How about some free samples for us junior members here at meso ?
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Actually I think that is robolics LOLHere's some photos of Maximuz Labz-
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Order at your own risk.
Sorry, CrossFit grabbed all the freebee'sHow about some free samples for us junior members here at meso ?
Along with SworderSorry, CrossFit grabbed all the freebee's
@Wunderpus
By the end of the week I'm guaranteed to have Diabetes.
First of all, you already have sickle cell, the last thing you need is diabetuzzz.@Wunderpus
I'm sorry to say this..
But I've gone with Maximus Labs...
He offered me a 401K and a Pension Plan. I also get payed 4 dollars below the Federal Minimum Wage + 3 Mr.Pibb's an hour.
By the end of the week I'm guaranteed to have Diabetes.
You never offered me diabetes
Just wet handy Js. The worst kind of Handy J![]()
First of all, you already have sickle cell, the last thing you need is diabetuzzz.
Mr. Pibb? Fuck that, we're going to have Grape Crush in our facility.
I can't compete with his salary offer, you know that. But, I'll buy you that fleshlight you've been asking for every Christmas.
@TyroneMoreGains Don't fall for it. He is trying to give you diabetes so he can steel your insulin. That's what next months special is.
He's the guru around hereLet me check with @Onpoint88 and I may order some shit tonight.
Titties!!! Yayyy!!I was skeptical at first, my Facebook and Craigslist searches turned up no history of any Maximus Labz…and my research was thorough as hell (I searched using the Z and the S spellings).
Then I received a PM from a real friendly chap, a WKM named Meeks who said Maximus Labz was gtg!! (Not sure why Meeks included pics of Asian transsexuals in the PM but whateves..)
I attempted to contact Maximus Labs through their yahoo email address, but the email bounced, so I sent them a PM (no tranny pics) and Max said it was best to send emails to their gmail account, and that they had closed the yahoo account for security reasons. (these guys are on top of things!)
They informed me that after my money was sent, they wouldn’t be replying to any of my emails, but I could still send them to the gmail account if I wanted to.
I felt they were very transparent in setting theses expectations and they were obviously a source I could trust!!
Meeks was right, they seemed honest and gtg!!
Long story short, I wired them the money and just as promised, I have never received any packages…and it didn’t take long!!!
I got nothing the next day, and my shipment has not arrived everyday after…just like clock work…..the best part is, I didn’t have to sign for any packages!!!
Total freaking stealth mode baby!!!
You guys rock!!
And my gains, my gains are off the charts!!!
I’ve packed on 20lbs (mainly because my T has crashed and estrogen is running ramped through my body…my chest is huge!!)
Awesome!!!
take my money!!They have raw var powder for days![]()
Had me crackin' the fuck up at "50 pills of unknown strength" lmfao.We've all seen these new labs popping up recently. We all have the questions. How is their gear? Is it safe? Is it dosed right? How much will it cost? Can I trust this ugl? Etc, etc, etc.
Now I have the answer to all your questions. Introducing Maximus labz, brought to you by Jay Maximus. All our gear is FARM grade.
Now before you get too excited, all my raws are out of stock. In fact I never ordered any. Ever. Right now
we are taking pre-orders on everything.
Here is a price list of all the gear we dont have:
Injectables
Test C 10 ML - $250
Test P 1 gallon - $43
Test E - half a beer bottle with a smoked cigerette floating in there full - $34.72
Tren - 30ML - 1 billion dollars
Orals
Dbol - 50 pills of unknown strength / $295.28
Flintstones Vitamins - $5/pill
Midol (you know you need it) - free
Don't sit around wondering when your package is coming anymore. Maximus labs provides no tracking because there is no package. We just take your money. Dont spend days and nights wondering when your gear will show up. With us you can rest easy...it will never show up.
I am not in this alone. All your most trusted WKM are involved.
@TyroneMoreGains is our COO. I dont know what they do, but he does it.
@Ozzy619 is our brewmaster. If we EVER get any raws you can trust he might wash his hands first. Maybe not. Who cares? Its your body.
@Melly Mel from hell is in charge of our warehouse and shipping. He has never misplaced a package, because there has never been one.
Meso, stop wasting your time and guessing with these UGLs. Help us help you help us.
Maximus labz*...maximize our banks accounts!
*remember it's maximus labz with a z. Because dont you just want to inject yourself with gear from a guy who can't spell?
We're approved by Onpoint. CBS confirmed he wants Tyrones dick, so we're all good.
