Lost a Booty Call Tonight (MD)

[MD28]

So Im back in my hometown after 3 months of hell so decide to call an old "booty buddy." Very sexy girl and we actually got along, but decided to keep it strictly sex, hey sometimes this works. Anyway, I call her and she says she is out with her boyfriend getting drinks, (what, is this supposed to make me jealous?)... So I simply tell her to come on by after she hangs out with him. She acted weird like Im supposed to be jealous..... Moral of this story.... Nailing 19 yr old brittney spears-look alikes is fun..... but its time to hang them up.


MD

 

[maxx]

So Im back in my hometown after 3 months of hell so decide to call an old "booty buddy." Very sexy girl and we actually got along, but decided to keep it strictly sex, hey sometimes this works. Anyway, I call her and she says she is out with her boyfriend getting drinks, (what, is this supposed to make me jealous?)... So I simply tell her to come on by after she hangs out with him. She acted weird like Im supposed to be jealous..... Moral of this story.... Nailing 19 yr old brittney spears-look alikes is fun..... but its time to hang them up.


MD

does she know about your thoughts about the rock's ass? that may run brittany off.but glad to hear you like chicks.

maxx

 

[Mark Kerr]

So Im back in my hometown after 3 months of hell so decide to call an old "booty buddy." Very sexy girl and we actually got along, but decided to keep it strictly sex, hey sometimes this works. Anyway, I call her and she says she is out with her boyfriend getting drinks, (what, is this supposed to make me jealous?)... So I simply tell her to come on by after she hangs out with him. She acted weird like Im supposed to be jealous..... Moral of this story.... Nailing 19 yr old brittney spears-look alikes is fun..... but its time to hang them up.


MD

Actually, there is a greater lesson to be learned...

Dont believe everything people write on the internet!

 

[MD28]

Actually an even greater thing to be learned.... some on this board actually run quality pussy.


MD

 

[MD28]

ROCKS ASS......LMAO.

md

 

[mking]

Keep on it. That is some funny shit.

 

[big louie]

Actually an even greater thing to be learned.... some on this board actually run quality pussy.


MD

if its the old MD then i believe it hes a pretty cool cat..

 

[Chip Bronson]

real cheesy to ask her to come over after she's done with her date. shows that your a little full of yourself... and that you're a nasty dude, one who likes to sludge his dick in some other dude's sloppy second hours-old man goo...

of course, i realize that this is just a story written for our amusement...

 

[ramboj70]

real cheesy to ask her to come over after she's done with her date. shows that your a little full of yourself... and that you're a nasty dude, one who likes to sludge his dick in some other dude's sloppy second hours-old man goo...

of course, i realize that this is just a story written for our amusement...

what if her date already nailed her, do you want her to still come over, woulf you like sloopy seconds, LOL

 

[Bob Smith]

Maybe he doesnt want to slip it in her. Maybe he only wants to go down on her.

 

[dolfe1]

what if her date already nailed her, do you want her to still come over, woulf you like sloopy seconds, LOL

Hey Rambo would you rather have leftovers on a hot ckick or first come on an abadigital chick?

 

[Hogg]

Actually an even greater thing to be learned.... some on this board actually run quality pussy.


MD

That was a hall of fame post right there.

 

[Hogg]

if its the old MD then i believe it hes a pretty cool cat..

It is.....ask him to tell some stories about Rick's Cabaret to verify his identity.

 

[Chip Bronson]

if its the old MD then i believe it hes a pretty cool cat..

even if he does streak his hair with blonde hi-lites... lol...

 

[thick]

mary david 280 really pulls some beauties. Just last night he bragged to me about the 140 pound half his weight named heidi heiffer. She was supposedly a real hotty and stopped by after being tended by her boyfriend "Bull". Oh what a night Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Ronin_]

mary david 280 really pulls some beauties. Just last night he bragged to me about the 140 pound half his weight named heidi heiffer. She was supposedly a real hotty and stopped by after being tended by her boyfriend "Bull". Oh what a night Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

BWhahahaha!

I agree with Bob - he was after a long night of felching

 

[MD28]

Well she "came" by anyway...... and yes she tasted a little stranger than usual. Chalk it up to extra protein. Her man needs to eat more olives or drink pineapple juice in my honest opinion.


MD

 

[Chip Bronson]

Well she "came" by anyway...... and yes she tasted a little stranger than usual. Chalk it up to extra protein. Her man needs to eat more olives or drink pineapple juice in my honest opinion.


MD

too much information ya sick fucker md....

 

[MD28]

too much information ya sick fucker md....

And no more highlights here. They are kinda gay.


MD

 

[Chip Bronson]

And no more highlights here. They are kinda gay.


MD

you remembered i said that? damn that was ages ago... lol... good move bro. and i'll bet you just about doubled the amount of tang you're pulling in as a result, eh?....