuff is shit because I say so.

You got a lab test? Nope.

Come back when you get one.
 
Exactly. I ran 50mg of golden's var half a year ago which was actually underdosed but it gave me insane pumps just holding the phone. I remember not even being able to jerk off due to forearm cramps. I haven't experienced anything like that on 100mg of KOV's var and it's supposed to be overdosed. Not sure what could be the reason. The tabs seem to have a slippery coating and are very hard. Maybe they just go through me without getting absorbed?

Has anyone got the typical var pumps from KOV's var?

KOV's reaction to my review is disappointing too. Immediately calling me a liar and his pocket bitch Sampei jumping on my back the same way. I wasn't aware you could only leave positive reviews. I've been nothing but respectful with him and even said positive things about the packaging when I got the stuff. Obviously there's more to this than lab tests. Help figure it out instead of getting hostile

Water test.
Glass of water and one tablet. Around 30 seconds and tablet is gone.
 
Are you a clown in disguise or just a retard?

You didn't even lab tested your var and you talk about there is more then labtested. You are surely not able to recognize left hand from right hand and we should believe you are able to give us real empirical evidence of how the var is working out?
Get the fuck out of here.
As I said again you are a fucking joke and I dont engage with ppl like you.

Do you want a pic of me so you can jerk off tonight while you cry me a fucking river for not being supportive of the idiot you are?

I don't give a fuck about anyone opinions for what it matters if it's not associated by hard fact. We don't care here about stuff is great because I say so or stuff is shit because I say so.

You got a lab test? Nope.

Come back when you get one.
That's what I thought. Point proven. Now fuck off small man and don't quote me again.
 
Are you a clown in disguise or just a retard?

You didn't even lab tested your var and you talk about there is more then labtested. You are surely not able to recognize left hand from right hand and we should believe you are able to give us real empirical evidence of how the var is working out?
Get the fuck out of here.
As I said again you are a fucking joke and I dont engage with ppl like you.

Do you want a pic of me so you can jerk off tonight while you cry me a fucking river for not being supportive of the idiot you are?

I don't give a fuck about anyone opinions for what it matters if it's not associated by hard fact. We don't care here about stuff is great because I say so or stuff is shit because I say so.

You got a lab test? Nope.

Come back when you get one.
Can you explain how he's getting no sides from 100mg of var? Lab test or not that dose should have your whole body locking up. Then there is people claiming they don't feel the dick pills either and that doesn't require a labtest to figure out.
 
Can you explain how he's getting no sides from 100mg of var? Lab test or not that dose should have your whole body locking up. Then there is people claiming they don't feel the dick pills either and that doesn't require a labtest to figure out.
I should make it clear that I'm not providing a review of KOV as I haven't used their product, but this is retarded. I've used 100mg of Var per day. Why do you expect that his whole body should be locking up? All I learned from using 100mg+ is that there are diminishing returns. I don't get particularly high side effects from Var apart from lipids being trashed.

I'll say again what I said a page or two back. People are REALLY bad at controlling for variables and managing expectations. I can go get the same var a top pro is running and use 100mg/day of it. My body won't lock up nor will it look like that of the top pro. Doesn't mean I received bad gear...

The whole reason for relying on HPLC results is because they are far more objective than 'feelz tests'. The very fact that you mention dick pills not working and not requiring a lab test to verify that shows how ignorant you are being. PDE5 inhibitors will outright not work for some people if their E2 is not in the right range, because it's sometimes not a bloodflow problem, it's often a libido problem.
 
Can you explain how he's getting no sides from 100mg of var? Lab test or not that dose should have your whole body locking up. Then there is people claiming they don't feel the dick pills either and that doesn't require a labtest to figure out.
What should I trust more? The feelings of an anonymous handle on a steroid forum or a labtest?

Are you serious?
 
I should make it clear that I'm not providing a review of KOV as I haven't used their product, but this is retarded. I've used 100mg of Var per day. Why do you expect that his whole body should be locking up? All I learned from using 100mg+ is that there are diminishing returns. I don't get particularly high side effects from Var apart from lipids being trashed.

I'll say again what I said a page or two back. People are REALLY bad at controlling for variables and managing expectations. I can go get the same var a top pro is running and use 100mg/day of it. My body won't lock up nor will it look like that of the top pro. Doesn't mean I received bad gear...

The whole reason for relying on HPLC results is because they are far more objective than 'feelz tests'. The very fact that you mention dick pills not working and not requiring a lab test to verify that shows how ignorant you are being. PDE5 inhibitors will outright not work for some people if their E2 is not in the right range, because it's sometimes not a bloodflow problem, it's often a libido problem.
Don't lose your time trying to educate these ignorants fuck.

