Nasty shit

Ian Smith

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Is it just me, or isnt it pretty frickin nasty when people that perspire excessively dont wipe off the equipment when they are done.... I know I should watch for for it before I get on a piece of equipment,,, but FUCK ME! I layed down to do leg curls today and did a face plant into a pond of someone elses sweat....


I also noticed today that there are several really old women at my gym with boob jobs. Its funny as hell lookin,,, bodies of an 80 year old, with the tits of a 20 year old....
 
Ian Smith said:
Is it just me, or isnt it pretty frickin nasty when people that perspire excessively dont wipe off the equipment when they are done.... I know I should watch for for it before I get on a piece of equipment,,, but FUCK ME! I layed down to do leg curls today and did a face plant into a pond of someone elses sweat....


I also noticed today that there are several really old women at my gym with boob jobs. Its funny as hell lookin,,, bodies of an 80 year old, with the tits of a 20 year old....

have to say sick on both acounts.nothing worse than sitting back in a puddle of someone elses sweat :mad:


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Ian Smith said:
Is it just me, or isnt it pretty frickin nasty when people that perspire excessively dont wipe off the equipment when they are done.... I know I should watch for for it before I get on a piece of equipment,,, but FUCK ME! I layed down to do leg curls today and did a face plant into a pond of someone elses sweat....


I also noticed today that there are several really old women at my gym with boob jobs. Its funny as hell lookin,,, bodies of an 80 year old, with the tits of a 20 year old....


you put your face in somebody's butt sweat
 
Ian Smith said:
Is it just me, or isnt it pretty frickin nasty when people that perspire excessively dont wipe off the equipment when they are done.... I know I should watch for for it before I get on a piece of equipment,,, but FUCK ME! I layed down to do leg curls today and did a face plant into a pond of someone elses sweat....


I also noticed today that there are several really old women at my gym with boob jobs. Its funny as hell lookin,,, bodies of an 80 year old, with the tits of a 20 year old....
I'll rude a mother fucker out in a heartbeat for not wipeing his sweat off a machine, that shits fucking gross.

But I got to admit I stare at the old gals with boob jobs, they usually have huge ass nipples poking out at attention
 
Be careful, I picked up a case of tinae versicolor a few years ago because of some scumbag that failed to use a towel. I dont wear wife beaters when I train either.....full length towel seperating me from the invisible fungus and a 2xl t-shirt as a second layer of protection.

I have watched people leave the shitter and walk straight toward the door without washing their hands. I cannot count the number of times that people have taken a piss and walked straight out. Now, the common denominator is, they all end up on the gym floor grabbing equipment with their grubby mits.

It is a very good idea to wash your hands before you take a piss, before you leave the gym, etc. Imagine putting a piece of gum in your mouth after touching a barbell and the guy that used it before you had his hands on his wart-laden cock or caught a smudge of shit on his finger while wiping his ass. FILTHY.
 
and thanks for that visual Hogg. lol... That is true, with anywhere you go really, especially the gym,, I dont know if everyone elses Gym is the same,, but the restroom at mine is nasty as hell.
 
Yeh definitely a bad idea eating with unwashed hands after being in the gym. Hogg did the Queer Eye pick out those fabulous Adidas shoes?
 
Hogg, I have seen that hundreds of times, retards leaving the bathroom without washing their hands. Almost makes me want to avoid handshakes ANYWHERE! I refuse to wipe/pick my nose or rub my eyes while Im at the gym because of the dirt and also the dirty people. Seriously, what scumbag drops a loaf and then doesnt wash their hands? I see it at the gym, restaurants, everywhere you go people will piss or dump and walk straight out the bathroom. It gives me to urge to walk out and give them a strong shot to the kidneys. Dirty bastards!
 
Hahahaha,

Airports are the fucking worst for this....your standing there pissing as all and sundry mill around and NO -ONE has washed their hands...the bottom of the damn sink is BONE DRY when you approach it...then comes the time to exit, and theres a latched door out in to the airport itself...10,000 piss dripping, shit laden hands have pulled that door handle since this morning and your standing there trying to figure out how the fuck you going to pull open a latched door without touching the handle...so you spend a liiiiitle toooooo looooong drying your hands, waiting for someone else to open the bastard thing and then make a straight line dash for freedom! There should be some kind of test...like a metal detector but for unwashed hands, they'd try to pass back out through the door and anyone who was unwashed would get electrocuted or some such.

