my favorite older women

I still have a crush on Courtney Cox and she has gotta be pushing mid40's.

10,000 miles to Graceland.....terrible terrible terrible terrible movie but man I would have pounded her all night long in that movie.

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs
 
I am with you on the older broads Joe. You know exactly what is gonna happen. No coffee for me, just your pussy. Dont listen to what chip has to say, he is a hater. He hates fat girls, old girls, seems like any girls... You have three kinds of women, fat - old - young...and he doenst want anything to do with 2/3 of them.. I say thanks, that leave more pussy for me... I know when I walk into a bar the odds are better for me then they are him.

Show some love Chip!
 
dumbbellpress said:
I still have a crush on Courtney Cox and she has gotta be pushing mid40's.

10,000 miles to Graceland.....terrible terrible terrible terrible movie but man I would have pounded her all night long in that movie.

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs

DBP, yeah Courteney is beautiful. She's either 36 or 37, can't remember which. And let us not forget the Jamie Lee Curtis dance in True Lies. Hot hot hot.

KB
 
shaboz said:
I am with you on the older broads Joe. You know exactly what is gonna happen. No coffee for me, just your pussy. Dont listen to what chip has to say, he is a hater. He hates fat girls, old girls, seems like any girls... You have three kinds of women, fat - old - young...and he doenst want anything to do with 2/3 of them.. I say thanks, that leave more pussy for me... I know when I walk into a bar the odds are better for me then they are him.

Show some love Chip!

lol that's funny shit shaboz. you just may have better odds, i'll give you that. but i was never about just putting up stats bro. i was always about quality over quantity. and i never really had any problems when was into the bar scene, but, again, i live in nyc. plus the mind is a strange thing. it collects and stores all your experiences and then throws them back at you at the weirdest times and without warning. i just couldn't deal with the torture of those visuals coming back to haunt me. and haunt me they would...

as far as me being a hater, that's just not true. i love all women. i just don't want to fuck old, goofy and fat chicks. at least not until i'm old (getting there quicker than i would like...), fat and goofy. well, at least old and fat.... :p
 
lol, i couldn't agree more chip - I've always gone for quality over quantity.. i have had some fine lookin goofy pussy though,, still not sure if thats considered quality??? i mean she was fine but damn goofy...
 
louie, goofy pussy is ok, imho, as long as you hit it and quit it bro. oh yeah, and you need to crank that music so as to drown out her twisted chromosome induced ramblings...
 
yeah you're right. I got the hit it part down its just the quit it part i have problems with.. last year i had one that was half asian and the other half irish not a fan of asians but???? i figured hell she's half irish?? that whole mix kinda fucked me up, it was confusing and shit..

moral of the story? i dunno? maybe it was that she was the most annoying chick i've ever been with and i still couldn't quit it? took me two months
 
YOu guys are missing out. Those hot girls are lame in bed. They think just because they're hot they don't have to do anything. As if it's good enough that they're letting you touch them. Suck your dick? Are you crazy?

Now a fat or old girl on the other hand...
 
big louie, is that the chic with the cheese hound that kept messing with your dog and shit on your couch?
 
LOL, no that was a different one.. now the fuckin dog sleeps on my couch, the couch i just bought last year..
 
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i'm with grizzly. an older broad will do what you want. she's not lazy in bed. besides...they know how to suck a dick better than the youngins for the simple fact that they've been doing it longer.

have a nice day
 
KB, Courteney Cox is 39.5 years old. Her BD is June 16, 1964. Man, if my future wife looks that good when she is almost 40 years old then I will be one happy man!!! :D :D

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs
 
dumbbellpress said:
KB, Courteney Cox is 39.5 years old. Her BD is June 16, 1964. Man, if my future wife looks that good when she is almost 40 years old then I will be one happy man!!! :D :D

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs

Cool, 39 is better than 37. The only problem with her is she seriously needs some weightgainer. She is skinny as a beanpole. Yuk. She would be really awesome if she'd gain about 20lbs.

Bro, I have a huge framed poster of her in my bedroom. It's 24"x36". I'll try to find a pic of it and post it for ya. It's from about 10 years ago, when she had that famous "Friends" hairstyle, and looked reeeeeally good. I hate that show, btw.

KB
 
I agree with you that Friends is a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE show. I have probably watched 7 or 8 episodes and I swear on my Mother's life I did not laugh even one time. Not even one time. I mean the show absolutely sucks.

Lisa Kudrow = major hottie...I love her!! :D

Jennifer Aniston = kind of cute but way overrated.

Courteney Cox = major hottie.

David Schwimmer = worst actor I have ever seen and ugly as hell. I cannot believe the guy is considered a hottie. I mean the guy is flat out butt fucking ugly.

Matthew Parry = GGRREEAATT actor and I loved him in "The Whole Nine Yards" with Bruce Willis.

Matt LeBlanc = good actor.

I have to totally disagree with you on C Cox being too skinny. I think her figure is perfect. That scene in 10,000 miles to Graceland where she is standing on a chair and the guy (forgot who it was) looks up her blouse....you mean to tell me KB you wouldn't pound that 25 times per day???

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs
 
Whooooa, I gotta see that! I haven't seen that movie. I'm not much of a movie person. But I gotta see that. Well, here's a pic I found of the poster I have...framed behind glass. It's a lifesize poster....huge.

KB
 
Yeah, you need to see 10,000 miles to Graceland. I gotta warn you it is maybe the worst movie ever made. No plot, wooden acting........ But the scene where Courteney Cox is standing on a chair and the camera shows her legs....all the way up to her ass with her black panties........Oh Dear Sweet Jesus. Oh man I cannot believe you think she is too skinny!! ;) That is OK save her for me...I will take her "skinny" ass.... :D

dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs
 
Hey, the only problem with scenes like that is, alot of times, they use body doubles for them. Are you sure that is really her legs? Because it would suck to not be sure, and have to only hope that it is. I sure hope it is :D

KB
 

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