legendary
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When I couldn't bust with 4 fat bitches over 250lb ea
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Most embarrassing moment to date
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GianT_SlayeR
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So the other day I saw my friend working out at the gym. She was wearing a baggy t shirt, yoga pants, and a baseball hat like she usually does when she works out. She was doing seated rows so I came and sat behind her and started fucking with her. We have known each other for over a year and are pretty good friends so we do shit like that.
When she didn't react to it I started fucking with her even more, then she turned around and looked at me.... turns out it was the girlfriend to the owner of the gym
In my defense they are both fit, blonde, white chicks.
that's the WORSSTTT
FNS40
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When I was deployed the first time, I was in charge of the embtir (radio) on dismounted patrols. Our Battallion Commander and Platoon Leader went out on patrol with our squad. For whatever reason, I decided to load the partially charged battery, and left the fully charged spare battery at the COB. We get about 3/half klicks out and I realized the embitr was dead. Because of my stupidity, we had to cancel the patrol/mission and hump back. There's two totally embarrassing aspects of this: because we lost communication for such an extended time period, our Company HQ had to notify BN & Brigade that our patrol (including the BN commander) was missing. So, our ENTIRE company, as well as battle space, who were out on mission had to cancel their mission and come find us. To add more salt to the wound, I literally got promoted to corporal two days before this. We get back to the cob, and I got eaten alive by my Commander & and Platoon leader. After they chewed me up and spit me out, my Platoon SGT, Squad Leader, and all the Team Leaders (E-5's) in my squad took turns smoking the living shit out of me, while I was in full battle rattle. Fortunately they didn't reduce me back to Specialist, and that was the only punishment.
Thinkbig
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So I'm a long time lurker and feel comfortable. I'll start with the usual. I shart about 4 times a year, most recently was on a trip home from Vegas with the lady. I had eaten like shit this trip and was taking 100mcg of t3 a day trying to easy the damage from th calories. We pull over on the side of the road and I take a piss and fart. A legit turd nugget comes out..... I stand there unsure of what to do. I ask my lady for the baby whipes in the car, she starts laughing so hard she cries..
Next just happened tonight. I go to this massage place by my gym from time to time. I get the body massage and I am fully nude they use a little towel to cover your peen. Anyways tonight the lady who is her mid 40s gets me hard and puts oil on my hand and puts it next to my dick and smiles and gives me a nod. Anyways, I beat it and cum and that was that. So yeah. That just happened.
MisterSuperGod
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You should have put the oil in her hand and told her you want your money's worth!
Damn right! I would have not left no tip for her!
Whiskey-wolf
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Farted while getting an MRI, sounded like a giant horn.
PIZZABOY
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I fell asleep in class once, woke up, lights were off, everyone was gone.
Sometimes when listening to the radio and Brittany spears comes on I'll sing it. I have no AC on my truck and always have windows down so red lights become awkward
FNS40
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Its messed up that nobody woke you
TRT
Member
I'm sure that was hole point.
PIZZABOY
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At least nobody seen the pile of drool. I heard I snored. Wives have said the same thing. I don't believe them. I have never heard it. Except on what I suspect was a doctored recording.
thebrofessor
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Did the same thing when I was probably 15 in high school.... used to love those xans lol. Didn't always make the best choices back then