G.
 
Ronin_ said:
Yeh definitely a bad idea eating with unwashed hands after being in the gym. Hogg did the Queer Eye pick out those fabulous Adidas shoes?

Yes, the little career advisor Hally Berry-looking-half-breed fruit picked them up for me.....we wanted to find a pair in chartreuse but they were not available from the custom shop....Gotta run, my date is here.


Oh BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE, BRUUUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEEE, come here and open the door for me you big yak.


:D
 
Gavin Laird said:
then comes the time to exit, and theres a latched door out in to the airport itself...10,000 piss dripping, shit laden hands have pulled that door handle since this morning and your standing there trying to figure out how the fuck you going to pull open a latched door without touching the handle...
I am thankful for the few bathrooms around that still have paper towels instead of the blow dryers. At least then I can open the door without getting my hands dirty again. If all else fails, I open it using only my pinkie.
 
Bob Smith said:
I am thankful for the few bathrooms around that still have paper towels instead of the blow dryers. At least then I can open the door without getting my hands dirty again. If all else fails, I open it using only my pinkie.

There is a reason why Sloan Valve Company makes gnarly industrial-grade valves; they expect that people will kick them to flush the shitter or latrine in a public restroom. Now what we need is a hand's free door latch, a towel dispenser triggered by a motion sensor much like a faucet, and automatic doors or doorless restrooms with the zig-zag vestibule. Hands-free = germ free.
 
I have seen hands free towel dispensers, but anxiously await a motion-activated bathroom door, or the labrynth-style entrances of airports used more.
 
Bob Smith said:
I have seen hands free towel dispensers, but anxiously await a motion-activated bathroom door, or the labrynth-style entrances of airports used more.
the only time I dont mind when somone dont wipe down the equipment is when a hot ass bitch just got done, I will smell it to see if her pussy stinks or not, if it does I stay away from her and move on to the next, but I will walk over to the asshole who did not wipe down and tell him to get his nasty ass back over to the equipment and wipe it down, I dont care how much bigger they are then me,
 
ramboj70 said:
the only time I dont mind when somone dont wipe down the equipment is when a hot ass bitch just got done, I will smell it to see if her pussy stinks or not, if it does I stay away from her and move on to the next, but I will walk over to the asshole who did not wipe down and tell him to get his nasty ass back over to the equipment and wipe it down, I dont care how much bigger they are then me,

Rambo, give me a rough estimate on the percentage of pussy that sticks at your gym. BTW were the fuck do all of you people live, I can say that at least half, if not more, don't wash their hands at my gym.
 
paper towel dispensers: i use my elbow, the door handle i use the paper towel. if air dryers, than i use my tshirt. How about the kids that reach in and grab the deoderizer in the urinal lmao. my nephew did that last year and I about choked him out
 
thick said:
paper towel dispensers: i use my elbow, the door handle i use the paper towel. if air dryers, than i use my tshirt. How about the kids that reach in and grab the deoderizer in the urinal lmao. my nephew did that last year and I about choked him out

lmfao, what kids? lol I didn't know that was a common thing to do. I think i posted this before but some joker put a diamond ring in the bottom of a toilet and my buddy got it out, turns out of course it was fake, so my buddy threw it right back in there for some other poor sapp to find. lmfao
 
I would say all kids have at least started reaching towards it. I used to watch my son like a hawk when we went into a bathroom. Funny about the ring. I hate f'n diamonds anyways so i wouldve just left the bastard regardless.
dolfe1 said:
lmfao, what kids? lol I didn't know that was a common thing to do. I think i posted this before but some joker put a diamond ring in the bottom of a toilet and my buddy got it out, turns out of course it was fake, so my buddy threw it right back in there for some other poor sapp to find. lmfao
 
you guys crack me up, you all are every bit as germaphobic as myself. i catch shit from my buddies for it all the time, meanwhile they are all walking petri dishes. always using a towel to exit from the bathroom, always washing hands, etc. i about ripped my friends head off last weekend, was bar-b-q'ing some turkey breasts and my buddy grabs a raw turkey breast, puts it on the grill, and then dives into the vegetables to cut them without washing his grubby ass paws. that's just fucking filthy man, wash your stank ass mitts for christs sake, nobody wants a fresh salmonella salad.
 
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