MR. OPTIMISTIC

Jerkthamerk

New Member
So I've spent a whole day on research, or like at least 20 hours, and I'm totally committed now. I'm ready for my first cycle of AAS. I'm putting my order in at buy-steroids-online-ridiculously-cheap.com

I'll be turning 16 next year and I've just gotten as far as I naturally can. Im 5'8" and 123lbs and been hitting the gym hard for several, several weeks. I don't have a set diet but I know I need a lot of protein so I bought peanut butter everything.... Peanut butter pop tarts, peanut butter crunch, etc.

My gear is as follows:

WEEK CMPD DOSE
1-14 Tren ace 900mg e/w
1-5 Anavar 15 mg e/d (jump start)
1-10 Hgh Shit ton e/w

1-18 NolvA 25 mg e/d

I was going to get an AI but my friends dad who lifts has a ton of nolvadex in a dusty box in his closet so I'll just take those to save $$$$. Also I won't really have to run PCT because I will just stay in the nolva after the cycle for a few weeks. Perfect.

Before everyone here starts jumping my case, I've done the reading, I know my shit! I welcome and feedback or even criticism as long as it's what I already know or have said. Also I plan to listen to everyone's advice in here but will probably not listen to any of it. I respect the time and effort you have put into this forum, but I'm just going to do what I already knew I was going to.

Lastly I have not yet placed my order just yet so if you guys know of a better source could you give me the site and E-mail and phone number and social security number of the administrator of said source? Thanks I'd reallllly appreciate it.
 
You're 16 and "have gone as far naturally" as you can huh? Wow. You don't have a fucking clue. Have a nice time getting it up the rest of your life. You barely got hair on your nuts and you think you're ready for aas?
 
You're 16 and "have gone as far naturally" as you can huh? Wow. You don't have a fucking clue. Have a nice time getting it up the rest of your life. You barely got hair on your nuts and you think you're ready for aas?

It was a joke guy. I'm newer here and thought it would be funny to make an obviously (or so I thought) fake intro because this type of stuff is on here all the time. It cracks me up when I see it over and over. Guess it flew a little over your dome?


Hgh- a shit ton.... Really?
 
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It was a joke guy. I'm newer here and thought it would be funny to make an obviously (or so I thought) fake intro because this type of stuff is on here all the time. It cracks me up when I see it over and over. Guess it flew a little over your dome?


Hgh- a shit ton.... Really?
Well, maybe if we hadn't all seen this same scenario played out over and over again with kids that find their way in here then 3 months later start a thread called "PLEASE HELP!"
I stopped reading after the I'm 16 part. So yeah, I guess I'm just stupid I didn't get your humor. Because I know you so well and all
 
Well, maybe if we hadn't all seen this same scenario played out over and over again with kids that find their way in here then 3 months later start a thread called "PLEASE HELP!"
I stopped reading after the I'm 16 part. So yeah, I guess I'm just stupid I didn't get your humor. Because I know you so well and all


Yeah, your right. I was way outtA line expecting you to get "that" kind of humor. I'll watch it from now on. Sorry.
 
Also I plan to listen to everyone's advice in here but will probably not listen to any of it. I respect the time and effort you have put into this forum, but I'm just going to do what I already knew I was going to.

That's exactly what you need to do!
 
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