Neal Diamond

What would you do?

  • Dwarf love,, plus oral..

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • Walmart watermelon hump fest.

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • Gay pride parade grand master.

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • Total voters
    17
  • Poll closed .
ian your bumping neil diamond music
thats about as lame as the fruitcake...., oh wait i mean the good bro that was here bumpin lorretta lynns new album
 
borderbound said:
ian your bumping neil diamond music
thats about as lame as the fruitcake...., oh wait i mean the good bro that was here bumpin lorretta lynns new album



:rolleyes: Didn't your momma ever tell you that if you can't say anything nice...don't say anything at all...
 
Ya,, what he said.. Uh oh,, looks like we have 3 gay pride parade grand masters on here,, I wonder who they are... Geuss we will have to do another poll to see who everyone thinks it is...10 out of 13 people polled agreed that 3 out of 13 people polled are Gay pride parade grandmasters..
 
Decisions, decisions, decisions........ I guess I'll take the obese female dwarf.

My reasoning is such:

I'm not gonna be on the gay pride boat (somebody posted a pic of that a while back, funny stuff) and look like one of the Village People (like Ian eloquently pointed out) and, well, I'm not gay.

I'm not gonna bang a watermelon, because I ain't no fruit, and I think fruit should only bang fruit :D .

I'll take the female obese dwarf, but if I'm giving oral treats, then I'm putting a nose clip on.
 
Phreezer said:
:rolleyes: Didn't your momma ever tell you that if you can't say anything nice...don't say anything at all...

i said good bro ,... we just wont be shoppin in the same isle at the
record shop is all
 
Neil Diamond kicks ass. Gets the ladies in the mood. But even with no ladies I like to jam out to "Sweet Caroline" in my car with my 15'' pounding. ;)
 
I chose the dwarf because if she is 200 pounds, she is a badass!
But she has to clean her cookie box first- and later I get to use her for some shoulder presses!
 
If i picked Wal-mart then could i have a orgy with like 7 or 8 melon's or would the limit be just 1?
 
Chip Bronson said:
neil diamond? damn ian, i thought you were just pulling my johnson here bro.... lol... neil diamond sucks more than neil young!!!

'love on my rocks, ain't no big surprise... just give me a slurp and i'll give you a rise....' lol :D

plus i pretty sure that if you listen to his music long enough, you DO stand a very good chance of turning gay. just ask grizzly... :D


Aw now shit Chip Neil Young aint that bad.



You guys start jockin Pat Boone and im gona get woried.
 
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