Name My Dog Contest......

Man I hope you have a lot of food on hand. I have a 4 1/2 month old english mastif weighing 70lbs. That mofo is eating my bill money.

He's done chewed all the trim up in the house. Has gas that would make freaky freddy puk.

if i didnt have so much invested in him, i would give him to my mean ars mother-in-law.

Named mine Dutch

But he thinks his name is "you mofo"

PPP
 
Okay, here are the few I like so far.....

Sampson, Sam for short

Axle

Tank

I like Dutch as well......

Hard fucking call.....
 
moralanimal said:
True fact- Bruce is the most common name for homosexual males , followed by Scott.

Yeah but what about the guys that you havent dated?

:D

You opened yourself up for that one bro :)
 
Hey

Mark Kerr said:
Please dont name it Tank, that is way to close to David Abbott for my taste.
ROB HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A FRENCH MASTIFF. FUCKING GREAT DOGS. GENTLE WITH FAMILY VERY PROTECTIVE AND GREAT WITH KIDS. I BOUGHT ONE FROM A BREEDER IN UTAH. THIS FUCKER WAS 120 AT 12 MONTHS. I HAD HIM IN AN APARTMENT AND I HAD TO GET RID OF HIM. AS SOON AS I BUY A HOUSE IM GETTING 2. OH YEAH SMART AS A WHIP. WHERE DID YOU GET HIM. NAME HIM TURNER
 
Hogg said:
Yeah but what about the guys that you havent dated?

:D

You opened yourself up for that one bro :)

BrUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEEE, (whistle), Here boy, BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

I though you were telling us your best pick up line :-)
 
moralanimal said:
BrUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEEE, (whistle), Here boy, BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

I though you were telling us your best pick up line :-)

LOL....you turned that one around on me....fucker :D
 
GeeennnnttttlllleSSSSStttrrrreeeeennnnnnttttttthhhhhh, (whistle), Here boy, GGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLEEESS
TTTTRREEEEEEENNNTTTTTTTTHHHHHHH.
 
moralanimal said:
GeeennnnttttlllleSSSSStttrrrreeeeennnnnnttttttthhhhhh, (whistle), Here boy, GGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLEEESS
TTTTRREEEEEEENNNTTTTTTTTHHHHHHH.

LOL.....while wearing a red silk scarf around your neck right ??

:)
 
pumppumppuk said:
Man I hope you have a lot of food on hand. I have a 4 1/2 month old english mastif weighing 70lbs. That mofo is eating my bill money.

Damn, 70lbs at 4 1/2 months. I'd love to see that dog in a year from now.
 
moralanimal said:
LMAO- aqua compliments my eyes better.


Perhaps then a two-tone with aqua and some chartreuse.....oh that would look splendid on you.....babe :D


BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE, you big mastadon, where are you????? BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEEEEE
 
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