new lab - MAXIMUS LABZ!

I was skeptical at first, my Facebook and Craigslist searches turned up no history of any Maximus Labz…and my research was thorough as hell (I searched using the Z and the S spellings).

Then I received a PM from a real friendly chap, a WKM named Meeks who said Maximus Labz was gtg!! (Not sure why Meeks included pics of Asian transsexuals in the PM but whateves..)

I attempted to contact Maximus Labs through their yahoo email address, but the email bounced, so I sent them a PM (no tranny pics) and Max said it was best to send emails to their gmail account, and that they had closed the yahoo account for security reasons. (these guys are on top of things!)

They informed me that after my money was sent, they wouldn’t be replying to any of my emails, but I could still send them to the gmail account if I wanted to.
I felt they were very transparent in setting theses expectations and they were obviously a source I could trust!!
Meeks was right, they seemed honest and gtg!!

Long story short, I wired them the money and just as promised, I have never received any packages…and it didn’t take long!!!

I got nothing the next day, and my shipment has not arrived everyday after…just like clock work…..the best part is, I didn’t have to sign for any packages!!!
Total freaking stealth mode baby!!!
You guys rock!!

And my gains, my gains are off the charts!!!

I’ve packed on 20lbs (mainly because my T has crashed and estrogen is running ramped through my body…my chest is huge!!)
Awesome!!!
 
Here's some photos of Maximuz Labz-

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Order at your own risk.
Actually I think that is robolics LOL
 
@Wunderpus
I'm sorry to say this..
But I've gone with Maximus Labs...

He offered me a 401K and a Pension Plan. I also get payed 4 dollars below the Federal Minimum Wage + 3 Mr.Pibb's an hour.

By the end of the week I'm guaranteed to have Diabetes.


You never offered me diabetes :(

Just wet handy Js. The worst kind of Handy J :(
 
@Wunderpus
I'm sorry to say this..
But I've gone with Maximus Labs...

He offered me a 401K and a Pension Plan. I also get payed 4 dollars below the Federal Minimum Wage + 3 Mr.Pibb's an hour.

By the end of the week I'm guaranteed to have Diabetes.


You never offered me diabetes :(

Just wet handy Js. The worst kind of Handy J :(
First of all, you already have sickle cell, the last thing you need is diabetuzzz.

Mr. Pibb? Fuck that, we're going to have Grape Crush in our facility.

I can't compete with his salary offer, you know that. But, I'll buy you that fleshlight you've been asking for every Christmas.
 
I was skeptical at first, my Facebook and Craigslist searches turned up no history of any Maximus Labz…and my research was thorough as hell (I searched using the Z and the S spellings).

Then I received a PM from a real friendly chap, a WKM named Meeks who said Maximus Labz was gtg!! (Not sure why Meeks included pics of Asian transsexuals in the PM but whateves..)

I attempted to contact Maximus Labs through their yahoo email address, but the email bounced, so I sent them a PM (no tranny pics) and Max said it was best to send emails to their gmail account, and that they had closed the yahoo account for security reasons. (these guys are on top of things!)

They informed me that after my money was sent, they wouldn’t be replying to any of my emails, but I could still send them to the gmail account if I wanted to.
I felt they were very transparent in setting theses expectations and they were obviously a source I could trust!!
Meeks was right, they seemed honest and gtg!!

Long story short, I wired them the money and just as promised, I have never received any packages…and it didn’t take long!!!

I got nothing the next day, and my shipment has not arrived everyday after…just like clock work…..the best part is, I didn’t have to sign for any packages!!!
Total freaking stealth mode baby!!!
You guys rock!!

And my gains, my gains are off the charts!!!

I’ve packed on 20lbs (mainly because my T has crashed and estrogen is running ramped through my body…my chest is huge!!)
Awesome!!!
Titties!!! Yayyy!!
 
I know everyone wants deals. But I have a hard time doing that. Im part jew (seriously) so giving away anything is against how I was raised.
But because I care about you fellas and your gainz, the 1st 102 people to order will get free shipping and a bag of gummi bears. Eat them right after a workout for glucose or something. I dont know. Its your body.
 
We've all seen these new labs popping up recently. We all have the questions. How is their gear? Is it safe? Is it dosed right? How much will it cost? Can I trust this ugl? Etc, etc, etc.

Now I have the answer to all your questions. Introducing Maximus labz, brought to you by Jay Maximus. All our gear is FARM grade.

Now before you get too excited, all my raws are out of stock. In fact I never ordered any. Ever. Right now
we are taking pre-orders on everything.

Here is a price list of all the gear we dont have:
Injectables
Test C 10 ML - $250
Test P 1 gallon - $43
Test E - half a beer bottle with a smoked cigerette floating in there full - $34.72
Tren - 30ML - 1 billion dollars

Orals
Dbol - 50 pills of unknown strength / $295.28
Flintstones Vitamins - $5/pill
Midol (you know you need it) - free

Don't sit around wondering when your package is coming anymore. Maximus labs provides no tracking because there is no package. We just take your money. Dont spend days and nights wondering when your gear will show up. With us you can rest easy...it will never show up.

I am not in this alone. All your most trusted WKM are involved.
@TyroneMoreGains is our COO. I dont know what they do, but he does it.
@Ozzy619 is our brewmaster. If we EVER get any raws you can trust he might wash his hands first. Maybe not. Who cares? Its your body.
@Melly Mel from hell is in charge of our warehouse and shipping. He has never misplaced a package, because there has never been one.

Meso, stop wasting your time and guessing with these UGLs. Help us help you help us.
Maximus labz*...maximize our banks accounts!

*remember it's maximus labz with a z. Because dont you just want to inject yourself with gear from a guy who can't spell?
Had me crackin' the fuck up at "50 pills of unknown strength" lmfao.
 
Hey guys!! I just wanted to leave a quick review. I am on my first Pin of 250mg Test E and this lab is definitely GTG!!! I weighed myself this morning before I pinned and just weighed myself again tonight. I am already up 1lb!!! All the usual sides are there as well!! My sex drive is crazy!!! I want to fuck every woman I see and I used to be a homo!!! Also, I found a zit on my chest and I usually don't get acne.

I know I don't have bloods to back it up but I definitely have that feeling of being on!! Hope this helps some of you guys thinking of ordering. They are definitely gtg in my books!!!
 
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