TRT
Member
I saw a really old thread on this but figured there were better stories out there and plenty of new members.
Let's here some good ones fellas.
Let's here some good ones fellas.
MESO-Rx
Anabolic Steroids
Most embarrassing moment to date
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CherryChillin
Banned
I started yelling at some guy at my gym the other week cause he keeps staring at me.
I was on tren and good Anavar, very pissed off.
I took my headphones out and started yelling at him, start the fuck are you looking at, are you fucking gay, you fucking stare at me every time I see you here. Stop fucking looking at me.
He said I've never seen you here before, I said bull shit, every time I see you here you're staring at me you fucking idiot
I was on tren and good Anavar, very pissed off.
I took my headphones out and started yelling at him, start the fuck are you looking at, are you fucking gay, you fucking stare at me every time I see you here. Stop fucking looking at me.
He said I've never seen you here before, I said bull shit, every time I see you here you're staring at me you fucking idiot
TRT
Member
I was rafting on a calm river with a bunch of girls, one of them being a girl I was trying to hookup with. The night before we were drinking so my stomach wasn't so nice. Had a big breakfast of a variety of fatty things.
So, halfway down the river my stomach starts gurgling. Damn I got gas. After letting out a few farts I realized I was shitting my pants.
Girls saw the diarrhea and I tried to play it off but not was no use. I'll never forget it. Another reason I don't drink.
So, halfway down the river my stomach starts gurgling. Damn I got gas. After letting out a few farts I realized I was shitting my pants.
Girls saw the diarrhea and I tried to play it off but not was no use. I'll never forget it. Another reason I don't drink.
insaiyan93
New Member
One a waiter told me to enjoy my meal and i said "thanks, you too" dios mio..
CherryChillin
Banned
Congruency my friend.
The first thing I do when trying to start a new relationship.
1. Whip my dick out and start playing with myself the first night in front of them. Break em in quick.
2. Fart in front of them and start laughing.
canadian mutant
Member
Lol every single day at the gym bro.
Girl at the front " Have a good workout! "
"You too!
"
TRT
Member
I do this all the time. I turn around and point it out so we can laugh about it and it's not so bad.Lol every single day at the gym bro.
Girl at the front " Have a good workout! "
"You too!
Laughter is the best medicine for those little disasters that happen at the wrong time.
TRT
Member
My buddy is good at pointing out the elephant in the room. Makes people laugh very easily.
Sk8man101
Member
When I was in first grade I peed my pants in class.
TRT
Member
I think we all did that. I liked to do it during nap time. Lol
Jak3d
Member
I went to take shit in a public toilet at the mall. I lined the seat with toilet paper but when I was done some of it got stuck so I was walking around with toilet paper hanging down from my pants at the mall.... Didn't notice till I got home 
Meeting a chick for a first date I met online and her standing me up. When asked she said she came to the resteraunt saw me and decide I wasn't g2g. Banging a chick who was extremely verbal and her mom walked in and yelled quit faking it!
TRT
Member
Both are fucked up. What did you do when the mom walked in and said that?
Told the current chick if she laughed she would be pumped with cum and I'll go to Mexico.she told me they were genuine moans but if her mom can call it well I guess I'll take it as it is and move on to girls who are smaller so my micro penis can please them
GianT_SlayeR
New Member
In middle school gym we would do fitness tests. I decided to actually give an effort and try to get as many crunches as I could. I got right up to that pain barrier and farted so hard the doors slammed. Lmao not really but very loud. Idk who's face was more red, mine or everyone else laughing.
In high school I was in algebra II and during lecture I had fell asleep and probably 30-45 minutes after I actually passed out I let out a fart are such magnitude it woke me up... problem was I didn't know I farted so when my head popped off the desk I just remember the entire classroom was starring at me.
GianT_SlayeR
New Member
@PuddlePiratePunk hahahaha! I used to always fall asleep in class and get the feeling like I was falling, ya know? So Id jolt up and end up kicking or hitting something
Leancuisine
New Member
So the other day I saw my friend working out at the gym. She was wearing a baggy t shirt, yoga pants, and a baseball hat like she usually does when she works out. She was doing seated rows so I came and sat behind her and started fucking with her. We have known each other for over a year and are pretty good friends so we do shit like that.
When she didn't react to it I started fucking with her even more, then she turned around and looked at me.... turns out it was the girlfriend to the owner of the gym
In my defense they are both fit, blonde, white chicks.
When she didn't react to it I started fucking with her even more, then she turned around and looked at me.... turns out it was the girlfriend to the owner of the gym
In my defense they are both fit, blonde, white chicks.
I'm white right... so one day was walking through a docks sporting goods and saw my friend, yelled wassup my nigga! He turned around so quick and replied who the fuck are you! Wasn't who I thought it wasSo the other day I saw my friend working out at the gym. She was wearing a baggy t shirt, yoga pants, and a baseball hat like she usually does when she works out. She was doing seated rows so I came and sat behind her and started fucking with her. We have known each other for over a year and are pretty good friends so we do shit like that.
When she didn't react to it I started fucking with her even more, then she turned around and looked at me.... turns out it was the girlfriend to the owner of the gym
In my defense they are both fit, blonde, white chicks.
