My body every time I workout:

[DoubleDeez]

All women use tinder they are just not stuck on it permanently unable to get laid for years like men.

No, not all women. There are some gems out there who aren’t into hookup culture, they’re the ones worth settling down with. But you’re no prize, so you can’t bag a woman like that. Happy swiping, dude.

 

[Slowww]

No, not all women. There are some gems out there who aren’t into hookup culture, they’re the ones worth settling down with. But you’re no prize, so you can’t bag a woman like that. Happy swiping, dude.

It’s not even close to all women are like that but no normal woman with any semblance of actual values, self worth & self respect that wants a family and a marriage is going to consider a man-child incel as a suitable spouse. Especially if he’s DYEL

 

[Kralteramon]

i stopped paying attention after he went cringe.

muscle wont change your face. after i became abnormally large from steroids i've lost attention because im scaring women away.

but i dont care because i have big muscle hehe.

find something to distract yourself with like me, you shouldn't have time in life to get depressed like this.

if you truly wake up one day and are disgusted by yourself being fat you will lose that fat so fast

same applies to wanting to build muscle, getting women etc. everything in this life is trivial, and you truly dont want it enough if you cant achieve it. because you'll either die or do everything to achieve it without complaint

some people can't even get food in this world and you're complaining because you're a bitch? you have all the ressources in the world that you could need. you simply dont want it enough and are projecting your weakness to way too much people here.

we are disgusted by you. fix yourself

Din got banned? What happened?

 

[sionnach]

Din got banned? What happened?

I was wondering that too.

 

[Bandern]

Why would I want used up whores for a relationship. Females in their 30s are only good for pump and dump. It’s over for me ever having a relationship, that’s only for guys with good genetics who had everything going for them from the start.

Bro is in his 30’s talking like this lmaoo does your ideal woman take the bus to school??

Maybe if you put your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard you can turn that clam strip between your legs into something that resembles balls. Until then you’re cooked dawg

 

[Kralteramon]

Bro is in his 30’s talking like this lmaoo does your ideal woman take the bus to school??

Maybe if you put your thumb in your mouth and blow really hard you can turn that clam strip between your legs into something that resembles balls. Until then you’re cooked dawg

Omg brutal

 

[verylargeshoes]

It’s not even close to all women are like that but no normal woman with any semblance of actual values, self worth & self respect that wants a family and a marriage is going to consider a man-child incel as a suitable spouse. Especially if he’s DYEL

As a parent of teenage boys, I wonder how phenomenally I’d have to screw up to produce such an utter vacuum of human qualities. I’d probably have to make it my full time job, nights and weekends too.

brb going to hug and/or slap some sense into my kids, just in case

 

[DoubleDeez]

As a parent of teenage boys, I wonder how phenomenally I’d have to screw up to produce such an utter vacuum of human qualities. I’d probably have to make it my full time job, nights and weekends too.

brb going to hug and/or slap some sense into my kids, just in case

Also a parent of teenaged boys and I am so glad they were/are properly loved. I’m not sending pathetic dorks with mommy issues out into the world.

 

[verylargeshoes]

Bro is in his 30’s talking like this lmaoo does your ideal woman take the bus to school??

I like to imagine Bandern pasting up the profile pics of everybody he’s destroyed on his wall, like a World War I ace pilot, or a serial killer.

For real, though. Nobody’s used up by 30. I married my wife in her early 30’s and she’s got a lot of good miles left in her still. Most people are just starting to really figure it out by then. I don’t think there’s anything this guy doesn’t have by the wrong end of the stick.

 

[sionnach]

Nobody’s used up by 30. I married my wife in her early 30’s and she’s got a lot of good miles left in her still.

Hehe, classic VLS...
"Dick mileage? Shit, my wife's a Toyota! She'll run forever."

 

[Slowww]

Hehe, classic VLS...
"Dick mileage? Shit, my wife's a Toyota! She'll run forever."

My wife like is just like my Toyota 4x4 too, big, reliable and asian. I put some mileage on her but that odometer dont mean shit on one of them

 

[sionnach]

This is now a Meso humor thread. We're salvaging this trainwreck for good.

 

[DoubleDeez]

What did one saggy boob say to the other boob?

 

[DoubleDeez]

What did one saggy boob say to the other boob?

We better get some support before we start to look like we’re nuts!

 

[Bandern]

We better get some support before we start to look like we’re nuts!

Goddammit

 

[Ateam2023]

@DoubleDeez that was good,, legit had me lmao! ,

 

[DoubleDeez]

@DoubleDeez that was good,, legit had me lmao! ,

I stole it from @Bandern lol. He told that joke to me and my kids no less than 5 times in the last week. I think I need to unplug him and plug him back in.

 

[verylargeshoes]

I stole it from @Bandern lol. He told that joke to me and my kids no less than 5 times in the last week. I think I need to unplug him and plug him back in.

Careful...if you don't count to 10 before you plug him back in, he's just gonna get worse.

 

[knucklesamich]

That sounds pretty solid, when I went from Ronnie Coleman style training to Dorian style training with more rest days I blew up

Yep, Dorian was an advocate of HIT. He was really into 3 sets at first, but thought he'd give Mentzer's technique a try, there is even a short video of him saying he never grew so quickly with the 1 set technique. I love this kind of system, on cycle I am stronger and can lift more every single time I go to the gym. Hell even on TRT I get results.

A lot folks don't want to try it, because we love being in the gym. It's hard to turn away from "more is better." I just want results

 

[sionnach]

More is better

Yoooooo...what if you tried the 1 set technique...but with more sets?