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Star Wars = Good
Shit... you spoiled it for the rest of us. You should offer spoiler alerts.

I can only hope they didn't completely fuck it like they did with Jurassic World. If you like the previous 3, be prepared to be disappointed with the level of stupidity they threw into this toilet of a sequel. Hybrid raptor the size of a Rex with color changing genetics to hide. Gimme a fucking break... It plays no part in the sequence as the previous 3 were based somewhat on true research. This one they just said, "Fuck it. Make shit up to entertain the 8 year olds. I'm tired of writing this shit."
 
Shit... you spoiled it for the rest of us. You should offer spoiler alerts.

I can only hope they didn't completely fuck it like they did with Jurassic World. If you like the previous 3, be prepared to be disappointed with the level of stupidity they threw into this toilet of a sequel. Hybrid raptor the size of a Rex with color changing genetics to hide. Gimme a fucking break... It plays no part in the sequence as the previous 3 were based somewhat on true research. This one they just said, "Fuck it. Make shit up to entertain the 8 year olds. I'm tired of writing this shit."

Ill say this, it was kind of the same but opposite here. They put a lot of stuff in that seemed to be just to entertain the older crowd. It was a little corny, but all in good fun. In the end it all fit.

Plus the movie was pretty funny. And good funny, not jar jar funny
 
Saw Concussion last night. Pretty good. Not great. I wouldnt pay for it. Moves slow, but the story is good. If youre into football you may like it. If youre really really into football youll probably like it.
 
Saw the interview on Conan O'Brien with Harrison Ford and the director. Conan asked the director in a previous interview if he would put the saying "Jub Jub" in star wars. Apparently he did...haha
 
I forgot. Saw the hateful eight earlier this week.

Its pretty good. Kinda reservoir dog-ish.

If you like Tarentino you will love it.

Also I swear that he makes all his movies as an excuse to say the N word. I think he said it when he was a kid around the wrong person, got his ass whooped, and made it a life goal to find a way to use it.

But I'll give it 7.2 out of 10
 
Seen most of Spectre...its ok.

Sicario is alright...if you're bored.

LA Slasher...what a disappointment. :(


I forgot. Saw the hateful eight earlier this week.

Its pretty good. Kinda reservoir dog-ish.

If you like Tarentino you will love it.

Also I swear that he makes all his movies as an excuse to say the N word. I think he said it when he was a kid around the wrong person, got his ass whooped, and made it a life goal to find a way to use it.

But I'll give it 7.2 out of 10

Long movie almost 3hrs. Typically Tarentino movie....tons of dialogue.

Saw Concussion last night. Pretty good. Not great. I wouldnt pay for it. Moves slow, but the story is good. If youre into football you may like it. If youre really really into football youll probably like it.

We must go to the same website. ;)
 
I forgot. Saw the hateful eight earlier this week.

Its pretty good. Kinda reservoir dog-ish.

If you like Tarentino you will love it.

Also I swear that he makes all his movies as an excuse to say the N word. I think he said it when he was a kid around the wrong person, got his ass whooped, and made it a life goal to find a way to use it.

But I'll give it 7.2 out of 10
Did you see a sign that said Dead nigger storage on it? Because storing dead niggers aint my thing!!?! Lol
 
Seen most of Spectre...its ok.

Sicario is alright...if you're bored.

LA Slasher...what a disappointment. :(




Long movie almost 3hrs. Typically Tarentino movie....tons of dialogue.



We must go to the same website. ;)

You dont remember? You told me about the website brotha. Thanks! :)
 
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