Lawyer Joke

[Dowstrategy]

What do have when you have 10 lawyers buried up their neck in sand?

A. Not enough sand
B A very good start

 

[thick]

hey now we have a couple lawyers on here lol.
Good joke though. Lawyers are needed but I hate those that take the retarded cases and that school that makes its students think up a lawsuit every year. Yeah lets sue winchester for that fucking thug shooting someone. Ok better quit

 

[Meat Train]

What's worse than a cold toilet seat? A warm toilet seat. There's only one way short of magic it could have gotten warm. At first, you're almost thankful it's warm, then you get to thinking... this is the result of another person's ass-warmth.

 

[THL]

What's the differance between a lawyer and a catfish?



One is a scum sucking bottom feeder,,,,,,and the other is a fish.

 

[pumppumppuk]

What's the differance between a lawyer and a catfish?



One is a scum sucking bottom feeder,,,,,,and the other is a fish.

lmao

 

[borderbound]

medical research is now being done on lawyers instead of rats
lawyers are more plentiful and the researchers and there assistance dont grow attached to them like they did to the cute rats

 

[cinnabar8521]

I went to the court house here in michigan this past winter, and it was so cold that the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.

 

[thick]

lol it is all in fun esquire

Yeah, I hate those Fu&^% lawyers. Always wanting money, think their shit dont stink. They want.................wait, what do I know about lawyers.