Well said btw
 
Not to ring the alarm so to say, but I ordered from KOV Monday, paid same day. I hadn't heard anything from the courier like my previous order. I emailed KOV, and was assured that the courier would receive my package Wednesday. Previously, the courier emailed me upon receipt of my package with tracking, etc. Nothing yet, so I emailed KOV again explaining that. Now, we know with orders or questions the longest wait for a reply is about 30 minutes. I haven't heard a peep since I sent it at 10:45 AM. Really hoping for the best here, only posting this because I would want to know if someone was having an issue before I made an order from a source. Take it how you like, just my experience this time. Really hoping to post a good ending also.
 
Honestly bro I’ve ordered about 5 times with large orders and 4 out of the 5 were faster than any domestic order I’ve had. Last one he was on vacation with the wife but had no worries. Once he replies it’s only a matter of days before it’s in your hands. Amazing speed for being international. Don’t sweat it
 
Honestly bro I’ve ordered about 5 times with large orders and 4 out of the 5 were faster than any domestic order I’ve had. Last one he was on vacation with the wife but had no worries. Once he replies it’s only a matter of days before it’s in your hands. Amazing speed for being international. Don’t sweat it
Yeah, same here with speed, last time I had it in 3 days from initial email to reception. The part that's got me is no reply to my email from Friday morning, seems off or whatever.
 
Yeah, same here with speed, last time I had it in 3 days from initial email to reception. The part that's got me is no reply to my email from Friday morning, seems off or whatever.
I have spoke to him on Friday morning. He is probably busy. Don't sweat it for now.

I have an order to be shipped soon with courier. Let's see how it goes.

I hope for everyone involved that everything is fine.

But we need to give him a bit of time before getting worried :)


Clean house and wait, worse case scenario is a controlled delivery, middle shit scenario is he ran with our money (I doubt very much, he is a lot more convenient to keep shipping stuff instead of scamming for few hundred euros), best scenario he is just away from the weekend and a bit busy and will get back at you soon.
 
I have spoke to him on Friday morning. He is probably busy. Don't sweat it for now.

I have an order to be shipped soon with courier. Let's see how it goes.

I hope for everyone involved that everything is fine.

But we need to give him a bit of time before getting worried :)


Clean house and wait, worse case scenario is a controlled delivery, middle shit scenario is he ran with our money (I doubt very much, he is a lot more convenient to keep shipping stuff instead of scamming for few hundred euros), best scenario he is just away from the weekend and a bit busy and will get back at you soon.

No drama please, this delay was explained to customer in email.
 
It is going to be delivered as I understand. I did jump the gun a bit, but honestly knowing nothing is just as bad as knowing you're getting fucked. Again, nobody is getting fucked, I jumped the gun expecting the worst. It's a tough game to play, pretty sure we all know that.
 
I should make it clear that I'm not providing a review of KOV as I haven't used their product, but this is retarded. I've used 100mg of Var per day. Why do you expect that his whole body should be locking up? All I learned from using 100mg+ is that there are diminishing returns. I don't get particularly high side effects from Var apart from lipids being trashed.

I'll say again what I said a page or two back. People are REALLY bad at controlling for variables and managing expectations. I can go get the same var a top pro is running and use 100mg/day of it. My body won't lock up nor will it look like that of the top pro. Doesn't mean I received bad gear...

The whole reason for relying on HPLC results is because they are far more objective than 'feelz tests'. The very fact that you mention dick pills not working and not requiring a lab test to verify that shows how ignorant you are being. PDE5 inhibitors will outright not work for some people if their E2 is not in the right range, because it's sometimes not a bloodflow problem, it's often a libido problem.
I've used 100mg and 50mg of var before and I got insane pumps. I've been doing this for a decade. There are no other factors at play. I'm very in tune with my body and feel most substances. Got nothing like that from 100mg of KOV's var. Anyway I will see my lipids in a few days and can compare them.

And let's not forget everything is possible. Janox has a long history of fucking people over and faking tests. Type his name into google. Some moron here called it empirical data or something? Let me laugh in your face lol.

I asked if anyone has had a positive experience with his var and not a single person answered.

As for Cialis and Viagra it's very easy to tell if it's working. Sides hit me fast. Even if it doesn't make your tiny dick hard there is a million other ways to tell and feel it.
 
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I've used 100mg and 50mg of var before and I got insane pumps. I've been doing this for a decade. There are no other factors at play. I'm very in tune with my body and feel most substances. Got nothing like that from 100mg of KOV's var. Anyway I will see my lipids in a few days and can compare them.

And let's not forget everything is possible. Janox has a long history of fucking people over and faking tests. Type his name into google. Some moron here called it empirical data or something? Let me laugh in your face lol.
You're encouraged to detail the long history with citations along the way. Why not just submit a sample to Lab4Tox and to Janoshik and compare results? Doesn't KOV cover testing?
 
Ok, everything is good! Unbelievably, picked up by courier service yesterday, and arrived today! 2 days! Trust is earned, and KOV has absolutely earned mine, 1st order 3 days, 2nd 2 days door to door? I've had packs sit in customs longer than that, like 1 day with KOV equals 1 week with other sources from Europe, also, I apologize for ringing a false alarm, won't happen again with KOV.
 
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